Your wtf moments
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i have two WTF moments, one good, one bad.
Good: TF2 i was playing as heavy on a CP map (cant remember what one) and i had the high ground above three enemy entrances, but there was a secret entrance right behind me as-well so i kept thinking i was gonna get back stabbed or Pyro'd. I managed to stay up there with my gun, sandvitch, and an ammo spawn for 4 minutes, getting 61 kills and not dying once.
Bad: MW2 was playing hardcore team death match, i got my 4 kills in a row so i called in a care package. while im waiting for it, some guy on my team comes up, shots me in the head with a ranger, then starts to tea-bag me. he then stole my care package witch tuned out to be a stealth bomber, and used it off the map boundaries...
Good: TF2 i was playing as heavy on a CP map (cant remember what one) and i had the high ground above three enemy entrances, but there was a secret entrance right behind me as-well so i kept thinking i was gonna get back stabbed or Pyro'd. I managed to stay up there with my gun, sandvitch, and an ammo spawn for 4 minutes, getting 61 kills and not dying once.
Bad: MW2 was playing hardcore team death match, i got my 4 kills in a row so i called in a care package. while im waiting for it, some guy on my team comes up, shots me in the head with a ranger, then starts to tea-bag me. he then stole my care package witch tuned out to be a stealth bomber, and used it off the map boundaries...
First time I went on the 4chan random board, clicked on a picture and was directed to a different picture which told me that my IP had been tracked by the FBI for trying to access illegal materials.
I had never heard of any pranks like this on the internet before (this happened years ago) so I was pretty freaked out
I had never heard of any pranks like this on the internet before (this happened years ago) so I was pretty freaked out
My biggest WTF moment was a family christmas dinner, some years ago, I must have been 12 or so, my parents are divorced but we still get all together for big holidays like christmas. So my sis and I were eating turkey and all was fine, then my dad announces to us that he wants us to know he has a new girlfriend and still is sexually active, both my sis and I must have looked at him with the biggest WTF look for like an hour.
I still hear no end of it, since her friend who used to frequent a forum that I go to quite often posted it. Let me know right afterwards too, so there's nothing I could do to stop it.shewolf51 said:
Me and my friend were screwing around in swords in Halo 2 with our controllers behind our backs...
I got a boner. Everyone was staring at it, and I felt awkward.
I got a boner. Everyone was staring at it, and I felt awkward.
The current moment is a 'wtf' moment of pure rage and helplessness. I'm arguing with my boyfriend. Again. Over something moot. Again.
I'm coming out of a class one day and a guy walks up to me. Never seen him before, don't know him, most probably haven't talked to him. He says "You arrogant prick" and slaps me. Any semblance of a retaliation plan was muted to the incredible cry of "WHAT THE FUCK" that went through my head until he walked away. And, later that day, him nearly hitting me with a car. Well, his friend, really. He was just riding on the hood.
I walked by a guy who screamed:
"I WANNA MAKE SOME MILK."
My reponse:
"Shut up, and get in the tardis."
When you face strange...get stranger.
"I WANNA MAKE SOME MILK."
My reponse:
"Shut up, and get in the tardis."
When you face strange...get stranger.
Well I'm one of those people that happily doles out the WTF moments to my friends, and it's hard to pick one off the top of my head, but here goes.
"Oh my god! Why are you on crutches?! Are you okay?"
"Jumped off a van and sprained my heel. Don't worry, it wasn't moving."
"... Why did you jump off a van?"
"'Cause one of the managers told me to."
" *long pause* ... well, that must have been a long sick call."
"Not really, who do you think opened the store the next morning?"
"Oh my god! Why are you on crutches?! Are you okay?"
"Jumped off a van and sprained my heel. Don't worry, it wasn't moving."
"... Why did you jump off a van?"
"'Cause one of the managers told me to."
" *long pause* ... well, that must have been a long sick call."
"Not really, who do you think opened the store the next morning?"
The political campaign I worked on and my tenure as a Census clerk have too many to recount, but I'll give you a gaming related one.
I'm playing Duels of the Planeswalkers, on Nicol Bolas, the last level of campaign mode. He's been pretty passive, and I've beaten him down to 5 life, while he mostly sits behind skeleton tokens staring at me. He's at 5, I'm at 14, it's his turn. He casts the spell Earthquake, dealing 5 damage to all creatures without flying and all players. Which includes him. Which kills him, and wins me the game with 9 life remaining. As an added bonus, the toughest creature on the field (my Sprouting Thrinax) would have died from 3 damage, meaning the extra two did nothing except kill Nicol Bolas.
I'm playing Duels of the Planeswalkers, on Nicol Bolas, the last level of campaign mode. He's been pretty passive, and I've beaten him down to 5 life, while he mostly sits behind skeleton tokens staring at me. He's at 5, I'm at 14, it's his turn. He casts the spell Earthquake, dealing 5 damage to all creatures without flying and all players. Which includes him. Which kills him, and wins me the game with 9 life remaining. As an added bonus, the toughest creature on the field (my Sprouting Thrinax) would have died from 3 damage, meaning the extra two did nothing except kill Nicol Bolas.
