Yourself in one sentence.

[KimberlyGoreHound]

Hello, I'm fluffybacon and I'm not a hipster?

I've tried crispy, fatty, raw, chewy, and Canadian bacon, but I've never tried it fluffy. Can I taste you?

Hello, I am.

 

[MasterKirov]

I am Duality Incarnate!

 

[Kungfu_Teddybear]

Hello i am Daniel and i'm a person

 

[mip0]

Hi, please look at me but don't see me as who I am and stay away from my fantasies.
(I don't know what that is more than that it's me.)

 

[Mr. Cuddles]

Hello, I'm Dom, and I watch 'The Office' too much.

Yeah, thats the most intresting thing about me in my life at the moment.

 

[EeveeElectro]

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die

 

[PixieFace]

Hello, I'm Kitty, and I'm going to be making pretzel dogs with coleslaw and potato salad for dinner tonight!

Edit: http://www.foodpeoplewant.com/bagel-dogs/#more-1649

Yummmmm.

 

[Ekonk]

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die

Ahhhh, I suppose I was asking for this one.

 

[Lexodus]

"This is Lex, he's fucking awesome." (An intro a friend gave for me)

 

[Lexodus]

Hello, I'm Gazz, and I'm stressed out because I'm moving to London tomorrow.

That's gotta suck.

 

[Dr. Crawver]

A scitsophrenic twat

 

[EeveeElectro]

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die

Ahhhh, I suppose I was asking for this one.

First thing that sprung to mind lol.
I had to Google it though. I haven't even seen the movie :/

 

[A Raging Emo]

MAH FR'ENDS CALL MEH COACH!

On Topic: I'd really describe myself with soemthing along the lines of...

"Hi, I'm James, and I like to think I'm a very kind person =)".

 

[TheAntmanCometh]

I Am The King Of The Ants

 

[Psychophante]

Didnt mean to post, sorry folks.

 

[AfroTree]

Hi, I'm Glen, I like to throw disc's that go boom

please hug me ;_;

everyone else blows up

 

[Lono Shrugged]

The Man in Black fled across the desert, and the Gunslinger followed

 

[outbreak21093]

Hello, my name is Lola, and I am a pervert.

 

[Crofty]

Please allow me to introduce myself, I am a man of wealth and taste.

 

[Ekonk]

MAH FR'ENDS CALL MEH COACH!

On Topic: I'd really describe myself with soemthing along the lines of...

"Hi, I'm James, and I like to think I'm a very kind person =)".

KIDDIELAND
COOAACHHHH
...Goddammit.

Also, HELLO JAMES.