You're dying.

[ezeroast]

"Tell my son.... fat chick... fat chicks climax faster... Arrrrghhhhhh........"

 

[Clueless Hero]

Hopefully my own quote:
"you know, death is the easiest thing in the world. you just breath out and ..."
*dies*

"See ya when I see ya."

NOOOOO, BARNEY! DONT LEAVE ME!!

Oh yeah, huh? I was wondering what I remembered that from.

 

[Divine Miss Bee]

You lie in a hospitable bed,you're friends and family by your side,you have contracted a disease with no cure,you're just about to die.
What are your last words?
Personally,I would make my family hate me before I died to spare them sadness,so my last words would be alone the lines of:
"I hate you all."

my last words? "go forth and learn the difference between "your" and "you're." it could save your life someday."

just kidding. i'd probably just say goodbye and ask them to leave me alone. i wouldn't want them to watch me die, so i'd kick them out of the room first.

 

[TheTurtleMan]

It's time to kick ass and chem bubble gum...and I'm all outta gum

 

[Quiet Stranger]

"I....curse.....ZOIIIDBEEERRG!!!"

 

[The Warden]

No, get away from me, I don't want the last thing I see to be you!



OR


Huh? Oh, you can leave, you guys aren't getting anything from my will anyways.

 

[Shemsu-Horus]

OBLIVION AWAITS!.......

 

[Luke5515]

"I heard the greatest joke ever last week! So a man, a duck, and a rabbi are walking and *flatline*"

They'll wonder forever.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

"Always look on the bright side of death"
Then die mid-wistle.

 

[DerpDerpDerp]

>you're friends and family by your side
>you are friends and family

My final words would be: "Rid the world of poor grammar and you will have avenged my death."

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

Oh or I'd use one of my favorite last-words quote:
"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." -Pancho Villa
or
"I do not have to forgive my enemies. I have had them all shot." -Ramon Maria Narvaez

 

[bassdrum]

"Deploying surprise in 5... 4.. 3..."

To be said in a GLaDOS voice. Preferably, pieces will fall out of me immediately after I finish the phrase.

 

[Aenir]

"Do you think there will be...cake?"

 

[The Iconnorclast]

I would either be singing "Always look on the bright side of life" if I died content, but if I was feeling a bit more evil I would say something like "I'll be back" then die with a smile on my face.

Or more likely I would simply say, "I'm not quite dead yet, oh wait, damnit." (Flatline). Me and my family and friends all love Monty Python.

 

[AMX58]

Lord I have sinned but I hope you can see past the "Past"

 

[Broken Orange]

"I should tell you about the treasure chest that I hid. I buried it right next to..."*DEATH*

 

[Vilcus]

"Don't be sad, I'll be back to haunt you."

Edit: Actually I'd say this

"I want to take the ears off, but I can't. I hop, and when I hop, I never get off the ground. It's my curse, my eternal curse! I want to take the ears off but I can't! It's my curse! It's my fucking curse! I want to take the ears off! Please! Take them off! Please!"

 

[KillerH]

"I pray for five minutes in heaven before the devil knows I'm dead"

 

[Romblen]

"I want my casket shot out of a cannon 300 feet away from my plot at the cemetary. The casket should land in the dug out plot, then I want fireworks to shoot off while ACDC's "Thunderstruck" starts playing...Oh, and the murderer was-" *flatlines*

 

[DeathsAmbassador]

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