Your wtf moments

[LightOfDarkness]

Basically, moments that make you go wtf. Whether out of idocy, rage or anything.

Mine would be right now, when my GPU just broke on my gaming computer (getting a new one) and I have to use my dad's computer to play TF2 (A Radeon 3200 is suprisingly capable of TF2 at upwards of 50 FPS, even if it requires an FPS config) and he has the security jacked up to 20. On a scal of 1-5. On Windows, even though he only uses Ubuntu now. So the firewall is up, obviously can't retrieve or connect to servers, ask him to open up a few ports.

"No."

"Why?"

"Because it will download a virus."

"But you don't even use Windows and I know it doesn't download viruses."

"How do you know?"

"Because I've done it before on your computer and it's still and always has been 100% virus free."

"The answer is still no.

"Why?"

"Because"

According to him every other file on the internet is a virus.

 

[Penguinness]

Hehe, I guess he doesn't like you on his computer. How long until you can use yours again?

 

[Kapol]

Some of the Split/Second powerplays made me go WTF to be honest.

 

[Laserbeam Ostrich]

The first time I went on Encyclopedia Dramatica.

 

[Bob the zombie]

I will post what I posted last time someone made a WTF?! thread:My WTF?! was when I found out that a girl that I have like for several years had broken up with my friend because she was also going out with a 34 year old man and was deeply in love with him (shes 15) WTF?!

this is kinda old news, but its the best I have

 

[Sliverwings]

The first time I went on Encyclopedia Dramatica.

The ONLY time I went on Encyclopedia Dramatica

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

Being written into a slashfic out of nowhere. Strangely, I found it arousing to an extent. I don't know if that counts as narcissism or not.

 

[mr-fix_it]

Being written into a slashfic out of nowhere. Strangely, I found it arousing to an extent. I don't know if that counts as narcissism or not.

Wait wut? did somebody you know throw you in because they know they can't have you but thirst for your love every night whilst crying and hugging their pillow whit a picture of you on it they had an lack of characters?

my WTF moment was when it started raining toasters, yeah that was a weird day.

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

Being written into a slashfic out of nowhere. Strangely, I found it arousing to an extent. I don't know if that counts as narcissism or not.

Wait wut? did somebody you know throw you in because they know they can't have you but thirst for your love every night whilst crying and hugging their pillow whit a picture of you on it they had an lack of characters?

my WTF moment was when it started raining toasters, yeah that was a weird day.

Was actually a friend of mine who did it to squick me out. Of course it failed. Not the only fic that I've been written in providing that role, but it was the only one that I wasn't informed of first. I love her lots, but I eye twitched a lot that I wasn't told about it first.
Strangely enough, not the worst thing I've been written into by a long shot.

 

[Magic Cheese]

The first time I went on Encyclopedia Dramatica.

The ONLY time I went on Encyclopedia Dramatica

Not a fan?

 

[Sliverwings]

The first time I went on Encyclopedia Dramatica.

The ONLY time I went on Encyclopedia Dramatica

Not a fan?

Not at all

 

[Safe in the Dark]

My entire life is just one big WTF to the next.

 

[Z(ombie)fan]

Being written into a slashfic out of nowhere. Strangely, I found it arousing to an extent. I don't know if that counts as narcissism or not.

Wait wut? did somebody you know throw you in because they know they can't have you but thirst for your love every night whilst crying and hugging their pillow whit a picture of you on it they had an lack of characters?

my WTF moment was when it started raining toasters, yeah that was a weird day.

Was actually a friend of mine who did it to squick me out. Of course it failed. Not the only fic that I've been written in providing that role, but it was the only one that I wasn't informed of first. I love her lots, but I eye twitched a lot that I wasn't told about it first.
Strangely enough, not the worst thing I've been written into by a long shot.

not the-

WUT?

well what do you know, Theres my WTF moment.

 

[Wintermoot]

getting killed in minesweeper on the first pannel and gettin the intell in TF2 without getting noticed

 

[Count Igor]

Same as Henritje, hitting a mine first off.

Another was probably when I was helping out in Primary School (Teacher trainging day at mine)
And all the young boys started running away from me, shouting that they couldn't go near me because I had....
cooties
This is england, damnit!

I proceeded to explain to them that cooties wasn't real, and taught them about some diseases.
When that didn't work, I said the next person to say Cooties gets shipped off the Madagascar. With that Hippo from the film.

That shut them up ^^

 

[Cap'n_Wakka_Wakka]

"Mom, I'm staying after school tomorrow"
Why?
"To hang out with my friends mom, its my last final and I'm staying after because I won't see them much because of the distance"
So? they can come visit you.
"But I'm the only one that lives in this town it's easier for me to just stay after"
...

I stayed after anyway, My mother is a cruel women, and I'm growing to despise her.

 

[Shemming]

When a girl i hardly knew phoned me up and said some one was going to kill me with a hatchett. Very WTF.

 

[Kuta-Lines]

My mayte glued his TV to his PC and reckoned it would run faster.
WTF and a half son.

 

[Aesir23]

Being written into a slashfic out of nowhere. Strangely, I found it arousing to an extent. I don't know if that counts as narcissism or not.

Wait wut? did somebody you know throw you in because they know they can't have you but thirst for your love every night whilst crying and hugging their pillow whit a picture of you on it they had an lack of characters?

my WTF moment was when it started raining toasters, yeah that was a weird day.

Was actually a friend of mine who did it to squick me out. Of course it failed. Not the only fic that I've been written in providing that role, but it was the only one that I wasn't informed of first. I love her lots, but I eye twitched a lot that I wasn't told about it first.
Strangely enough, not the worst thing I've been written into by a long shot.

not the-

WUT?

well what do you know, Theres my WTF moment.

Don't worry, it's my WTF moment too. I've heard of fangirls writing their friends into fanfictions. But THAT kind of fanfic? *shudders*

 

[mongrelle666]

my best wtf moments; braiding someone's hair and having lice run across the back of my hand.
opening a cupboard and having a dead mouse fall out.
stabbing my brother in the chest with my car keys after he jumped out at me in the dark one halloween. (btw he's fine but he still has the scar). and finally... having two young kids come up to me at a rehearsal and ask me if i can settle a bet for them. i'm like, ok i'll try what's up? and one of them goes, what's a disco ball made of? i stood staring at them for ages. on a side note does anyone know what a disco ball is made of?