Your weapon? With a .....twist?

[Sinisterair]

A very Large Minigun the size of a car.....weightless, unlimited ammo But requires one rubout for each bullet shot.....it never stops shooting until you have rubbed out the number required for the bullet intake.....also if u dont it tazes and hurts your johnston

 

[open trap]

An automatic Death Ray, but it cant tell friend from foe

 

[The Forces of Chaos]

Kai Gun! A weapon that fires My Malice, Hate and Rage!

 

[laststandman]

My weapon?

Spoiler: I cannot think of ANY possible weakness

 

[goodwithwords08]

Deathstar it's pretty much unbeatable
I mean there IS a two meter wide whole that if you MIGHT get a torpedo down could blow it up.
But it's ray sheilded, has enough guns to kill a whole army in three secounds flat and has a dark lord of the sith guarding it. I think I'm safe

I used to T-16 womp rats.

Star Wars quote fail, "I use to bullseye womp rats in my T-16" sorry had to point it out.

My weapon would have to be...MY MIND!!! But I can only use my mind powers when I am sane...oh well...

 

[viking97]

a single shuriken that follows ppl around if i throw it at them and then flies back to me.

downside: it doesn't slow down when it comes back to me...

 

[ThatSexyGuy]

Eye shotguns!
I can fire shotgun shells from my eyes!
Downside:I'm blind in the eye that fired the shell for thirty minutes.

 

[smeghead25]

A gun that shoots super sharp spikes IN ALL DIRECTIONS!!! It only works when you jerk off while holding it though.

I'm sure you can imagine the downside...

 

[viking97]

A flamethrower
Downside:.....
Hmmm how is there a way to make a flamethrower less awesome?

it fires backward at the same time?

OT a cloaking device that completely protects me from radar, heat detection, and sonar. it also blocks all sound, and if something is thrown in my direction it will automatically use a tractor beam to move the object around me while creating a hologram of the thing moving on a straight course.

downside: if i get within 5 feet of someone, the sonic drowning theme plays really loud.

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

A flamethrower
Downside:.....
Hmmm how is there a way to make a flamethrower less awesome?

Yep. Carry it around for a bit. Then you'll realize that carrying several gallons of flammable liquids about isn't as fun as you might think.

 

[2fish]

A cannon that shoots out random projectiles (could be a penny, duck, planet, shark, ect) but only when you eat your least favorite food, you know that one that tastes nasty and makes you run for the bathroom. Let's hope you can aim while you run to the restroom.

 

[2fish]

Eye shotguns!
I can fire shotgun shells from my eyes!
Downside:I'm blind in the eye that fired the shell for thirty minutes.

What happens if you miss two times?

Spoiler

see it doesn't count as a double post now

 

[Sacman]

A gun... the downside is it runs out of bullets...

 

[ThatSexyGuy]

Eye shotguns!
I can fire shotgun shells from my eyes!
Downside:I'm blind in the eye that fired the shell for thirty minutes.

What happens if you miss two times?

Spoiler

see it doesn't count as a double post now

One Word:Echolocation

 

[Blitzkreg]

A lightning hammer that makes pizza every time you use it.

downside: it only works when you're making out with a hot chick...

Wouldn't that help out with the making out?

hmmm I think that it would be distracting... That and if you're doing well, you both shouldn't be thinking about pizza.

 

[Mr. Purple]

<color=purple> The love gun. It makes the person you shoot fall in deep indefinite and infinite love with the shooter. The downside? It automatically shoots the ugliest person in 100 miles. You had better be damn sure that your in the clear. O.O

 

[Steppin Razor]

My weapon is so vile and terrible that it would cause all my enemies to flee in fear. It's a giant TV and set of speakers that forces them to watch this the whole way through, and they can't look away or block out the sound no matter how hard they try:

Spoiler

 

[Kais86]

Space Laser. Takes an entire day to charge up though, if I don't have to get off my couch to destroy my enemies, I'm not going to.

I still think Gugnir is one of the best weapons ever, you can launch it from your couch, it never misses, and always kills. What's not to like?

 

[Diligent]

A device that summons a Great Old One of the Cthulhu Mythos to obliterate your enemies.
The downside? You just summoned a fucking Great Old One.

 

[Blitzkreg]

heres one! a chainsaw with infinite gas and can cut through anything, but when you use it the recoil goes into your crotch... have fun justifying using that.