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thedeathscythe

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Marter said:
I have never been, and never plan to be drunk, and therefore will not discover my "Drunken talent".

I will however say that I have very good spelling/grammar even after not sleeping much. That's kinda close, right?
Same here. Never even had one beer, and never will.

But same, I can stay up 48hours after having a LAN party, go to work with no sleep, work for 8 hours and then at the end of work have to write something up or send an email to head office, and I find I pretty much type the same.
 

Jazzyjazz2323

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Finding the best places to throw up at or in and making an ass out of myself.Halloween naked in a pull 15 minutes later throwing up in the bushes with my cowboy hat on and boxers.
 

ShadowDude112

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I wish I knew what my drunken talent is. But I'm underage. Might not drink either. But it has interested me. Maybe when I am able to drink I'll see what I can do.
 

Ouroboros0977

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I am mentally more effective drunk, my IQ raises by a few points, my reactions actually improve along with the no hangovers thing. But there is a downside, leave me under the stars drunk and I get philosophical and my sense of humour suffers leaving me sat in the corner quietly.
 

crudus

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Vodka gives me a +4 drunken bonus to my Charisma score as well as a +10 luck bonus to diplomacy. However, I get a -2 to my dexterity & wisdom and -5 to my balance checks.

Raxi said:
I'm remarkably drunk, but my one drunken talent is near perfect grammar/spelling. POST YOUR DRUNKEN TALENT!

P.S. Cheers!
How does that even work?
 

Vlassic

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I don't drink much, but I guess my drunken talent involves not getting hangovers and not puking? I'm not all that talented in general, it certainly doesn't get better when I'm drunk.
 

Insomniaku

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I wouldn't call this an ability or power but rather a handicap... recently I have not been able to get drunk in the slightest, a 2-6 of Fireball, another of Bailey's, 12 strong beers and a mickey of Bacardi did nothing for me last Saturday, this really kinda sucks because it's expensive :/
 

Snake Plissken

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I'm wasted as I am typing this. I'm pretty good at:
1) Urinating frequently (on the floor)
2) Yelling at my friends because they beat me profusely at various games
3) Baby-talking my two corgis
4) Running out of booze
 

Snake Plissken

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Insomniaku said:
I wouldn't call this an ability or power but rather a handicap... recently I have not been able to get drunk in the slightest, a 2-6 of Fireball, another of Bailey's, 12 strong beers and a mickey of Bacardi did nothing for me last Saturday, this really kinda sucks because it's expensive :/
They key is to quit drinking periodically. I've been in that situation before, so I quit drinking for about a week and a half. After that, it's like building up your tolerance all over again.
 

kokirisoldier

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I am an amazing s%&t talker when im drunk. I know i know everyone says that. But seriously I can chain a well constructed insult consisting of a++ insults that are not just cursing.

Plus i clean for some reason when im trashed.



...im only buzzed now, but hey im a veteran and its my day. :p
 

Tdc2182

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I am the most friendly and fun guy. I also have a nice Not-giving-a-crap air to me.

I always wonder if I am just being an ass when I am drunk, but apparently everybody loves me to death when I am completely wasted.

And I tend to have fun, so as long as I am safe I don't see any harm in it.
 

Tdc2182

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Kuroneko97 said:
I have never been drunk. Never drunken alchohol. Anyone not too drunk to tell me what it's like?
Like you have been spinning around in circles but without the nausea (although too much and you will start to throw up, but it actually isnt to bad. This is coming from a person who despises vomiting). Yet a little bit more fun. The more you drink, the more you begin to feel numb and start to not be in to much control of your actions.

It sometimes effects peoples attitudes.

Personally for me, I become very happy and friendly, and for almost everyone you get a great feeling of not caring for anything in the world. So you tend to say things you wouldn't normally say.

This could be a good thing, mostly is a bad thing.
 

kerlc123

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i have to drink a helluva lot of alcohol just to get drunk. and then, i am completely aware of the stupid things i do. i just cant control them, or forget about the night i was drunk.