Your worst drinking experience

[spectrenihlus]

I was having a party at my house and I decided it was time for me to go to bed because I knew I had had enough. So I go to sleep, apparently however I wake up still drunk and decide to continue partying. All I remember is going to bed in my bed, I wake up outside covered in vomit with a horrible headache.

 

[mysecondlife]

I finished a bottle of beer.

..and guess what? I didn't like it.

Worst drinking experience right there.

 

[Death Carr]

A mixture of Coke, chicken noodle soup, and sweet chilli sauce.

Oh, Alcohol?

Uuh... probably the time I tried to kiss my male best friend.
We have vowed not to talk about that.

 

[ThePenguinKnight]

I don't really drink alcohol, so my worst drinking related experience was when I had someone projectile vomit (I literally mean, FIRED VOMIT ACROSS THE ROOM) about three or four times during a Keg party I was hosting. It was gross, it was sad, it was kinda awesome.

 

[Mariakko]

I was 17 and it was my first time drinking ever and it was under the supervision of my family. I didn't cross my mind that my family is mostly alcoholics and I developed a love for tequila too. Only time I've passed out from drinking.

 

[JoesshittyOs]

I'm really glad I don't get hangovers.

My worse one was getting drunk when my little brother was home with me. I had nothing to do the next day, and I wasn't required to go anywhere, so I got a half sack of weed and got something... disgusting from the liquor cabinet. I reached that certain point where no matter how much you don't like the alcohol that you're drinking, you stop caring about the taste. That's a very dangerous point for me, because at that point, there's no longer anything holding me back from drinking copious amounts.

The vomit came unexpectedly, and I had barely made it to the bathroom before I ended up throwing up more than I even drank. There's something very dark about having a bad trip on weed, and being to drunk to even stand up, and on top of that being paranoid that your little brother is gonna rat you out. It's just not a pleasant experience. It's a really dark time.

I ended up just getting a blanket and sleeping on the floor of my bathroom, waking up extremely dehydrated.

Edit: Also, don't be the person that mixes alcohol with energy drinks. You don't really realize you're drunk because of how much caffeine you're getting, and it's one of the worst things you can do to your body.

 

[SirDeadly]

I haven't done anything embarrassing yet. I seem to keep most of my moral senses when I'm drunk and manage to stay out of trouble. I did jump into a rose bush at my 18th though. Got a few cuts up my arms and legs from that.

 

[Craorach]

I don't drink.

The reason I don't drink is because, the first time I was drunk, I lost an entire week.. I still can't remember what I was doing that week.

It wasn't like I was doing anything unusual, I've spoken to other people, I had a job interview and just behaved like normal. But I can't remember any of it.

I was at a historical a big nationwide LARP event in the UK and a friend smuggled some real absynthe in, in a coke bottle. I came back to camp after an sweaty afternoon beating people up with fake swords, and skulled a coke..... that wasn't.

I'm told I passed out pretty much right away and they put me in my tent, but I was otherwise fine the next day.. I just don't remember anything.

 

[SlaveNumber23]

Eh, I usually don't go too crazy so I only have one bad experience with drinking, but it was a pretty bad one. It was at a party after my final high school exams had finished and everyone had gotten their scores back so I was very relaxed and carefree etc. This led to drinking way too much vodka and apparently making a huge ass of myself. I can't remember anything from that night besides little snippets of vomiting and intense stomach pain. So yeah never again, I can't stomach vodka anymore after that, I used to be able to drink it straight from the bottle.

 

[Creator002]

My worst experience?
At a new years party and there's about 50 people. I don't like going to parties in the first place, let alone with that many people. I'd heard alcohol helps relieve stress, so I drank 9 beers and 2 wine coolers (if I've got that term right. A west coast cooler and vodka cruiser are wine coolers?). I'd had a bunch of pizza before, so I wasn't totally gone and I remember the night, but I ended up threatening 2 people with a knife. 1 person in 2010 and the other in 2011.

 

[TheGauntman]

I once woke up in a pool of my own vomit.

True story.

I met some friends in the Botanical Gardens in Melbourne for a picnic, to which I took a bottle of wine and a six-pack of beer - and no food. I drank all of my booze, and a hefty portion of other people's, and ate only a few nibbles of cheese and crackers. When I got home that night (how I got home I have no idea) I spent an hour ranting to my housemate and bumming cigarettes off her, then I called my mother and ranted to her for half an hour, then called a friend and ranted to him for another hour. I then passed out on my bed and woke up in the wee hours of the morning, face down in a cold, congealed slick of puke.

