Your Worst Noob moment

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Ryan-Phoenixan said:
Flying vehicles in any Battlefield game.
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Just... stupid helicopters!
Also done this. Bad Company and I decide to go online for some action. I see the helicopter and get all excited for flying vehicle. I figured it should be fun, because it was in single-player. No one told me the helicopter in single player was different. I planted that thing into a cliff my first flight in multiplayer. My next two attempts weren't that good either.
 

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I seem to just SUCK at COD4, no matter what i do! I usually get like 14-42 or something... Ok, maybe not THAT bad, but still...

I sometimes do pretty damn good and it makes me think, if i just play with absolute pros most the time or do i just suck and sometimes play against COMPLETE noobs?
 

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Glefistus said:
Daring to try CS:S
Same here. I only bought the damn game because of Day of Defeat: Source and Half-Life 2: Deathmatch.
 

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Almost lost at round 19 in nazi zombies when trying to jump over the zombies crawling on the ground.
 

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Squid94 said:
Mixing up controls between games. Urgh....
Yeah, i get that alot.

In Uncharted 2 R2 is for reloading.

In Cod 4 it's for grenades. I was sniping in a small room in Bloc.

You do the math.
 

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iamq said:
Squid94 said:
Mixing up controls between games. Urgh....
Yeah, i get that alot.

In Uncharted 2 R2 is for reloading.

In Cod 4 it's for grenades. I was sniping in a small room in Bloc.

You do the math.
14?

[sub]Teehee[/sub]

I get this too much. It's always reload/grenade...
 

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Pretty much any time I try to play Counter-Strike: Source. The only time I ever get a decent Kill-Death ratio is if I'm palying against people that really ARE terrible at the game.

I do have a few lucky moments, but most of the time, my game can be summed up as "monumental failure after monumental failure".

Sorta like Peter Molyneux's promises about his games.
 

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my friend was showing me how to teabag but i hit the wrong button a killed my self with a granade
 

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When I first started playing DotA I didn't know you could heal at the fountain, so I'd suicide regularly to respawn and get my health up.
 

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Ever seen me play Mega Man?

It's like watching a cat trying to play a guitar with it's front paws missing!
 

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I once took out 4 out of my 7 team members with one shotgun blast on Neotokyo. Although that's more of a "drunk twitchy moment" than a "noob" moment.

... I wonder if I'm allowed back on that server yet?

Jonci said:
D-Mic said:
I just got the first Left 4 Dead and I accidentally alerted the horde in Dead Air by...
walking through the metal detector.
Oh, I know that feeling. I'm playing campaign coop and we get to that point.
Someone:"Don't walk through the metal detector."
Me: "What metal detector?"
Metal Detector rings.
Me: "Oh....that metal detector?"
Just so everyone knows, Danny Ocean does that on purpose. Regularly >.>
 

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I am going to expand this thread to real life

I am 17 and until last week, I thought soylent green was real (I never even heard of the movie, just satirical references to something called "soylent green" that was made of people)

make fun of me if you will, but remember, in 17 full years, who can honestly say that they have never ever done/thought anything that stupid?
 

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Cajt said:
Glefistus said:
Daring to try CS:S
Same here. I only bought the damn game because of Day of Defeat: Source and Half-Life 2: Deathmatch.
Counter-Strike is a hard one to get into, I found. I eventually got into it after months upon months of being quite the n00b, and then when TF2 came out, I fell out of CS:S so much that these days, I suck at the game, and find it very hard to get into again.

The lack of any play for those that die fast makes the game hard to get practice in. The best one can really do is play gun game to learn, but even then, the game still penalizes you for death by taking you out of the action for 2 or 3 whole minutes, making the game very hard to practice with.
Jonci said:
Ryan-Phoenixan said:
Flying vehicles in any Battlefield game.
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Just... stupid helicopters!
Also done this. Bad Company and I decide to go online for some action. I see the helicopter and get all excited for flying vehicle. I figured it should be fun, because it was in single-player. No one told me the helicopter in single player was different. I planted that thing into a cliff my first flight in multiplayer. My next two attempts weren't that good either.
Eventually, I gave up learning to fly with keyboard and mouse by hooking up a controller to my PC. It remedies the problem to an extent, but I still sit back in awe that manages to fly AND land a helicopter without crashing, and those people are usually rare and have a controller on stand-by, next to their keyboard.