Zero Punctuation: Alpha Protocol

[Nincompoop]

OMG the dog in a hat is the funniest thing I have ever seen on ZP... You've outdone yourself =P. I really didn't expect that joke, or lack of a joke, to pop up.

 

[EightGaugeHippo]

Ponce-tacular

 

[zombie711]

whats a ponce?

 

[Sonicron]

I like the concept of the 'dickhead spectrum'. Definitely would have made the Overlord games more fun, that's for sure.

 

[Mechsoap]

best lines and thinky thinky in human history...as always

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Hmm... isn't the dioluge system pretty similar to the one you suggested in this Extra Punctuation (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/columns/extra-punctuation/6813-Extra-Punctuation-On-Dialogue-Menus.2) Yahtzee?

 

[Loonerinoes]

I must say - I am surprised!

 

[Jonesy911]

Why am I on probation!? Read my message at the top, whats wrong with that?
Is there some sort of automatic probation dispenser for whoever is the first to comment on a new zero punctuation video?

 

[sephiroth1991]

I was kinda hoping for...
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Give him a week or two

OT:At first i thought he liked since nearly every other reviewer started with "Its Shit!" for this game.

 

[capacollo]

I literally lol at the benny hill joke. Good review and somewhat "fair" by his standards ...

 

[ForensicYOYO]

Its funny he mention Deus Ex cus theres a new one and I wonder If hes has any hopes for it. Then again it doesn't really matter. Fair review though.

 

[BlueInkAlchemist]

From the sound of things, Alpha Protocol suffers from the same problem as Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines: No matter what your chosen manner of playing the game, if you don't go a particular route the end of the game is going to be very, very hard.

Great review and variations on the Ponce. I might have to check this one out.

 

[Sovvolf]

Damn it he's on to me... No there are no secret agents operating out of Yorkshire. We urge you for your own safety do not press the question.

Might give Alpha Protocol a try when I get the money.

 

[HentMas]

"Holy shit I thought, I literally fucked her brains out"

That was the best ZP line that I've heard in a long time.

yeah, the only phrase i actually laughed audibly in my office

damn yahtzee, now everyone is looking at me funny

 

[hi0marc]

"Zero Understanding" very nice, sir.

 

[Sethzard]

He liked it?

It was a very good review though

 

[Kungfu_Teddybear]

I pretty much agree with this one. I've never been a big fan of Obsidian games but i bought this thinking it might acctualy be ok...i was wrong, while i never experianced any of the bugs Yahtzee has...yet (only done like 2 missions) there is alot of things i have come across that annoy me one being right at the top is the Martial Arts...it feels so strange and i doubt the character has the strength to smack an enemy back about 15 ft. I'm surprised he never mentioned that the crosshair on the game is fucking massive and annoying. Also thanks for the spoilers Yahtzee maybe you should start mentioning in the OP that your going to ruin something about the game.

 

[RJ Dalton]

Man, you had me excited for a bit there. Sounded like someone made a new game that was actually good. Now I'm disappointed. I guess I'll go stomp on some chickens to make me feel better.

 

[CyricZ]

Kevin Con... KEVIN CONROY???

Oh you play a dangerous game, Mr. Yahtzee. Daaangerous.

Still AP is at least a general step in the right direction for the very dialogue evolution you'd been pulling for in a previous ExPun.

 

[traineesword]

hahahahahaha, i am still laughing and i finished watching the review about 20 seconds ago now... i've stopped now and will watch it again to laugh some more.

why are people being angry about him not beating on the game enough. he beat it with a big stick made of hilarious-lines. Maybe the stick was a little shorter than other reviews, but it was made of Hilarity... thats why you watch ZP isn't it? for the laughs?