Yourself in one sentence.

[Freedomario]

Hard to tell, so i will describe myself as verbose as possible

Spoiler

"Do i have to know what im doing?"

 

[JokerCrowe]

Hello, my name is Hjalmar and no-one can ever pronounce my name correctly : (

 

[Helimocopter]

My name is Ben, and I don't like it when people ride my ass on the highway for 20 straight miles
sidenote, if you do ride my ass for a longtime while driving, i will make sure your ass gets stuck at the next stop light

 

[Stevo_s]

Hello I'm Sadly Awake and I Love You.

 

[BillyShakes]

Hello, my name is Hjalmar and no-one can ever pronounce my name correctly : (

Is it pronounced "Yahl-mar?"

The line that would sum me up is something somebody once said to me:
"Every time I spend time with you I have this feeling I'm going to die."

 

[WickedSkin]

I'm Emilé and I look very good.

 

[Reboare]

A very strange individual who is not rich enough to be classed as eccentric, apparently.

 

[Zmann966]

There is a man who enjoys rubik's puzzles, xbox video games, knowing what time it is, and spends his time seeking perfection in life; he is known as Zmann.

 

[Stevo_s]

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

If you don't believe me, google it.

Wow that is. umm.. yea thanks that was interesting.

 

[Chicago Ted]

So many social disorders, so little time.

 

[The Heik]

Hi, my name is Heiki

(HELLO SKIPPY!)

Wow, you already know my nickname

Anyways, [a href"http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.163217.5589156']I have a sweet hat[/a]

 

[SomeBritishDude]

He, im Nathan, und I'm Dyslexic

 

[Enigmers]

I'm a cynical, sarcastic teenager with a heart of gold.

 

[New York Patrick]

PLEASE CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

 

[JokerCrowe]

Hello, my name is Hjalmar and no-one can ever pronounce my name correctly : (

Is it pronounced "Yahl-mar?"

The line that would sum me up is something somebody once said to me:
"Every time I spend time with you I have this feeling I'm going to die."

meh, it's close enough. : )

(since it's not an English name, it's pretty hard to "adapt" to English)

 

[JoJo Bizzaro 7]

Get off your ass and do some- oh, who am I kidding.

 

[Beltom]

My name is Michael J. Caboose, and I hate babies.
My name is Beltom, and i'm OCD, paranoid and eccentric.

 

[OpiateChicken]

Hello, I'm fluffybacon and I'm not a hipster?

But you totally are. I remember you from that one Final Fanstasy thread where you trolled every FF fan with your hipness. It was funny, but you just came across hipsterish to me.

As for me.

Hello, I am the average poor university student you see walking alone to school, hunched over with a heavy backpack, because I'm just too cool for friends, and you might know me from those gross smells of spaghetti and curry I make in my landlady's basement.

I'm a cynical, sarcastic teenager with a heart of gold.

Welcome to the internet, bro.