You're a SMART ZOMIBIE (NOT SAME THREAD)

[zombiejoe]

You, sadly have become a zombie. Your friends have left and a large group of zombies are not attacking you. They don't really pay to much attention to you. But by noticing that you notice that you still feel normal. You have a taste for human flesh, and you perfer to grunt more then talk, but you still feel human. So what would you do with this power? Would you try to get back with your friends even though they might kill you? Will you stay with the zombies even though you may become more like them? Would you kill other zombies and feed off them? WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

 

[Space Spoons]

I'd open an elementary school for zombie kids that provides knowledge on weapon usage, the advantages of cover, and basic "Red Barrels Marked 'Flammable'" avoidance while providing the flesh and brains of deathrow inmates for lunch.

The next generation of zombies will be smart enough to shoot back, mark my words.

 

[JRCB]

Well, I would probably find the largest building to jump off of. Or piss of human survivors by calling out "Pills Here!"

What? I still enjoy talking. I would just grunt often, except for those instances.

 

[Grayjack]

Hmm, I would probably try to get back with my friends. There is the risk they will kill me though.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Go to Zombie U and get a degree in thanatology and become the next Zomboss.

 

[Enzeru92]

I would start construction of my undead empire slowly teaching my zombie minion's how to kill humans in a picture book called "How to Kill a Human in five easy steps" complete with a human finger to turn your pages and/or eat.

 

[ryai458]

steal a car and take a road trip, when I am not eating brains.

 

[aebonhawk]

id get a helmet and a ak 47 go zombie king on any human survivors and as said before pills here
helmet so no head shots and ak 47 so i can shoot back

 

[Vrex360]

Honestly if I had a level of sentience I would sing the song 'Ruby Tuesday'.

But I guess I wouldn't be able to resist the urge to see if I could get the other zombies to do the Thriller dance, and maybe I would seek peace and understanding and work to find a cure. But then again, I would be so busy with my funky Thriller dance.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I would start calling myself Dirge, carrying around a shovel, and generally re-enacting Xombie.

 

[Dorian]

I'd go to the nearest church, blow a hole in the side of it, drag a steel door over and latch it to the closet, and keep everyone out that comes by while chanting "Better safe than sorry, better safe than sorry..."

 

[UltraParanoia]

I'd sit around the 9th circle drinking and waiting for cerberus to lose it and kill all of us.

 

[MajoraPersona]

Kill all the zombies around me and write "I still have my mind" on all the walls of an abandoned building.

In zombie blood. With frantic, insane brush strokes.

And then watch from across the street as survivors reach it. And laugh.

 

[experiment0789]

You, sadly have become a zombie. Your friends have left and a large group of zombies are not attacking you. They don't really pay to much attention to you. But by noticing that you notice that you still feel normal. You have a taste for human flesh, and you perfer to grunt more then talk, but you still feel human. So what would you do with this power? Would you try to get back with your friends even though they might kill you? Will you stay with the zombies even though you may become more like them? Would you kill other zombies and feed off them? WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

Find and kill the person who made this thread.
(In case you are someone who has no sense of humor,that was a joke.)

When you say "So what would you do with this power?" , do you mean the fact that other zombie's are not paying attention to you,a taste for human flesh, or preferring to grunt more then talk.

Personally none sound like "POWERS" to me, even if you fell like a human your still a zombie.
So are you asking,If you were a zombie who felt like a human,what would you do?

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

Ok, I can understand misspellings but adding a letter is kind of pushing it.

 

[Tucker154]

I would train the Zombies and become a dictator and make the Zombies tactical at war.Then I will convince the non-infected that the infected are we are friendly.And when we are at the hight of peace,I will order all Zombies to attack and when the humans are completly destroyed, i will rule with an iron fist!But by then i will probably realize i destroyed my food source and just starve and the Zombie world i created will go into Zombie World War(ZWW).

 

[TheLefty]

I would start calling myself Dirge, carrying around a shovel, and generally re-enacting Xombie.

I thought about making a comment about shovels. Xombie was a badass webshow. I'd probably want to try and bridge the gap. Be the ambassador, but end up getting shot at by the humans so I'd end up pulling a Dirge/Sonny (though I never got that far into that game before getting bored) and being a zombie killing zombie. I'd end up eating animals if I can resist it and end up being and Edwa-no...stop...not going there-vampire who doesn't drink human blood like zombie.

 

[SideburnsPuppy]

Wait until everybody's a Zombie, then get on with our Zombie lives. The alpha Zombies will beat up the less alpha Zombies, the female Zombies will confuse the hell out of the male Zombies, the teacher Zombies will make the student Zombies read Catcher in the Rye, the parent Zombies will call continual inane family discussions with the kid Zombies, and the sadistic, psychotic structure of the universe will be more or less preserved, only with people saying, "Braaaaains!" a lot more than they do now.

(Bonus: Name the book I ripped this quote off from, and I will reward you with my undying respect! Yaaaaay!)

 

[Valate_v1legacy]

Find Umbrella Corp. and try to get the whole 'Alice' setup. That's much better than being a run of the mill zombie.

 

[Korolev]

I'd just eat people because that's what all the other zombies are doing and I don't want to see weird.

ZOMBIE PEER PRESSURE!