Zero Punctuation: Alice: Madness Returns

[Russian_Assassin]

Someone's got a cold hm? Be thankful that you don't have a career in singing, Yahtzee, because it would be ruined.

Awesome review, really didn't expect Alice today. Though, seeing that we are entering the summer period of "Fuck all coming out", it's nice to see there are still games to review

 

[daxterx2005]

Im a platformer so I take what I can get.

 

[EHKOS]

Sounds like he bought his old voice back.

Also, quadruple jump? ...Seriously?

To be fair the jumps are really small.

OT:I thoroughly enjoyed the game. The boss fight's or lack thereof were kinda wtf.

 

[necromanzer52]

It's assassin's creed 2 all over again.

 

[Moeez]

God, he hit the boss thing right on the head. I probably could've ignored this but for the love of God, they set them up SOOOOOOO easily.

"Oh hey a mechanical robot in the Hatter's Domain! Let's fi-oh it fell apart..."

"Hey, that Walrus is eating all of them! Let's kick so-wait, we're just leaving?"

"Wow, we're right in front of the Red Queen...who has been trying to kill us since the level started....who actually said "off with her head" at the beginning of the level...WHY AREN'T WE FIGHTING!?!?"

C'mon McGee!

Yeah, but still it was a damn great final boss. A lot of effort was put into that boss, if Spicy Horse was a AAA developer, the other boss battles could've been as awesome.

 

[Neverhoodian]

Meh, the voice didn't really throw me that much. Perhaps it's because it sounded like the voice overs from his early reviews.

I never really understood the desire to make Alice in Wonderland "weird" and "creepy" myself, especially since the original book was strange and more than a little unsettling to begin with.

 

[King Toasty]

Yahtzee did sound... off today. Weird.
Funny video, though.

 

[Hazzaslagga]

I don't know why but his little laugh at the end had me giggling.

 

[wolas3214]

Sounded like yahtzee had a cold today. Although the ending laughw as right up my disease ridden alley.

 

[Sir Thomas Sean Connery]

Did Yahtzee's balls just drop a second time???

OT: Too bad about the game. I was really hoping the game-play would be fun and weird, but as you said, it's just boring.

 

[DrEmo]

"I can't see Madness Returns making mad returns *limp laughter*"


I have read the above quote several times and I still haven't figured out why I've been laughing at it for the past 2 minutes.


Great episode.

 

[Gaderael]

Funny as usual. I loved the game though. I thought the story was done quite well, and I really enjoyed the platforming. I also thought the combat mechanics were pretty well done, and I was using a keyboard and mouse.

 

[MinishArcticFox]

Hey everyone his voice sounded different!

Oh you mean I didn't have to say it because it was obvious seeing as how almost everyone on the site watches at least one of his videos once a week and that if all I have to say is something blatantly obvious that's been said a dozen times already I shouldn't say it? What a novel concept that I will ignore by adding that I thought the review was unfair to the game despite being funny.

 

[putowtin]

someone get Yahtzee some Whiskey... STAT!

 

[YunikoYokai5]

awww, you sound ill Yatzee XD here, have a Deep Fried Mars Bar fresh from Scotland to make you feel better. If you don't want that, maybe I'll send over a fish supper instead...

But entertaining video XD laughed many a time. Feel better soon!

 

[ActionDan]

I just loved that half-arsed gaffaw at the end.

 

[vivster]

so it looks like his mic is broken again
what does he do with those things?

 

[gillebro]

is it a cold he's got? I hope it wasn't him diddling with his recording equipment again, because it's hard to take in what he's saying when it doesn't sound like... him. Although I have to say, it made his sort of pathetic chuckle in the end more pathetic-sounding, and therefore funnier.

 

[shufflemonkey16]

Yahtzee really really likes Human Centipede, doesn't he. He's referred to it somehow in pretty much every other video this year. This is something he should address at some point, I think.

 

[Cid Silverwing]

Coming down with something again, are we, comrade Yahtzee? Get well soon.

Also surprised you didn't stab Disney's Alice. I was sitting through everything expecting a Schadenfreude-tastic torturing of the aforementioned property.