Your weapon? With a .....twist?

[PrototypeC]

I've always liked Negative Man's power... he can fly around (well, a spirit of him, anyway) pretty much invincible, destroying anything by just crashing through it (sort of). The downside? His real body is still sitting there, helpless, so he has to keep an eye on it or he's f**ked.

 

[Fishtie]

A sword that makes a opposite alignment duplicate of whoever you hit. But it doesn't actually do any damage itself.

 

[neoontime]

Pinkey knives. Gives you knives instead of pinkies but you can't shake hands or pick out belly button lint anymore.

 

[ultrachicken]

A giant hammer that I can't lift.

 

[geekRAGE]

A gun that shoots out smoking hot chicks but it will only work when im not horny.

 

[InnerRebellion]

A 12 gauge shotgun that launches folded shuriken on thin titanium wires that expand upon impact, then get pulled back into the gun.

The downside is it fires in super slow motion, then whips back at 1000 mph.

 

[Icarion (aka Stockholm)]

A knife that is unbreakable, super sharp, and always hits its targert. It can only hit non vital systems however

 

[SixWingedAsura]

A gun that fires holes that lead to a land of beer and cotton candy hookers.

The downside? I just sent my enemies to a land of beer and cotton candy hookers. And no, I can't shoot myself. T_T

 

[Mean Mother Rucker]

An arm blade that only extends when I have an itch.

Gift or curse. Depends on how sharp it is.

 

[SD-Fiend]

a cartoon like hammer that is lightweight and can shot out a boxing glove and do other cartoonish thingsthe downside is that if it gets wet then it will temporarily become a regular hammer

 

[SixWingedAsura]

The Sword Made of Bees!

The downside is that they'll probably sting you too.

 

[Jorias]

I want a Nakita Missile launcher from Metal Gear Solid that instead of being manually controlled, actually keeps a database of all the IQ scores around the world instead....when launched it will ignore the commands of the user and just hunt the person with the lowest IQ.....i want it in ICBM form to plz...

 

[twaddle]

This

The downside: Piloting the ***** has a slight chance of making you go berserk with fury and rage, and There is a chance the suit will destroy the world if you don't have an annoying Japanese school girl with you to call your name. Oh and did i mention this thing also is powered by sucking your blood while you pilot it and a normal human only has 10 pints of blood in their body. Good luck with that *****!XD

 

[Brain_Cleanser]

A sword that only comes unshethed when you spray yourself with a shaken soda can/ spray soda out your nose.
Whichever you find more unplesent/disabling.

 

[spartan231490]

This is D&D related so I'm sorry to those that don't get in.
A Barbarian/Cleric hybrid with the Pacifist Healer feat...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!. I like a greatsword that can rip the soul from a body with a single touch, but it randomly decides weather to take the soul of the person being cut, or the person holding it.

On a dnd note, the concept of a weapon with the enchantments vicious and merciful always amuses me.

 

[PureIrony]

A energy sword/key from a descended alien race. but it only turns on if you know the correct phrase.
anybody wana guess what it is?

Bow-chicka-wow-wow.

As for my entry, a gun with bullets that only kill the terminally ill.

Though, given the number villains who eventually get cancer...

 

[stutheninja]

a disrupter rifle (disrupts all matter on impact into dark energy) that can convert for short medium and long ranges, side effects may include slowly turning to ash based on usage.

 

[ayuri]

annihilator ray that hammers me on the head every time i use it

wear a helmet

OT:a rainbow flamingo that kills what I want and gives me advice on everything

downside:must put in a quarter every minute

[edit] or a gun that can fire portals onto things except the wrong surfaces

Quarter is attached to a string... see how fun this is

 

[Russian_Assassin]

A ray gun that gives you cancer.

 

[Servantes]

My weapon would be a RPECL 2.0, Rocket Propelled Exploding Chainsaw Launcher ver.2, Now with Infinity ammo. (Warning: Weapon may cause extreme awesomeness and explosions to the extreme!)