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MasterSqueak said:
ExaltedK9 said:
Suiseiseki IRL said:
Mine wasn't so much a weird thing that I was caught doing as much as it was the huge misunderstanding it turned into.

My father caught me kissing my boyfriend in my room (which is strange since my parents never acknowledge my existence). What started the misundetstanding was that Michel and I were in my bed watching Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares. My father assumed the worst and ended up giving us the "sex before marriage" speech.

He didn't beleive us when we told him that the air conditioner in my room was on the fritz and was making the room near freezing, despite him walking into the room and feeling the wall of coldness himself.

It was quite embarrassing and annoying being talked to about how sex before marriage.
And just what were you doing with a boy in your room?! You're grounded!!!
No, screw you dad!

*Groin kick*
Oh god I actually did that once. Except it was more like a falcon punch cause I was young and about that height...
 

ExaltedK9

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Suiseiseki IRL said:
ExaltedK9 said:
Suiseiseki IRL said:
Mine wasn't so much a weird thing that I was caught doing as much as it was the huge misunderstanding it turned into.

My father caught me kissing my boyfriend in my room (which is strange since my parents never acknowledge my existence). What started the misundetstanding was that Michel and I were in my bed watching Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares. My father assumed the worst and ended up giving us the "sex before marriage" speech.

He didn't beleive us when we told him that the air conditioner in my room was on the fritz and was making the room near freezing, despite him walking into the room and feeling the wall of coldness himself.

It was quite embarrassing and annoying being talked to about how sex before marriage.
And just what were you doing with a boy in your room?! You're grounded!!!
Yes sir.

/Butters voice

But seriously, it was my birthday (last year) and we had just come back from dinner a my favorite resturaunt. We then came back to my house for cake and presents.
...
Oh wait, that doesn't help my case does it?
Well, since it's your birthday, I guess you're off the hook this time.

I just can't resist those big red and green eyes.
 

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ExaltedK9 said:
I just can't resist those big red and green eyes.
Just imagine the story some man will have if he ever... well you know (and don't pretend you don't). He'd be seen as a god among men on 4Chan.
 

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sky14kemea said:
i walked in on my bro air guitaring once...

it was weird, i heard creaky noises, so i went in expecting the worst, but he had his headphones on and was air guitaring to some metal :p

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one for me was, i was washing the dishes and singing show tunes really loud, and my mum walked in XD i didnt expect her back for another hour, it was her fault!
Hearing creaking noises and expecting the worst, yet you still walked in? O.O


As for me, I found a taser in my backpack. Which wasn't mine. In the middle of a school assembly. And removed it, in view of the entire staff.
 

War Penguin

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Air guitar. And I thought I did mighty well for a solo. Even the person who walked in on me was impressed.
 

ExaltedK9

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Suiseiseki IRL said:
ExaltedK9 said:
I just can't resist those big red and green eyes.
Just imagine the story some man will have if he ever... well you know (and don't pretend you don't). He'd be seen as a god among men on 4Chan.
I actually lost you there... I'm not a subtle person.

Please explain.
 

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Aethren said:
sky14kemea said:
i walked in on my bro air guitaring once...

it was weird, i heard creaky noises, so i went in expecting the worst, but he had his headphones on and was air guitaring to some metal :p

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one for me was, i was washing the dishes and singing show tunes really loud, and my mum walked in XD i didnt expect her back for another hour, it was her fault!
Hearing creaking noises and expecting the worst, yet you still walked in? O.O
well i planned on walking in and going STOP THAT RIGHT NOW YOUNG MAN! (he's my older bro)
but hey, it was probably a good thing it wasnt what i thought it was
 

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Crimsane said:
I was under a female co-worker's desk running some cable to her PC when my boss walks by, just as I'm coming out from under the desk with my hair all messed up. It didn't help that she was wearing a short skirt. I started to explain, but he just shook his head and left. :(
Epic.
Erana said:
Sex in a dorm hallway...
At 9:30 at night.
EPIC
 

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Bulletinmybrain said:
Crimsane said:
I was under a female co-worker's desk running some cable to her PC when my boss walks by, just as I'm coming out from under the desk with my hair all messed up. It didn't help that she was wearing a short skirt. I started to explain, but he just shook his head and left. :(
Epic.
Erana said:
Sex in a dorm hallway...
At 9:30 at night.
EPIC
Caught.
Caught people doing. I have a clinical reason for having no libido now, so just leave me alone... *pouts*
 

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Da Joz said:
My roommate in bed with a fat chick.
samething for me, i found my brother in bed with a fat chick. i quickly shut the door and poured hot water on my eyes to try to clean them of the horror.
 

