You've been caught!
- Thread starter Metric Monkey
- Start date
Recommended Videos
I never have been and never will be caught doing something I don't want to be seen doing (*knock on wood*). I'm just too intelligent.
Some interesting stories from you people, though. Keep 'em coming.
Just kidding, I don't think I've ever managed 4 straight hours of any documentaries, even World War 2. I could though, hell I've probably come close before. I do love World War 2. And documentaries.
EDIT:
Some interesting stories from you people, though. Keep 'em coming.
Done after only 4 hours? Lightweight.Insanum said:
Just kidding, I don't think I've ever managed 4 straight hours of any documentaries, even World War 2. I could though, hell I've probably come close before. I do love World War 2. And documentaries.
EDIT:
Your family hasn't mastered the art of discretion, have they?imacharginmehlaz0r said:
Michel and I took a road trip to Florida last summer. One night we stopped for the night at this one motel in Texas. We had just gotten back from dinner and were about to retire to our room when we passed by the room next to us and saw the couple... *ahem* through the open curtains!!!Metric Monkey said:
It didn't help that the walls were made of 1/8 inch plywood and we could hear them. The sound still haunts me to this day.
And no... we slept in different beds. DON'T ASSUME!!
I was reenacting the Hugh Laurie sketch 'leg work' in what little downtown we have, wearing a novelty police hat. The cops came and asked me to stop unless I wanted to get arrested.
It was worth it.
Edit; here's the sketch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAE5z8Ct56g&feature=related
It was worth it.
Edit; here's the sketch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAE5z8Ct56g&feature=related
I imagine a lot of lower-back and groin-related injuries later in the kid's life.MaxTheReaper said:
EDIT:
Seeing my parents going at it. Not really all that terrible in retrospect, because at the time I was too young to know any better (Not yet in puberty, and not yet being taught about the Reproductive systems in school).
Well...
I was doing that one martial art involving swords... Tai chi I think it is... With my longsword while wearing my home-made (and fully functional) Lorica Segmenta (Google it if you're interested) and Optimus Prime helmet (Please, don't ask) when my sister and cousin walked in (Well, I was outside so I guess 'out' might be more accurate) on me and decided it would be a good idea to scare me, they laughed when my sword went airborn but immediately stopped as soon as it came back down and 'nailed' my foot to the ground.
They tried to bring it up once in front of my friends to try and make fun of me, but when I mentioned I could have died because of their jerk-assery they shut their mouths and hung their heads in shame.
At least I can honestly say that I've been stabbed with a sword now. =D
I was doing that one martial art involving swords... Tai chi I think it is... With my longsword while wearing my home-made (and fully functional) Lorica Segmenta (Google it if you're interested) and Optimus Prime helmet (Please, don't ask) when my sister and cousin walked in (Well, I was outside so I guess 'out' might be more accurate) on me and decided it would be a good idea to scare me, they laughed when my sword went airborn but immediately stopped as soon as it came back down and 'nailed' my foot to the ground.
They tried to bring it up once in front of my friends to try and make fun of me, but when I mentioned I could have died because of their jerk-assery they shut their mouths and hung their heads in shame.
At least I can honestly say that I've been stabbed with a sword now. =D
Oh god. That's almost traumatizing even to someone who hasn't experienced it.Suiseiseki IRL said:
The only time I was caught doing anything was when I was filming my friend dancing around (see first post). I never really get caught doing anything weird either.Knonsense said:
does that mean what I think it means?Mekado said:
The weirdest thing I ever saw was my female friend's internet history (i wasn't that surprised, actually)
The weirdest thing I was caught doing was talking to a cereal box at 1 am about the differences between all of the late night show hosts.
As a child; using my David Attenborough voice to comment on a pair of fish-toys that I won in a box of Coco-Pops.
"Here we see the bubble-fish. It likes to swim. It lays its eggs. It swims some more."
My sister, who walked in without me knowing, cracked up and I attempted to throw both bubble-fish at her.
Also, a drunk girl at a party seemed to be following me around, and once asked me, in a soft enough voice where I didn't really know what she said, something along the lines of "Spank my clit."
I almost fell over, pretended not to have heard, then waved at someone at the back of the room who I didn't know, scuttle over to them, and hide in with their group of friends.
"Here we see the bubble-fish. It likes to swim. It lays its eggs. It swims some more."
My sister, who walked in without me knowing, cracked up and I attempted to throw both bubble-fish at her.
Also, a drunk girl at a party seemed to be following me around, and once asked me, in a soft enough voice where I didn't really know what she said, something along the lines of "Spank my clit."
I almost fell over, pretended not to have heard, then waved at someone at the back of the room who I didn't know, scuttle over to them, and hide in with their group of friends.
I once saw a guy playing a six-string guitar on a pile of porta-potties between two freeways.
He is my hero.
He is my hero.
*On a snowtrip in Japan, caught by 2 mates when I was drunk off my tits (plum wine = evil) naked in the stairwell and pelvic-thrusting and air-guitaring to Queen.
*Rolling around in the backyard whilst giggling maniacally (trying to make my dog aggro) and a mate rocked up to bring back some DVDs.
*Making miniature plastic cows dance in front of a camera (I was compiling random shots for a video I was making) and my sister walked in on me.
*Learning the hard way that condoms don't flush down the toilet.
- There's plenty more but I'll post them later when i remember
*Rolling around in the backyard whilst giggling maniacally (trying to make my dog aggro) and a mate rocked up to bring back some DVDs.
*Making miniature plastic cows dance in front of a camera (I was compiling random shots for a video I was making) and my sister walked in on me.
*Learning the hard way that condoms don't flush down the toilet.
- There's plenty more but I'll post them later when i remember
Whoa... Is she hot? I kid, I kid, but that must have been pretty distubing for you to see...Mekado said:Oh and the weirdest thing i saw was my step-sister enjyoying her energizer-powered friend, holy freakin god i was aghast.She was supposed to be in school so i didn't knock (i was doing everyone's laundry when i was off-work, don't laugh it was either that or pay rent
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?"
"huh....the laundry"
"why didn't you knock?"
"because you're supposed to be at school?"
"yeah i was getting ready to go"
"i can see that..."
"shut up, SHUT THE FK UP FOREVER"
"yeah sure, you need a lift when you're done....getting ready for school?"
hehehe, we laugh about it today, but boy was i surprised >
...right?
