Your worst enemy?

[Burig]

Slinkies.
They never work when I try and use them, and always get tangled up.

 

[Lopende Paddo]

God, for making the universe but not leaving instructions!!

 

[ejb626]

I'd say its my absent-mindedness, I lose EVERYTHING I've lost count of how many important things I've lost/forgotten about. I've also lost two video games in my own home somehow and they still haven't turned up. I really drive myself insane sometimes.

 

[Sean Hollyman]

Fish, I hate those slimy wriggly big eyes motherfuckers

 

[ABLb0y]

Has to be... Either Portal fanboys or Fred Phelps. Both equally repugnant.

 

[felbot]

swain, that overpowered pimp, absolutely hate him.

 

[3quency]

Now, this is mainly due to jealousy, but my arch nemesis is and always will be...

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*shakes fist at sky*

 

[The Funslinger]

The only other sociopath I know. Mainly because he's a complete dick about it. Goes around manipulating and fucking with everyone, and none of them ever notice until it's too late. It's weirdly like a Holmes/Moriarty sort of deal...

 

[M920CAIN]

This guy. He needs to fuck himself with a cactus.

OT: My roommate. My life's pretty peaceful, so I'd say his messy, lazy ass is the biggest problem I have right now, thus making him my worst enemy.

so everyone on the escapist is your enemy! lol

 

[laggyteabag]

The heat, it just knows how to piss me off every second of the day

EDIT - Also those bloody adverts on the side of this damn website, seriously, I've clicked on them like 5 times within the past 30 minutes!

 

[Zantos]

Today is D&D day, so it'll be that damn demon who keeps chasing us and shived me for like, half my health.

Other days I split between the white walkers, Joffrey Lannister and O'ghJkTH, king of the woodlice. I fucking hate woodlice.

 

[Patrick Buck]

Those motherfucking snakes on my motherfucking plane! >.<

 

[Vault101]

I've got a few on this site I won;t name for obvous reasons....they probably don't even know they are

..........but I don't forget

[small/]never forget[/small]

oh and Wii/nintendo defenders..I just can't help pissing those people off (especially when they get all self rightious)

 

[Dr Jones]

This guy. He needs to fuck himself with a cactus.

OT: My roommate. My life's pretty peaceful, so I'd say his messy, lazy ass is the biggest problem I have right now, thus making him my worst enemy.

You damn bastard >:O

 

[Guffe]

This guy. He needs to fuck himself with a cactus.

OT: My roommate. My life's pretty peaceful, so I'd say his messy, lazy ass is the biggest problem I have right now, thus making him my worst enemy.

Why does that link to my page??!!
What have I ever done to you?
I only have 2 cactuses and neither of them will have to go through the pain of going into my ass!!
From this point onward, you, Jedoro: The Cactushater, shall be my worst enemy!!

[sub][sub]I do know that it links to everyones home page who clicks it[/sub][/sub]

 

[Lt._nefarious]

Nature... Nature is out to kill me...

 

[deidara]

Procrastination. I get myself in some hot water with my study habits. I don't know who thought it was a good idea to give 18-21 year olds that just left school such freedom.

 

[johnnnny guitar]

hmmm probably my lazy half
he is the biggest dick ever making me not get work done
and made my last half of high school a nightmare for grades
(although my social life excelled so I should thank him for that)

 

[Alternative]

That guy, you know who you are. in fact you're probably reading this right now thinking to yourself "i wonder who he is talking about" i just want you to know its you i am talking about, yes YOU. no not you the other guy reading this.

 

[DemikidZA]

The alien, the mutant, the heretic