You've Just Thrown A Controller

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JUMBO PALACE

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Shotzey said:
Final [Prototype] boss, he absolutely sucks. I wanted to snap my controller in half.
Holy shit that was probably one of the wrost gaming experiences of my life. I never throw my controller because the one time I did, it broke, but that is certainly something that would push me to it.
 

SomeLameStuff

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I threw my controller? *looks*

I don't remember throwing my controller... I remember someone being in the room though...

 

z3rostr1fe

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'Cuz the game crashed!!!! ******* ****** ******** Developers!!!! ****** ******* don't know how to ************ code!!!! Grahhhhh!!!!!
 

GaryH

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I... don't know... Why did I do that?

Did... did YOU make me do that?

GET OUT OF MY MIIIIIND!
 

Taunta

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Because a Gatherer just appeared out of freaking nowhere and growled at me, and I screamed like a little girl.

OR because I just want to wash all the goo off of Sirena Beach, but I ran out of time with just ONE square inch of goo left! Stupid arbitrary time limits!
 

TyrantGanado

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Because of fucking Rubberband AI that works grossly in the favour of NPC cars. It's caused me to break two Dualshock 3s. I am a calm individual normally.
 

Paksenarrion

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Jelly ^.^ said:
Paksenarrion said:
WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO MAKE WII JAVELIN?! GODDOMOT FRONK

But in all seriousness, I mistook it for a vibrator by mistake and threw it when I realized my error.
I was hoping to not be the person to say this, but....

Go on? :p

Hahahaha.
You would like me to continue my story? Very well.

Now this is the story all about how
I put my wii-mote in and out
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I mistook the wii-mote for my yellow vibrator...

*more inappropriate commentary later*

...looked down at the thing when I was finally there
I threw the controller and cursed like a bear.
 

SenorNemo

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Because I just shot this guy down in Il-2 Sturmovik Birds of Prey for the fourth time...and haven't gotten credit for any of them.

True story. I was in my Bf-109 G6, and he'd never turn and face the attack, so I got on his tail and put some 30mm cannon shells through his wings, causing him to come plummeting unceremoniously back to the earth...over and over and over again. And I didn't get credit for any of them.

I guess you could say I owned him like a G6 >_>
 

thePyro_13

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Because trying to aim with a controller is a pain in the ass. I'm actually stuck on Darksiders because I can't aim at taimat properly/quickly enough. :(