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ExaltedK9 said:
Suiseiseki IRL said:
ExaltedK9 said:
I just can't resist those big red and green eyes.
Just imagine the story some man will have if he ever... well you know (and don't pretend you don't). He'd be seen as a god among men on 4Chan.
I actually lost you there... I'm not a subtle person.

Please explain.
*Pinches bridge of nose*

Someone please tell him. Because I sure won't.
 

ExaltedK9

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Suiseiseki IRL said:
ExaltedK9 said:
Suiseiseki IRL said:
ExaltedK9 said:
I just can't resist those big red and green eyes.
Just imagine the story some man will have if he ever... well you know (and don't pretend you don't). He'd be seen as a god among men on 4Chan.
I actually lost you there... I'm not a subtle person.

Please explain.
*Pinches bridge of nose*

Someone please tell him. Because I sure won't.
Wait, why not? I've been in the loop until now....I just couldn't make sense of what you said. It seemed kinda like a de-railment, or change of subject. Or maybe I just didn't catch on.

Don't leave me in the dark! @.@
 

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Mine isn't really a "Get caught doing something weird" situation more than it's a "doing stupid crap in public" situation. I stood at the side of a street and did the pelvic thrust dance as cars passed by. Me and my friend were laughing so hard... Good times...
 

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Metric Monkey said:
MasterSqueak said:
ExaltedK9 said:
Suiseiseki IRL said:
Mine wasn't so much a weird thing that I was caught doing as much as it was the huge misunderstanding it turned into.

My father caught me kissing my boyfriend in my room (which is strange since my parents never acknowledge my existence). What started the misundetstanding was that Michel and I were in my bed watching Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares. My father assumed the worst and ended up giving us the "sex before marriage" speech.

He didn't beleive us when we told him that the air conditioner in my room was on the fritz and was making the room near freezing, despite him walking into the room and feeling the wall of coldness himself.

It was quite embarrassing and annoying being talked to about how sex before marriage.
And just what were you doing with a boy in your room?! You're grounded!!!
No, screw you dad!

*Groin kick*
Oh god I actually did that once. Except it was more like a falcon punch cause I was young and about that height...
Good man. *Shoulder pat*
 

Bulletinmybrain

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Erana said:
Bulletinmybrain said:
Crimsane said:
I was under a female co-worker's desk running some cable to her PC when my boss walks by, just as I'm coming out from under the desk with my hair all messed up. It didn't help that she was wearing a short skirt. I started to explain, but he just shook his head and left. :(
Epic.
Erana said:
Sex in a dorm hallway...
At 9:30 at night.
EPIC
Caught.
Caught people doing. I have a clinical reason for having no libido now, so just leave me alone... *pouts*
I didn't think it was you. I remember you saying you were scared of a relationship or something like that. So yeah, doesn't stop it from being hilarious. XD
 

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I once spent 4 hours in my cousins front room waiting for him and his fiance to wake up so we could go & get something to eat (read: Breakfast, then lunch).

I was hesistant too walk in in the morning as i thought they would be having sex.

After 4 hours of WW2 documentaries (i LIKE ww2 docs, I just hit my limit) i walked in...on them having sex ¬¬
 

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sky14kemea said:
Aethren said:
sky14kemea said:
i walked in on my bro air guitaring once...

it was weird, i heard creaky noises, so i went in expecting the worst, but he had his headphones on and was air guitaring to some metal :p

__

one for me was, i was washing the dishes and singing show tunes really loud, and my mum walked in XD i didnt expect her back for another hour, it was her fault!
Hearing creaking noises and expecting the worst, yet you still walked in? O.O
well i planned on walking in and going STOP THAT RIGHT NOW YOUNG MAN! (he's my older bro)
but hey, it was probably a good thing it wasnt what i thought it was
Oh how your brother must love you if you do stuff like that :p

You were my sister you'd get a "HEY it's my private time GTFO, or stay...whatever" it usually creeps people out enough so they never do it again >:)
 

Timotei

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ExaltedK9 said:
Wait, why not? I've been in the loop until now....I just couldn't make sense of what you said. It seemed kinda like a de-railment, or change of subject. Or maybe I just didn't catch on.

Don't leave me in the dark! @.@
Are you 9 years old and haven't had the B & B talk with your parents yet?
 

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I often like to practice conversations that I know I'm going to be having with someone, and I will often use wild sweeping hand gestures. I got into a particularly heated practice discussion once, and my brother walked in on me very angrily talking to the nothingness. He still looks at me funny to this day.

Well, either that, or I enjoy singing along loudly to every commercial that has a catchy song attached. For example, the freecreditreport.com commercials. People have walked in on me singing loudly to those all the time, and it's partially embarrassing because I have a nasty, horrible singing voice.
 

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I was singing in the shower one time and my mother happened to listen in. That was pretty embarrassing.

I talk to myself a lot and people give me weird looks about it.