Your worst drinking experience

[Jamster003]

Don't really have a worst.
But I did come home drunk one night and logged on teamspeak to play LoL with some friends. I only found out I did this in the morning when I got sent a 1 and a half hour recording of myself rambling about LoL completely drunk and occasionally 'singing'.

For some people, listening to themselves in a recording sounds odd. Imagine listening to yourself drunk.

Also, after looking at my game history, I played pretty damn well.

 

[Holarchy]

Picture it, Boxing Day 2011 at a friends house. Me and my friends decide to try out some Jager bombs (which consists of a shot of Jägermeister and some energy drink)after a night of already heavy drinking. After my fifth shot, I awoke, confused and submerged in toilet water with a bleeding hand and a freshly destroyed toilet next to me. I had no recollection of even going to the bathroom or how the toilet was destroyed. For some reason, I was just wearing my scarf on my upper body with no t-shirt and started to shout 'Where's my scarf!'. I then left the bathroom, shouting 'I broke your toilet. I'm so sorry' and proceeded to cry for the rest of the night while trying to find my t shirt in a panic. I assessed the damage the next day and the toilet was literally eradicated and there was blood from my hand everywhere. Moral of the story: Jager bombs destroy.

How the toilet was destroyed is still a mystery to this day.

 

[Lawnmooer]

My worst experience with drink is when me and a couple of friends bought 1 bottle of Whiskey, 1 bottle of Navy Rum, 1 bottle of White Rum and 1 bottle of Vodka.

I drank the entire bottle of whiskey, half the bottle of Navy rum, 3/4 of the bottle of White Rum and 1/4 of the bottle of vodka.

I saw triple then vomited 6 times and fell unconscious in a friends toilet.

Luckily I don't get hangovers.

But yeah I do mix crazy things together without care.

Incidentally I can no longer drink whiskey, navy rum or white rum and vodka no longer has a taste or smell for me anymore.

 

[Zack Alklazaris]

I was 20 years old and it was my third time drinking. I decided to test my limit.
I weigh 140lbs and have a height of 5'11".

I drank 5 "big gulp" sized Margarettas, 6 shots of whiskey, 6 beers, and a quarter bottle of peppermint schnapps all in the span of 2 hours.

I never blacked out, but I do remember having a friend give me a pat on the back and take me home. So I may of acted really really drunk. I got home crawled in my bed and proceeded to throw up over my sheets. I put on fresh sheets then fell asleep on the floor.

In the morning I woke up to my Grandma calling me asking if I'm sober yet. Apparently she decided to call me in the middle of the night.

Now I'm 25. All I need is half a bottle of vodka to black out.... wtf.

 

[gusenborge]

Worst for me was at a festival about 44 km from where i live.

Had bought about 24 beers(5,3%) and when im about halfway through i get whats called in my country "snea" which basically means you get real emotional and are more or less a trainwreck for the next 1 to 3 hours.

After that a guy offered to trade beers, i got a 5,3% which is the standard, for his 12,5% which is pretty damn strong.
After that i dont have much memory, but i did remember getting to the biggest stage at the festival with some half friend all the while shaking like crazy because of the cold and beer i had been drinking.

I later woke up in a trailer and made my way back to the tent area where i was explained that i had gotten out of my own tent, walked around it, then peed on it and screamed at other people accusing them of peeing on my tent.
I later also puked inside my tent, thankfully in the large cardboard thingy that the beer came with.

Only good thing about it was that my sister gave me money for mcdonalds.

 

[The Night Angel]

I'd say it was about a month ago, went to play pool in a bar with a friend, and we had 9 pints of cider and 3 shots of tequila each. I usually never get hangovers, but I woke up with the worst migraine ever, my stomach felt like crap, and I even had symptoms of a cold.

To clarify, the above was all drank within about a four and a half hour period, and I may have forgotten more things we drank.

 

[Ciartan]

Was like 19, didnt know my limits, had like 16 beers over like, 2-3 hours maybe. Woke up the next day with a pretty bad hangover and no memory of how id gotten home. Tried eating breakfast, jaw hurt, went to see doctor a couple of days later, broken jaw, had to have my jaw locked and couldnt eat anything but soup for 5 weeks.

