You're an NPC with only one line of dialogue

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

Listen! All of you! This isn't real! We're all in a video game of that man! *points at protagonist*

 

[rhyno435]

Smell ya later Ash.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Have you heard about Mudcrabs? Nasty buggers!

Damn you. Stole my line...

 

[SpaceSpork]

*yells* HEY! EVERYONE! WE'RE ALL IN A VIDEO GAME! AND THIS IS THE PROTAGONIST *points to protagonist*

 

[Cargando]

Hey down there! Supplies!

EDIT: Hey, I just realised, I posted this two months ago... Still, at least my brain is still functioning the same as it was then.

 

[Nemu]

Nipple explosion is imminent. Please open an umbrella.

 

[SteakHeart]

Nnngherrrrrghrrrnyerrrr...

*Falls over dead*

 

[Kud]

ITS ALL A LIE!

just to mess with his head a little

 

[tmo99]

*sniff sniff* "Who the hell farted!"

 

[CounterAttack]

Hey, since when did you hang around with a robot from 1300 years into the future and an evil magician who tried to kill you about 600 years ago?

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