Not my finest hour.

 

[Jonluw]

My worst experience?
Just trying to drink doesn't normally end well. Oh hold on a second *Activate flame sheild*.
I just don't have the taste for it. Beer, wine, malt liquor, taquilla, just can't get it past my tongue. It doesn't help that I'm normally pretty high too.

Relevant part at 1:30

I kid though. Alcohol is a pretty crappy drug. I'd much rather just stick with being high any day.

Spoiler: Oh, and you should be aware that Jim Jeffries is fucking hilarious.

 

[Verzin]

Jack Daniels. That stuff may as well be cleaning alcohol. Horrible stuff. Woke up in a closet. wasn't sure how I got there.

EDIT: did I mention the closet was full of vomit? cause there was a lot of vomit.

 

[SHIFTYMACO]

Worst Drinking Bout
I woke up lying next to a toilet in my own spew,
Aftermath = still tipsy 15 hours later & didn't drink for a whole year after.

Best Drinking Bout
Went bar hopping in Hong-Kong, visited 7 bars in one night! Picked up and had sexy time all night long till about 7 in the morning
Aftermath = Who cares, I scored!!!

 

[puncturedrectum]

Alcohol has always been a kind mistress to me,and any misadventures connected to alcohol was usually 85% my fault.

 

[WhyBotherToTry]

Hmm... I've got a few. The first would be when I was about 15. I was on my own in my house at night and found 8 cans of beer in the fridge. I drank them all in the space of about 2 hours, blacked out, and when I woke up there was a vomit trail leading from my mouth off my bed and onto the floor. I think I somehow managed to get sick in my sleep.

The next one was last summer. I was at a friend's 18th birthday and decided to drink a full 700ml bottle of Jagermeister straight. Worst hangover I've ever had.

The most recent was at around Christmas. I was at a debate being hosted by one of my college's clubs and my friends and I decided to play a game where you had to take a drink every time a certain word or phrase off a list was said aloud. I brought in a naggin of vodka with me (I'm going by the colloquial name for that size bottle, I've got no idea how much is in one, about 400ml I think) and it was empty by the time the second speech was finished (about 10 minutes). At the post- debate reception, I had 4 glasses of wine and 5 bottles of beer. I blacked out after that, but I'm told I fell asleep one on of the couches in that room and had to be removed by the security person. I woke up in my bed in my flat, (I assume I walked because I didn't have any less money than I had had before I left the previous night when I checked my wallet and I walked to college), and there was vomit EVERYWHERE, including all over my roommate's desk and clothes. I had to miss 3 hours of the next day's classes cleaning it all up.

So on the whole the last one was probably the worst.

 

[Chanel Tompkins]

My worst drinking experience? Well...I was 17, and my older brother decided to bring home some vodka, mixed with Pepsi so he could get it past our mom. Well, I didn't know that, so I saw a bottle of Pepsi in the fridge and had a 16oz glass. I noticed it was off, but didn't know it had alcohol in it. Then I went off to class, and discovered how much of a lightweight I was. Only friends noticed, no professors, but man did that day suck.

 

[TheGauntman]

My worst experience?
Just trying to drink doesn't normally end well. Oh hold on a second *Activate flame sheild*.
I just don't have the taste for it. Beer, wine, malt liquor, taquilla, just can't get it past my tongue. It doesn't help that I'm normally pretty high too.

Relevant part at 1:30

How the hell have I not heard of Jim Jeffries before. That dude is a slice of fried gold.

 

[Jonluw]

My worst experience?
Just trying to drink doesn't normally end well. Oh hold on a second *Activate flame sheild*.
I just don't have the taste for it. Beer, wine, malt liquor, taquilla, just can't get it past my tongue. It doesn't help that I'm normally pretty high too.

Relevant part at 1:30

How the hell have I not heard of Jim Jeffries before. That dude is a slice of fried gold.

I know right?
I have no idea why he isn't more famous.

 

[TheGauntman]

My worst experience?
Just trying to drink doesn't normally end well. Oh hold on a second *Activate flame sheild*.
I just don't have the taste for it. Beer, wine, malt liquor, taquilla, just can't get it past my tongue. It doesn't help that I'm normally pretty high too.

Relevant part at 1:30

How the hell have I not heard of Jim Jeffries before. That dude is a slice of fried gold.

I know right?
I have no idea why he isn't more famous.

I don't often LOL, but I actually laughed aloud at the "I don't like the taste...NOBODY DOES!"