My phone and my fag tin. Not good.
Although if I reach I can grab my guitar and switch the amp on. I guess I could kill them with noise?
Actually if I lean and reach I can get to my beer.
So my zombie apocalypse plan (with the twist) shall be to lock the doors and sit inside drinkin', smokin' and jamming''. Aaaaaw yeeaaaah!
I have a katana, roman gladius, and a naginata all near my bed. I've also got a display sword set not too far.
Improvised weapons however, I'm sure a shovel could be effective. If you are looking for things put together to make something, I would stick a knife ('ve got a good bowie knife around here somewhere) on the end of a pipe and duct tape it together to make a polesword. A stabby weapon wouldn't be good in a swarm of goons, but a slashy weapon could hit multiple foes in one go.
I also have a rifle with a bayonet I could use as a spear and a gun, twice the fun.
NICE! I get to smack zombies in the face with my Guitar Hero controler.
Then again... i have absolutely all my hardware stacked in the cupboard that's on my left right now, which should make; My TV, my stereo, my Wii, my DVD-player, my speakers and so on.
...What? I keep it tidy when i'm not using my stuff.