Zero Punctuation: Aliens vs Predator
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I wasn't promoting piracy. I just feel really let down. :/ This game doesn't really feel something I would pay 60 for.
Stop crying about Heavy Rain, for fucks sake. You're all so fucking annoying.
OT: Had a good laugh, especially with the bread bit.
OT: Had a good laugh, especially with the bread bit.
Awsome review as always.I played the demo and found it could have been good if,like in the video,the alian wasnt so damn hard to control on the walls,the prediter wasn't so damn slow with his moves,and if the humans didn't play like every other fps in the world and had some balls to fight.
Im one of those that actually enjoyed the game,
and its sad it had to suffer for all the bad reviews.
I say try it once and then make a decision, cuz it might just surprise u.
btw great review as always mate^_^
and its sad it had to suffer for all the bad reviews.
I say try it once and then make a decision, cuz it might just surprise u.
btw great review as always mate^_^
Something about the Alien (The Alien alien) wearing stealth face paint that made me laugh out loud.
If they wanted to milk this franchise, why not just make three games. One with Aliens (Alien Aliens) about their trouble with being a tool of some other alien race, with the focus on the first aliens. Then do another with the predators, an origin story with the culture of the predators and -why- they've come to hate the other aliens so much. Finally, a third mash-up war game focused around humans, where we're all shit out of luck fighting the war these aliens brought to our world. We'd call it, "Predator Wars: Alien Collateral Damage" Which has a cool acronym to it: PW:ACD. Hell, give the 'Aliens' a name, right?
Maybe through in an option to partake of little adventure chapters as either an alien or another kind of alien. At least -this- way they'd have their next three games lined up and ready to go, having already done a third of the work in their current mediocre title. I wonder what they have in store for their next release.
I'm beginning to think game developers -don't- like being rich and successful.
Oh, P.S. Hey Yahtzee, keep up the great work! I can't wait for the next article/video.
If they wanted to milk this franchise, why not just make three games. One with Aliens (Alien Aliens) about their trouble with being a tool of some other alien race, with the focus on the first aliens. Then do another with the predators, an origin story with the culture of the predators and -why- they've come to hate the other aliens so much. Finally, a third mash-up war game focused around humans, where we're all shit out of luck fighting the war these aliens brought to our world. We'd call it, "Predator Wars: Alien Collateral Damage" Which has a cool acronym to it: PW:ACD. Hell, give the 'Aliens' a name, right?
Maybe through in an option to partake of little adventure chapters as either an alien or another kind of alien. At least -this- way they'd have their next three games lined up and ready to go, having already done a third of the work in their current mediocre title. I wonder what they have in store for their next release.
I'm beginning to think game developers -don't- like being rich and successful.
Oh, P.S. Hey Yahtzee, keep up the great work! I can't wait for the next article/video.
This gets at my major problem with the Alien/Predator franchise. The series has some great ideas, but every single one does nothing more than repeat essentially the same basic plot as the first movie.
And the name of the AvP part of the franchise is the stupidest name I've ever heard.
So, I have to agree with Yahtzee's summary of the franchise, again. I must also admit to knowing nothing about the game, as I have played it, so I can't comment there. Again.
And the name of the AvP part of the franchise is the stupidest name I've ever heard.
So, I have to agree with Yahtzee's summary of the franchise, again. I must also admit to knowing nothing about the game, as I have played it, so I can't comment there. Again.
So, so, so good. Haven't laughed out loud (for real not just thinking "lol", that doesn't count) that much for a while.
For those who are looking for a good predator game like he described
Predator: Concrete Jungle (its for Ps2 and Xbox)
sick game, check it out for those predator fans!
Predator: Concrete Jungle (its for Ps2 and Xbox)
sick game, check it out for those predator fans!
But...
ALIENS VS. PREDATOR 2 WAS THE BEST FPS EVAR
( not really though, it was just REALLY GOOD. pity it doesn't work on my computer )
ALIENS VS. PREDATOR 2 WAS THE BEST FPS EVAR
( not really though, it was just REALLY GOOD. pity it doesn't work on my computer
)
