Your weapon in the zombie apocalypse. (with a twist)

Idlemessiah

Zombie Steve Irwin
Feb 22, 2009
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My phone and my fag tin. Not good.
Although if I reach I can grab my guitar and switch the amp on. I guess I could kill them with noise?
Actually if I lean and reach I can get to my beer.
So my zombie apocalypse plan (with the twist) shall be to lock the doors and sit inside drinkin', smokin' and jamming''. Aaaaaw yeeaaaah!
 

rockera

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Jul 29, 2009
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ummm a pillow and a blanket...I'll smother them to death bwa ha ha!...oh dear
dam if you'd said to my right I would be able to use shotgun oh well I guess I won't survive the zombie apocalypse *sigh*
 

Booze Zombie

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I have cut myself up a bit on my PC before... good thing that's to my left.
If any zombies come along, I'll be gashing their heads off... fo' sure.
 

asteroth21nox

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Whats funny is I have a suit case full of heavy shit to my left (that could work...) but to my right I have a katana. IF ONLY FOR BUT THE WHIMS OF FATE!!!! lol
 

azurawolf

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Apr 27, 2009
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Let's see...
wireless keyboard, my cellphone, a pillow, and the chord to the laptop
I could throw my phone at them and hit them with the keyboard.
Other then that I'm fucked...
 

demoman_chaos

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I have a katana, roman gladius, and a naginata all near my bed. I've also got a display sword set not too far.

Improvised weapons however, I'm sure a shovel could be effective. If you are looking for things put together to make something, I would stick a knife ('ve got a good bowie knife around here somewhere) on the end of a pipe and duct tape it together to make a polesword. A stabby weapon wouldn't be good in a swarm of goons, but a slashy weapon could hit multiple foes in one go.
I also have a rifle with a bayonet I could use as a spear and a gun, twice the fun.
 

Serenegoose

Faerie girl in hiding
Mar 17, 2009
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It could be worse. In the event of a zombie apocalypse, I will have a hot cup of Earl Grey.

Well, that ought to calm the nerves a bit before I go running for my life.
 

Lawnmooer

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Fireaxe and shovel. Sweet.

Unless my chair swivels around in which case I'd have to fend off the unrelenting undead hordes with paperwork...
 

Ulquiorra4sama

Saviour In the Clockwork
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NICE! I get to smack zombies in the face with my Guitar Hero controler.
Then again... i have absolutely all my hardware stacked in the cupboard that's on my left right now, which should make; My TV, my stereo, my Wii, my DVD-player, my speakers and so on.

...What? I keep it tidy when i'm not using my stuff.
 

Blitzkrieg64

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I have a bunch of CDs, a computer, a can of soda and a Cthulu minifigure. So the first zombie I come across is screwed, after that though Cthulu help me.