Your Waifu.

gabmed

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I was on my other forum, and they started a thread about who was their waifu and such... it got quite fun there, so I decided to bring it over to here.

And I DID search for Waifu threads. And there was one called "Your first waifu". Well, this one's not about your first.

Soo... what is your waifu? =3

Definition of Waifu: (NON-CREEPY edit) Your virtual crush. As in, someone on an anime or video game that you kind-a liked.

Linkie Link. [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=waifu:]



The human Waifu is just in case a non-human Waifu isn't accepted. If it is, definetly Fluttershy.
 
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A waifu?

Is that like a wig-wam off of a woofing engine?

Edit: Now I'm aware of what a waifu is, I can honestly say that no. I do not have a waifu.

I have sex with my fiancee, a real woman.
 

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gabmed said:
I was on my other forum, and they started a thread about who was their waifu and such... it got quite fun there, so I decided to bring it over to here.

And I DID search for Waifu threads. And there was one called "Your first waifu". Well, this one's not about your first.

Soo... what is your waifu? =3


Question: What is a waifu exactly?

Edit: Okay, so it's kind of like a 'If you could marry a fictional animated character from a game/film/TV series who would it be?' type question, or at least that's how I'm interperating it. Probably Daria, her sarcastic, deadpan, misanthropic humor just suits me to a tee.
 

gabmed

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Oh jeez... seems like people aren't familiar with the term...

I'm editing it. Sorry guys.
 

Cheesus333

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Wondering what a waifu is, waiting for the edit...

EDIT: Oh. Yeah. No. I don't, um... no...
 

HumpinHop

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*points to my avatar*

*points to your waifu*

Human Waifu has to go to Yuna from FFX, she was my first pixel crush when I was a young lad and the game had just come out. My brother still eviscerates me for it.

EDIT: A 'waifu' is your dream wife, usually from anime,television, or vidya games.

2nd EDIT: Wow, six or seven posts in to this thread and we already have three Fluttershy's.

....yay.
 

gabmed

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Togs said:
Now that is jsut plain fucking creepy, dear god mate please get out your house and get a girlfriend.
I have one. ^^

Hehehe. Not THAT creepy, though I made it sound like creepy...

Basically, it's that virtual girl you have/had a crush on. My girlfriend knows quite well I love Fluttershy, even though I obviously give more attention and love to her (GF). >.>
 

gabmed

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Sober Thal said:
Sorry, I don't have a 2D significant other. I don't see the point. Cause, you know.... they aren't real and stuff.
*sigh* My message once again did not come across. I fail at this stuff. -_-

Waifu is someone you wished it existed, as you love their personality and stuff.

Example: If Fluttershy (humanized) actually existed, I'd date her.

THAT is what a Waifu is.
 
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gabmed said:
Sober Thal said:
Sorry, I don't have a 2D significant other. I don't see the point. Cause, you know.... they aren't real and stuff.
*sigh* My message once again did not come across. I fail at this stuff. -_-

Waifu is someone you wished it existed, as you love their personality and stuff.

Example: If Fluttershy (humanized) actually existed, I'd date her.

THAT is what a Waifu is.
So you'd date something with the mental capacity of a child?

That's a whole can or worms right there...
 

HumpinHop

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ITT: People overreacting.

Waifu doesn't mean(although it can include) having a shrine of the character in your closet, it could be as simple as something you had a wee crush on as a kid, like Zelda from ooT or Samus or something. It's a fun thread if you let it.
 

gabmed

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Daystar Clarion said:
gabmed said:
Sober Thal said:
Sorry, I don't have a 2D significant other. I don't see the point. Cause, you know.... they aren't real and stuff.
*sigh* My message once again did not come across. I fail at this stuff. -_-

Waifu is someone you wished it existed, as you love their personality and stuff.

Example: If Fluttershy (humanized) actually existed, I'd date her.

THAT is what a Waifu is.
So you'd date something with the mental capacity of a child?

That's a whole can or worms right there...
*facepalm*

Where is it said (Or written) that she has the mental capacity of a child? o_O

I'd imagine that is true to Pinkie Pie, but Fluttersy is mature and quite dependable. She's the oldest.
 

gabmed

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HumpinHop said:
ITT: People overreacting.

Waifu doesn't mean(although it can include) having a shrine of the character in your closet, it could be as simple as something you had a wee crush on as a kid, like Zelda from ooT or Samus or something. It's a fun thread if you let it.
Thank you.

I need to take classes on "Explaining stuff to people", because I'm horrible on that aspect. .-.

And I'm saying shit once again.

I think I'll shut up now.
 

sky14kemea

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Damn, I had a Waifu once but I forgot who it was!

I'm in-between Waifu's at the moment then. :/ I must've gotten a divorce... in my mind.

Btw guys, try and keep the insults down in here. It's just a bit of harmless fun.
 

gabmed

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Tirunus said:
I do not have one because I am not a loser.
I'm happy for being a loser. You?

I actually don't care about the definition of "Loser" and "winner", because it implies that life is just a game.

Which is not. I love my life, and I'm not either losing or winning in it.
 

FalloutJack

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Sorry, I'm in love with a woman. I can go so far as to agree that fictional characters can be attractive, but I cannot substantiate any sort of crush.
 

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The amount of reading between the lines is beyond hilarious, thank you all for the laugh.

OT I am going to take this 'waifu' as "if you could marry a fictional character from a game/film/TV series who would it be"

Noble 6 female or Samus, dont talk much, has guns, will travel.