You're a SMART ZOMIBIE (NOT SAME THREAD)

[God's Clown]

I would start a band. A band of Zombies.

 

[The Heik]

I would bring all zombies together and become ruler of the zombie nation. Then as my first act as ruler, I'd send all the zombie to kill my so-called friends. That'll show 'em!

 

[Plazmatic]

Pretend my dicks a giraffe, and crab walk over to my friends and make the "nuiff" giraffe sound, they would think its cute and pet it. isn't that a happy ending?

I'd just eat people because that's what all the other zombies are doing and I don't want to see weird.

ZOMBIE PEER PRESSURE!

and by the way Korolev, what does weird "see" like?

 

[TheMadTypist]

Log onto the Escapist and make a "Ask a Zombie" thread.

It wouldn't be all that different from how I live now, really. In multiplayer and the internet, no-one knows you're a zombie.

I guess at some point I'd e-mail the military with my situation so they could use my unique condition to make a vaccine or something. The trick of all this, of course, is finding a wi-fi cafe that still has power, and caters to zombies.

 

[Xanadu84]

I...would avoid contact of bodily fluid, wear makeup, and enjoy being immortal. Added bonus, I could live anywhere without worrying about zombies.

 

[bcponpcp27]

Use guns to hunt my prey.

Also, wear a god damned helmet. Seriously.

 

[Mozared]

WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

THE HOKEY-POKEY!

No, seriously, ever seen a zombie do the hokey-pokey? It'd be freaking hilarious.

 

[Erana]

I would stock up on as much makeup as possible and try to play human.
I wouldn't rot, would I?

Or would I get claws, like the witch from L4D? That would be awesome! I've always wanted to be able to pull off long nails, not to mention all the doors being able to eviscerate things opens up. Not those tacky long nails with sequins and kittens painted on them, mind you.
Its just with all the art stuff I do, I keep getting into chemicals that make my nails warp.

 

[zombiejoe]

just great

 

[SnowCold]

I'll get a college degree.