Zero Punctuation: Alpha Protocol

[Yahtzee Croshaw]

Alpha Protocol

This week, Zero Punctuation reviews Alpha Protocol.

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[Tasty Mango]

Quality alliteration in that

 

[Mukil]

wow he didn't rip on it as much as every other reviewer. I felt he thot it was an ok game, even tho he said it was poor

 

[GeneticallyModifiedDucks]

Great review man! Can't wait to see what you're going to do next! What did you think of E3 so far?

 

[YourCriticism]

Really enjoyed this one.

 

[CakeDragon]

Dog in a hat! Woo!

 

[sketchesofpayne]

Yeah, this one didn't look interesting to me because of the story, and looks like I was right.

I agree, more diversity of asshole responses please!

 

[Mark B]

I was wondering if this was any good and in spite the poor write up (as expected) might add it to the rental list.

for the story and all.

 

[The Great JT]

Well, not like I intended to play this anyway.

 

[carpathic]

The usual excellence. It also sounded as though this game might be sort of interesting!

 

[El_Lazor]

Needed more use of the word ponce or derivatives or the word ponce.

 

[Jack and Calumon]

He seemed rather generous to a game that other reviewers have eaten and crapped out.

Calumon: Sure he could turn invisible, but I can fly!

 

[Arkhangelsk]

A tidbit confusing. At first I thought he would like it with all that praising in the beginning. But anyways, great review as always, sad to hear SMG2 won't come until July.

 

[ThommyGun]

Brilliant. I liked it.

 

[hawk533]

It kind of sounds to me like Yahtzee enjoyed most of it. Either that or he's in a good mood. He rarely spends that long praising a game.

I really loved Deus Ex. I think I may have to find a copy now that he reminded me how awesome it was.

 

[Bek359]

Well, he had more jokes and less bile this time, just like the last couple ZP's. I like this turn of events.

 

[Kingsman]

...I never even heard of this game, but the fact that it lets you be that diverse and dickish seems appealing to me.

 

[crazyfoxdemon]

Hmm.. An actual semi good review of Alpha Protocol...

 

[Decabo]

Good review, although I was hoping for Forgotten Sands. Sorry to hear about SMG 2, by the way. Not sure why it'sonly that Wii that does this.

This game's mediocreness makes me rather worried about Fallout New Vegas, which is being made by the same studio.

 

[Artemus_Cain]

Wow, that wasn't as viceral as I thought. But everyone already ripped on the broken controls and AI.