You're dying.

[shadow741]

"...the game."

I lost the game, damn you. "Damn it, I just wish I could live to see Duke Nukem Forever or Half Life ep 3."

 

[Daniel_Rosamilia]

Just a nice and simple
"Game Over"
or
"System files deleted"

Why not get a computer to your deathbed, and select the entire C drive, hit delete, and just before you go take the eternal nap, hit Enter.

 

[AboveUp]

"Bury me.... with my... money."

It's worth going out on an old SNES reference, even if nobody gets it.

Oh, come on. Who wouldn't get a classic Sunset Riders gag?

"If I've ever told you a lie, may I be struck down now."

 

[AboveUp]

"Why didnt you....DDDOODDDGGGEEEE!!!! bleg" *dies*

I know what you're trying to say. It's that you saw me as your own child because you lack the reproductive organs to produce your own legitimate offspring, right?

 

[guess who]

"I am the Milkman. My milk is delicious."

After I get through all the sappy stuff, because I would tell my family that I want to end my life with a joke.

 

[Gauntes]

I love all of you who are here..

now I go to my maker
... and Steve, I'll see you in 2 weeks

 

[HitsWithStyxx]

"Hands up if you saw this coming!"

 

[CrysisCore]

"My only regret...is that I have...BONEITIS!"

 

[Gauntes]

"Why didnt you....DDDOODDDGGGEEEE!!!! bleg" *dies*

I know what you're trying to say. It's that you saw me as your own child because you lack the reproductive organs to produce your own legitimate offspring, right?

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!

*blarg*

 

[Kingsman]

"Give it all to..." *bleh*

"Confucius? Boy, have I been barking up the wrong tree!" *blah*

"Tell the wife and kids I love them.

YOUR wife and kids." *blat*

 

[The Heik]

"I... Curse... RAVEN!"

"I CURSE ZOIDBERG!!!!"

 

[ljd184]

DAMM YOU SNACK

 

[IHateDaManSkirt]

*pretends to die and waits a few seconds* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*laughs* Well, I lost. Goodnight.*a few awkward seconds pass and I die*

Yep, that's definitely what I'll do.

 

[Android2137]

I'd probably request that they throw a party and put something funny on my gravestone. Laughing at a funeral and at a dead person isn't in ill taste if the dead asked for it.

 

[Zap Happy]

If you think I'm bad you should see the bear I fought!


That would defiantly get turned into some badass story after I died.

 

[Clueless Hero]

"See ya when I see ya.", lightly doff my driving cap, and die.

 

[JWAN]

I gave it all to the cat...

 

[Atranis]

"Don't worry, this server has a short respawn time.. right?? RIGHT??" -flatlines-

 

[JWAN]

or
Tell your daughter shes...

 

[Hothcliff]

Hopefully my own quote:
"you know, death is the easiest thing in the world. you just breath out and ..."
*dies*

"See ya when I see ya."

NOOOOO, BARNEY! DONT LEAVE ME!!