You've become the main antagonist in a game

[thejackyl]

I wouldn't wait until I'm almost dead to use my second form. I would use it 10 minutes into the game and crush the hero(es)

 

[Gindil]

As long as I follow these [http://www.proft.org/tips/evil.html] steps I would be a great Antagonist.

And in the mean time, You can live like a God [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0763.html]

 

[Quellist]

I'd sell him a 3rd party memory card and just wait...

That pretty much did for me with Metroid Prime and Skies of Arcadia Legends

 

[Seiei]

Kill the hero when he's at level 1. If female and hot make her my servant.

 

[Chawx]

Id send my evil minions of the dark force to make him busy and buy me some time
Arm myself with super Prototype mechanics.
When he defeats me, he'll think that he'll be able to escape.What he DOSENT know is that my base is rigged to blow after my defeat.


AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

 

[Davichu]

I would stare him in the eye like a boss while i beat the crap out of him with my electro-fists of rage.

And if that happens and by some miracle he happens to blow up the entire complex with me in it AND escape, i'm gonna jump on this big-ass tank and chase after him down the runway.

No giving up! Face me!

[sup]Cookie for people who know who i am.[/sup]

and the whole cool shooting a bullet with the palm of his hand trick...even when you lose you win

 

[Not PvP Flagged]

As long as I follow these [http://www.proft.org/tips/evil.html] steps I would be a great Antagonist.

Lol, that made my day

 

[sumanoskae]

I'd be the antagonist of a Bioware game or The Witcher 2, there's a chance I can talk the hero into sparring me, maybe even helping me.

 

[Grufflenark]

If I was the final boss in IWBTG..

 

[Ignatz_Zwakh]

Change the design of my fortress (The Final Stage) so it's identical to the entire NES Silver Surfer game. Dude would smash his console out of frustration before he actually got to me.

 

[adventlife]

Dress up as a mushroom and tell him his final boss is in another castle and lol as he runs off to beat some other poor sap to a pulp.

 

[Denamic]

I apply intelligence and send my high level elite mobs on the yet low level heroes.
Then I go off to root and pirrage in peace.

 

[OctoH]

I would practice my hugging ability. The protagonist will be so surprised that he/she will have no choice but to join me.

 

[Spineyguy]

Fire up the impractical and overly elaborate death machine.

Begin the unnecessarily long countdown sequence on my doomsday device.

Order in more goons. (Arkham asylum style)

Start my lengthy monologue where I reveal my tragic back-story.

Stick up a sign saying 'You are not a high enough level to tackle this boss, try doing some side quests.'

Let the hero defeat me, then reveal my last secret move which kills both of us. I get my victory and he gets to die a martyr, everyone's happy.

Escape just as the hero is about to deliver the final blow so they can recycle me for a sequel.

 

[satoru]

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/loadingreadyrun/1917-Bad-News

I believe this is instructive

 

[Shiftygiant]

Nuke the protagonist from orbit. No phone calls, no goodbyes, no prolonged speeches explaining how awesome i am and how much he sucks, just drop 30'000 megatons on him, and if he survives do it a second time.

 

[Ilke]

I go to TVTropes and read this [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvilOverlordList].

 

[squballs1234]

Break the laws of video game physics. When they come in the room to kill me, the doors all turn into walls, the roof starts pouring out lava, and there are pump vents in the roof next to the lava spouts that produce nerve-gas. pwned n00b.