Also appearntly someone had found me in a back alley somewhere, found my phone and called my parents, which then came and got me. I was really lucky tho, was cold as hell outside, would most likely have frozen to death if those guys didnt happen to walk by.

 

[Jonluw]

After that a guy offered to trade beers, i got a 5,3% which is the standard,

Whaddaya mean "5,3% is the standard"?
I've been to Sweden. You only sell crappy 3,5% outside of Systembolaget.

 

[Starik20X6]

I don't really have an outrageous drinking story to tell. I've only thrown up once, after 8 Jack Daniels, 3 vodkas and 2 Jagers. I used to be the depressing drunk, the amount of alcohol directly correlated to the amount I'd be miserable/crying/ruining everybody's fun, so you could say those months combined were my worst drinking experience. But that was then- now "Drunk Me" is one of the most popular people at parties. Go figure.

EDIT: Oh, and I've yet to experience a hangover. Heck, I'm usually sober by the time I get home from any party. I've got a fast metabolism, so I need to keep drinking to sustain any drunkenness.

 

[Shocksplicer]

Well, one time I came out as bisexual. Thanks a lot Jack Daniels...

 

[gusenborge]

well we got diffrent beer groups.
Light beer, people beer, beer and strong beer.

Light beer and people beer you buy at the supermarket or other places.
Beer and strong beer you get at the pubs or systembolaget


So i see beer as the standard since 5,3% is what a large amount of the beerdrinking popoulation drinks when they drink beer

 

[Bvenged]

Was going out to the pub all night, but had a near-full bottle of Southern Comfort in my house with Dr Pepper. Called a friend who was going too and asked if he wanted a drink before we walked the walk for the next hour. He had a glass then it was time to get moving, so I finished 3/4 of the bottle off with the litre of Dr Pepper.

10 minutes later I started swaying, "not too bad" I told myself, "how worse can it get?". Much, apparently. 20 minutes later and I was reduced to a slow pace and had to sit down on a random park bench. It didn't get any better from there, I was totally smashed by the time I got to the pub.

At the pub I ordered 2 or three Rum and Cokes... don't remember much of that place.

At the second pub I ordered a few more, doubled rums.

Then I popped into a Tesco and bought a new Stella Cydre Cyder, cant remember what happened but apparently I drank it before I'd re-crossed the road.

I remember asking about a kebab and eating some... no idea whose/what/where it came from, or what happened to it, but I know my friends had one too.

That was on a Friday, I spent the next 2 days in bed and I hate sleeping. I didn't drunk until 4 months later and even that was an odd beer. 6 months later and here I am, still barely drinking because I've lost my taste for it. I will drink, just it doesn't give me any flair like it used to.

Oh, and my liver isn't very good anyway. Very stupid of me. I can drink, a lot, but I was never meant to go beyond wasted.

 

[Jonluw]

well we got diffrent beer groups.
Light beer, people beer, beer and strong beer.

Light beer and people beer you buy at the supermarket or other places.
Beer and strong beer you get at the pubs or systembolaget


So i see beer as the standard since 5,3% is what a large amount of the beerdrinking popoulation drinks when they drink beer

But pubs are stupidly expensive, and you need to be 20 to get into Systembolaget.
And you need to quote people when you're replying to them, dude.

 

[bobmus]

I got hospitalised in my hockey club initiation. This was largely due to a knock on the head sustained after face-planting into the ground. For those who don't know, initiation is something forced upon you when you enter a sports club at an English university, involving a series of drinking challenges. Every single one the freshers (around 20) vomited, and 3 were hospitalised.
Hurrah for peer pressure

 

[The Funslinger]

I think that the time when I hadn't been mixing my own drinks and almost died of alcohol poisoning qualifies as my worst drinking experience. A friend had mixed drinks beforehand and due to the mixer, the vodka was basically flavorless. Due to this, I thought that the drinks were weak, when in fact they were really strong.

Long story short, I blacked out in a bathroom stall and almost drowned in my own vomit.

I don't drink vodka anymore.

I don't drink vodka anymore either.

I was at a camp out in the woods with about a hundred other people. I had a 700ml bottle of smirnoff and a large bottle of coke to mix it with.

I started out with a lager, and a few swigs of cocoanut rum, then cracked open the vodka.

