You've been caught!

[The_Chief]

EDIT:

uhh ot
my cousin masturbating.
my dad watching porn.
my cousin doing it with his girlfriend.
my uncle watching porn.
my dad pulling porn out of the dvd player
i was caught tasting my dads brandy.
i was caught singing the the bathroom at school. violent pornography was the song. yeeeaaaaaa

Your family hasn't mastered the art of discretion, have they?

NOT AT ALL! my dad even saw me look at the screen. he didn't really care and told me we had pizza in the fridge. and if i would of stayed out of the upstairs i wouldn't of seen my cousin. and my uncle is single so i didn't really care. but i've never been caught masturbating masturbated

 

[ExaltedK9]

Wait, why not? I've been in the loop until now....I just couldn't make sense of what you said. It seemed kinda like a de-railment, or change of subject. Or maybe I just didn't catch on.

Don't leave me in the dark! @.@

Are you 9 years old and haven't had the B & B talk with your parents yet?

No, actually I just don't speak red-eyed demon child. I guess If I cared enough, I could actually just look up whatever 4chan is....but I don't sadly.

 

[Timotei]

i was at my friends house when in the middle of the night he asked if i wanted to smoke, i said yes. When we smoked in the back yard we saw a light on in one of the bedrooms, it was his mom and dad... at 3 am... i still get nightmares and cant look at them...

Something like that happened in "That 70's Show", but to have it happen in real life is just terrible.

Michel and I took a road trip to Florida last summer. One night we stopped for the night at this one motel in Texas. We had just gotten back from dinner and were about to retire to our room when we passed by the room next to us and saw the couple... *ahem* through the open curtains!!!

It didn't help that the walls were made of 1/8 inch plywood and we could hear them. The sound still haunts me to this day.

And no... we slept in different beds. DON'T ASSUME!!

Oh god. That's almost traumatizing even to someone who hasn't experienced it.

It didn't help that she was a screaming banshee and he wouldn't stop saying extremely... stupid things.

 

[Knife 28]

Well one night I was at my friends house and I had to piss and when I was coming back I say my friend pissing in the fridge...
And once I say my Mum try to play Halo 3.

 

[The White Light]

I fell asleep one night and when I woke up I was outside a mall in my underwear, and my tongue was stuck in one of those yellow bee catcher things. Also I was in the next town over.

To this day I still have no freaking idea.

was alcohol involved or any other substance for that matter

no

 

[IamQ]

I fell asleep one night and when I woke up I was outside a mall in my underwear, and my tongue was stuck in one of those yellow bee catcher things. Also I was in the next town over.

To this day I still have no freaking idea.

was alcohol involved or any other substance for that matter

no

Sleep walking?

 

[The White Light]

I fell asleep one night and when I woke up I was outside a mall in my underwear, and my tongue was stuck in one of those yellow bee catcher things. Also I was in the next town over.

To this day I still have no freaking idea.

was alcohol involved or any other substance for that matter

no

Sleep walking?

i learned how to prevent my sleep walking about 2 years ago (every night i tie myself to the bed posts), so no.