When drunk I have conversations, eat food, go for walks, play games and many many more things... but in my sleep.
EDIT: According to my freinds and parents.
EDIT: According to my freinds and parents.
You're drinking right now aren't you?
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The ability to keep my memory, I'm serious I've been completely out of my head before and I've even woke up in a few places, like my friend's bathtub but I always remember exactly what I did the previous night.
I also do better at shooters as well.
I also do better at shooters as well.
How the fuck did you know! Then again I've been drinking more or less every night, due to many piss poor life choices and events.Raxi said:
Where are you watching me from?!
Bottoms up from Wales!
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Forgot my talent - It is also better typing skills and the ability to bring the mood of a party down in record timing.
Perfect Recall here, as well. On the morning after a massive bender my friends always ask me what happened last night. And what happened last night is usually well worth remembering 
You must surely be the light and the life of the party wherever you go...MagicMouse said:
Not right now, but I write the story to a RPG I have been working on for a while. Later on when I go to smooth out the code I laugh my ass off. Like I woke up one morning found I had added a sperm bank to a town in my game and named it "Nutty Skeeters Sploogin' Baby Batter Emporium" XD
It's like this psycho freak keeps leaving me a hilarious crazy game made to my taste that I have to debug.
It's like this psycho freak keeps leaving me a hilarious crazy game made to my taste that I have to debug.
HA! As if I go to parties! Looks like the joke is on you...Squilookle said:Perfect Recall here, as well. On the morning after a massive bender my friends always ask me what happened last night. And what happened last night is usually well worth remembering
You must surely be the light and the life of the party wherever you go...MagicMouse said:
LOL That was just too damn funny!Angelo Credo said:
I get strangely good at GTA, and for some reason, calculus. I've solved many a difficult integrals while drunk off my arse. I also have the miraculous talent of being able to get undressed and crawling into bed after puking all over my bathroom. But can you really blame me for the puking and crawling? All of my damn apartment starts to spin the moment I consume more than...damnit, where did the bottle go?
Stealing money. No, not by picking pockets or anything, but becoming friends with a group who offers me some cash to buy the next round then making friends with another group at the bar who then buys the round of drinks. On my best night I walked away with $82 (I don't know where the $2 came from, I must have stolen a tip). The funny thing is this always happens at dive bars, I am gainfully employed, and sadly probably make more $$ than the poor saps I take it from. I can't help being so damn charming!
Oh and defensive talent - always being able to make it home. I've woken up in my bed, in pajamas, with a glass of water waiting on the nightstand without a clue as to how I got there in the first place. Drunk me is such a team player.
Oh and defensive talent - always being able to make it home. I've woken up in my bed, in pajamas, with a glass of water waiting on the nightstand without a clue as to how I got there in the first place. Drunk me is such a team player.
The ability to appear 100% dead sober for short periods of time - I can be completely and utterly off my head drunk but I can always hide it long enough to get into bars/clubs.
One time I downed an entire bottle of sambuka in 20 minutes flat, then we went out on the town (was my 'omg I got dumped lets get hammered night'). By the time we reached town I was gone.. however the night went as thus:
Bar 1: got in the door no worries, had a few beers, some guy spilled his drink at me and I punched him into a table - kicked out.
Bar 2: as I was walking in the bouncer suddenly said 'wait a minute, how much have you had?' my response of yelling 'you mum' earned me a swift exit.
Bar 3: again no problems at the door, however 4 steps into the place I proceeded to pass out and collapse on a bar stool, destroying it in the process.
I don't remember anything past that but the next 2 bars were pretty similar before we gave up and went home from what I've been told.
I also have the uncanny ability to never get hangovers - drives my friends insane.
One time I downed an entire bottle of sambuka in 20 minutes flat, then we went out on the town (was my 'omg I got dumped lets get hammered night'). By the time we reached town I was gone.. however the night went as thus:
Bar 1: got in the door no worries, had a few beers, some guy spilled his drink at me and I punched him into a table - kicked out.
Bar 2: as I was walking in the bouncer suddenly said 'wait a minute, how much have you had?' my response of yelling 'you mum' earned me a swift exit.
Bar 3: again no problems at the door, however 4 steps into the place I proceeded to pass out and collapse on a bar stool, destroying it in the process.
I don't remember anything past that but the next 2 bars were pretty similar before we gave up and went home from what I've been told.
I also have the uncanny ability to never get hangovers - drives my friends insane.
