You've Just Thrown A Controller

[Anarchemitis]

AND THE FUCKING CHERRY?
He can shoot missiles BACKWARDS. So unfair!

There's actually a pretty cheapo method that doesn't involve lasers.
*Shoot down Espada 1 & 2*
*See Wizard 1-4* Full afterburners
*Wizard 1-4 all shot down* Switch to XLAA
*Lock Long Range on Mobius 1* Fire all four in rapid succession
*Fired missles, Mobius 1 peals to side* Let go of throttle

If you pulled it right, he'll get shot down immediately. If you did it wrong, you're already going towards him at high speed and he's facing the wrong direction.

 

[Quaidis]

Because there was a spider on it. AH! Spider!


For a second there I thought the question was "You've Just Become A Thrown Controller." Then I assumed the prelude would be, "You're a controller that was just thrown across the room. What do you say?" And I even got so far as making the reply, "Dude, Wtf? Fine, If you're going to be like that, I'm going to take R1 away from you. See if you like that! That's right! You're Screwed without R1, but it's not something you're going to notice right away. Muahahaha..."

Alas, my reply had to be altered for the actual topic of this thread. Now I am sad.

 

[[.redacted]]

'cause it's fucking impossible to play LoL with a controller, gimme back my mouse & keyboard.

 

[LobsterFeng]

Ground Sniper.

 

[Signa]

because it rolled off of the soft object I threw it at that was positioned near its storage location.


In other words, I only throw my controllers at couches that are near the console. Sometimes I'm just that damn lazy I can't walk them over to where they belong.

 

[binvjoh]

Because I prefer mouse and keyboard.

No this is not meant to be PC elitism, it's just my preference.

 

[Trikeen]

Because i just dyed for the 70th FUCKING time on that same FUCKING jump on world 3-2 of Ninja Gaiden! GOD DAMN IF I COULD GO THROUGH THE SCREEN ARRGGGHHHHHHH

 

[Mariakitten]

Blazblue: Continuum Shift, score attack. Or to be more specific, Unlimited Hakumen on the hardest difficulty.

 

[Ikaruga33]

My throwing of the controller was an attempt to destroy a copy of the bastardization that is ALIEN3

That or it was because of that son of a ***** beldr in devil survivour

 

[Roselina]

Because there was another stupid QTE when i thought it was just a cut-seen and i walked away for a sandwich.

 

[windlenot]

I turned a corner resulting in something incredibly close to jump out and exploit my jumpy condition.

 

[skywalkerlion]

The internet SUCKS. And it's embarrassing when my gamertag get's associated with low scores that are tied to a shitty internet.

 

[Der_SchwarzAdler]

Because that f***** dratini beat me again!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Littlee300]

Because someone who obviously sucks is beating me in MvC3. FUUUCK!

 

[alittlepepper]

Because I was playing Wings of Prey on Realistic level, have gone through most of the level without getting hit much, and I'm now flying out of the stage at the end when a Fw-190 swoops in and shoots me inside out in 1 lucky burst that knocks me out of the air, thus ruining my self-imposed goal to get through the whole mission without dying.

 

[Epslion.Bear]

because I was playing ABXY ( or XOST) a console port of QWOP)

 

[Littlee300]

because some one talked me into running 'The Weeping Queen'
[youtube.com/watch?v=N_fqxZk2HMs]
( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_fqxZk2HMs )
an no, its not just this player that sucks, she slaughters full teams, so no one runs it

Is that game any fun?

 

[ImperialSunlight]

My controller is a Guitar Hero/Rock Band controller and I was pretending to be Jimi Hendrix >.<

 

[silver wolf009]

Mother. Fuc*ing. LIBRARIANS!!!

Eat the work end of my shotgun you mutated freaking gorrila!

 

[DarkSoldier84]

Because I made the mistake of playing a round of Demolition in Black Ops. That game mode is fundamentally broken. I have two saved films where spawn-camping bastards locked down my team, slaughtering us indiscriminately as they ran around our spawn points.