You're an NPC with only one line of dialogue

[E-mantheseeker]

What are you going to say?

 

[tavenos]

Welcome to Megaton!

 

[Mr.HomerSimpson]

Hi.

 

[jdnoth]

Please kill me

 

[INF1NIT3 D00M]

I don't know you, and I don't care to know you.

 

[Portkins]

Use the boost to get through!

 

[Sir Ollie]

My CPU is a neural net processor, a learning computer.

 

[ArKadian47]

GOOD TIMES!!!

 

[RavingPenguin]

Press B to Jump!
Edit: Damn! Ninja'd

 

[Jumplion]

Press B to jump.

Do a barrel roll!

Naw, too obvious, how about...

"I see you there. I know you. Stop wanking."

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

By the way, Aeris dies.

 

[Avida]

Standing infront of me for 42 hours 42 mins and 42 seconds holding all four back buttons and rotating the analogue sticks anti-clockwise unlocks EPIC MODE.

 

[Unmannedperson]

"Reload Dr. Freeman!"

 

[Doug]

Please help, I'm trapped inside a chinese video game sweat shop.

 

[megapenguinx]

I'm an expendable character!

 

[forever saturday]

"What are you going to do? Kill me after I finish this line? Yeah thats real clever."

*stabbed*

 

[More Fun To Compute]

I speeel my dreenk.

 

[Gamine]

What is NPC?

 

[SmilingKitsune]

"HEY! LISTEN!"