Now, I went to a repeat of this camp out the next week and stuck to beers, and the alcohol was making me depressed due to having been dumped a couple of weeks previously, and the fact that people were getting isolated and standoffish at this camp out. I figure this must have been what caused me to neck the vodka the previous week, but I didn't remember. Anyway, back to camp out number one:

So aside from a couple of people having the odd swig, I basically polished off all 700ml of vodka, neat. The coke lay forgotten, and there was nothing to cushion the alcohol. I had also missed two meals. I don't remember anything past the label of the bottle, but apparently, I fell to my knees, keeled over and began frothing at the mouth.

People obviously noticed this, and tried to roll me onto my back (thinking that was the recovery position. Fools.) in my comatose state, I kept rolling back onto my side, as it's how I sleep. They couldn't stop me from doing this, which aggravated someone to kick me in the ribs (explaining the bruises) also, I was briefly accidentally lit on fire.

Eventually the ambulance arrived, and several people have been claiming they personally carried me to it. Whoever it was did drop me and make me hit my head on a rock.

I have a very vague memory of surfacing in the emergency ward, then being in a car ride home, then somehow making it up to bed. My mum had come out to collect me, and wasn't too pleased. Over the course of the next day, when I came down stairs and proceeded to neck an entire large carton of orange juice, she explained that I had been on a drip to get fluids back into my body, and that I'd had to be kept in a sealed thermal blanket, because the alcohol poisoning had made my blood pressure and body heat nosedive. Fun times.

Anyway, due to some kind of classical conditioning effect, thinking about vodka makes me feel a little queasy.

 

[bobmus]

Interesting how many people are reporting bad reactions to tequila - it's my drink of choice, so I'll tend to have 5 or 6 shots of it on a night out.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

Being the pussified light-weight that I am, I stopped drinking all-together after my second time being drunk...I think...All I know is that I was dizzy while laying down. I hated the sensation and gave up the drink after. Vomit? No. Being taken advantage of? No. Boring as Hell situation? Yes (it was a New Years party with 4 or 5 other people and gaming was the highlight of the evening). Still, someone has to have the tame story.

 

[nomzy]

my worst wasn't that bad. I pulled an all nighter (I don't even remember why anymore) and then went to a party at a friends place, had 4-5 shots of vodka and went to the bedroom to lay down, I fell asleep and woke up the next day. my jumper was in the bathroom with puke on it, my pants were in a different room and I was wearing my shoes on my hands. I have no recollection of what happened that night, it was as if I went to sleep and simply woke up the next day. I asked my friends later that day who puked on my jumper and they told me it was me, but I was all "no seriously?" turns out I came back out and proceeded to drink till I puked, then drink some more. To this day I haven't figured out why my shoes were on my hands, and none of my friends remember either. Needless to say, I've never pulled an all nighter and then gone drinking the next night again.

 

[Mister Eff]

I can usually handle my drinks and after years of not being able to, I know my limits, so I don't often get to the vomiting, crying and unable to move stage. Too drunk, yes. But not that bad. Though I've got a pretty bad story from this weekend in fact. Went out for a friend's birthday for some drinks. Went clubbing. But apparently, a few hours before hand, I ate something that was a bit off. Which gave me food poisoning. While out drinking.

I will spare you the details, but it lead to one of the most unpleasant nights of my life. And I still feel crappy.

 

[JesterRaiin]

Your worst drinking experience

Well...
I'm more or less IT technician, and one time i was hired to build a little network. You know, a few PCs, printers, scanner, router, network shares and such bullshit. Anyway... It turned out that people who hired me were carpenters of sort - they made coffins. I'm not sure why, but in this kind of business people are often heavy drinkers.
So, as a greeting they filled a few glasses. I took mine and (i didn't want to waste any time) emptied it with one sip.

Unfortunately it was 250 ml of this :
http://www.polishfoodinfo.com/images/stories/siteimages/slivovitz.jpg.
It's called "Śliwowica" and it's 70% strong alcohol. One shouldn't ever drink it fast because it's pretty much equivalent of taking Thor's Hammer on the exposed brain. I drank heavier stuff, but there's a ritual for this. You know, eating, dancing, smaller glass...

Well, things went pretty fast from there. I woke up next day in coffin. To my surprise, i managed to install and configure this network without any serious flaw.

BTW :
It's for today :
http://i.imgur.com/DW0zM.jpg