Yvonne the Cow Runs Amok in Germany's Forests

[demoman_chaos]

They should just let her go and live free. If she avoided capture for this long and avoided predators, she'll do fine on her own.

How many villagers has Yvonne eaten so far?

She turned me into a newt.
I got better.

 

[deathninja]

If Ernst doesn't sound like a Tauren /flirt I'll be seriously disappointed.

 

[TheAmazingHobo]

Oh Bavaria, land of my forefathers, you never stop to...... be Bavaria I guess.
I guess you ARE the German Texas after all. Only with crappier food....

 

[Robert Ewing]

Board up your bloody houses my German cousins! Hide! HIDE I SAY! BEFORE YVONNE EATS YOU!

 

[DrakeLake]

When it's caught, they should get Gran'ma Ben to race it.

 

[teh_Canape]

They're really milking the headlines.

oh you

wait

>red name

what sorcery is this...

 

[silver wolf009]

GO BESSY! Be free!

That's awesome! I mean, ninja cow evades capture? Stuff like that needs movies made from it.

 

[Solo-Wing]

I see this news post and I think... I don't know what I think. I honestly do not.

 

[ryo02]

"animal psychic" ... SNNK ... krrk kya ... HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA really?

 

[Sonicron]

Urgh. I'm soooo tired of all the headlines revolving around that cow. Someone turn it into a bucket of steaks already, so our newspapers can print stories on relevant issues for a change. -.-

 

[Scarim Coral]

That is one free range cow.

I don't know who to side on, sure a cow is meat at the end of the day but since she broke free escaping her death I feel she sort of deserve her freedom as she was intelligent enough to escape.

 

[thiosk]

As near as I can tell, europeans are quite uncomfortable with any animal larger than a squirrel wandering the wilderness.

Hoh hoh! Im'port ze guns and blo-ho uff hees head! (a fictional frenchman's response to an Otter escaping from the zoo)

 

[BloodRed Pixel]

The Germans, sorry, I mean the Bavarians cannot allow a cow to escape.
She might free others and if the words gets around the farms others cows will try to escape, too.

Then there will be Revolution and Terrorism, and Cow Freedomfighters and worst of all higher meat prices!!!

That's the truth behind it.

Me I say: Run, Yvonne, Run!!!

 

[Beryl77]

Funny that Yvonne even managed to make news across the Atlantic. Here in Switzerland, I read about it in the newspapers and I wondered why it made news and why it's so hard to capture a cow.
Anyway, that psychic person is ridicuous and I hope Yvonne makes it through alive, she deserves it for evading the hunters for so long.

 

[Jodah]

Okay, I have been hunting for 17 years and raising cattle for 10. I have one question, and one question only, HOW IS THIS THING NOT DEAD YET??? Cows are not the stealthiest animals in the world. How has no hunter shot the damn thing yet?

Before anyone says anything it is going to be killed either way. If it is captured alive it will be returned to its owner, who had already planned on butchering it. There is no promised land for this cow.

 

[One of Many]

Oh those crazy Bavarians

 

[AngryMongoose]

I doubt they'll catch her soon; they'll really want to milk the tourism as much as possible.


Genuinely didn't intend that.

 

[Vhite]

Yes, in Bavaria, where sheep seldom wear spectacles.

 

[Double A]

Okay, I have been hunting for 17 years and raising cattle for 10. I have one question, and one question only, HOW IS THIS THING NOT DEAD YET??? Cows are not the stealthiest animals in the world. How has no hunter shot the damn thing yet?

Before anyone says anything it is going to be killed either way. If it is captured alive it will be returned to its owner, who had already planned on butchering it. This is no promised land for this cow.

Maybe they just really, really suck at hunting?

Although I could probably track the damn thing. Maybe they'll pay for me to take a trip over there and try to communicate (via bullets) with it.

Animal psychic? The fuck...

Now with 90% more bullshit than regular psychics!

 

[BlumiereBleck]

Hide yo kids hid yo wife, it's a cow on the loose.