You're dying.

[Mr. Purple]

<color=purple> Ummm, well not on purpose, but my last words would probably be something along the lines of, "I'm not donna die, I'll be just fiii....." *dies*

 

[Tharwen]

...

"You did buy phoenix down, didn't you?"

 

[Grayjack]

"I see... a light... and in that light... SATAN!"

 

[lazathor]

Luke...there is another...Sky...wal...ker...

 

[Paksenarrion]

I'd start singing "Still Alive".

 

[etherlance]

"Don't worry guys, I watched "Little Nickey" a dozen times now so i know how to fuck the system"

or

RESPAWNING IN 5.......4.......3........2.......1......

or

B-but I never got to see the.........chocolate rain!

or my favorite:

Me: Hello family members........I'd like to play a game. inside one of you there is a vial containing the only antidote for the poison that now courses through your veins.

most people are sooo ungrateful for the lives they have......but by the end of today that will no longer be true for one of you.

LIVE OR DIE.........YOU CHOOSE!!

 

[wfpdk]

"have my last words on my headstone... huurrrrrk... bleh." and then die

 

[MercenaryCanary]

Final words?
"Final words are for those who can't say enough."

 

[TheLefty]

That's a good question. I'll probably try and make it epic, but then have it be an awful joke, and all my friends with laugh at how funny I am then I'll flat line.

 

[Beartrucci]

Both of these posts are made of epic. Can't really top them.

Just quoting you to say that your avatar is awesome. My favorite album ever.

"My favorite band is N'Sync... my favorite member is Harpo... if there isn't a Harpo, I think there should be... I'm going to write their next hit... A boom boom chicka chicka boom... *dies*"

Cookies for the reference.

Yeah, I love Scenes From a Memory. Every song on there is just awesome.

 

[Computer-Noob]

The combination to stop the nukes is....*dies*

 

[crudus]

Personally,I would make my family hate me before I died to spare them sadness,so my last words would be alone the lines of:
"I hate you all."

That sounds good. I would go with something esoteric or mysterious like "save her" or "they are coming". Just to watch them squirm as I die.

 

[DarkxReaper56]

"I guess its time to get the ALT-F4 out of here"

"Son there's something I have to tell you...I'm not...really..your fath-" just to screw with him

"This body will self destruct in 10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1" *flatline*

 

[Littlee300]

"Now you will never find the vaccine!!!"

 

[micky]

what has 2 legs and bleeds profusely, a half a cat! then chuckle at my own joke and die winking at the nurse

 

[relish]

"If you fucking put me in the ground I'll haunt the hell out of you!"

 

[Deef]

"You lost... the game."

 

[EgoDeusEst]

"I still thinks thats a funny word though...Buddha...hehe....*dies*"

10 points for the referance!

or for 5 points

"Why didnt you....DDDOODDDGGGEEEE!!!! bleg" *dies*

Frohman [Shovel] Frohman

And the brain damage. And the brain damage. And the brain damage. Oh hi, I didn't see you come in guys!

Whee 15 points for me.

 

[mrblindcat1]

"joey fill me up..."

 

[mrblindcat1]

"I guess its time to get the ALT-F4 out of here"

"Son there's something I have to tell you...I'm not...really..your fath-" just to screw with him

"This body will self destruct in 10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1" *flatline*

Sir you are my new best friend.