Zero Punctuation: Amnesia: The Dark Descent

[lacktheknack]

Ba'h this computer would probably blow up before running such a game which is a big shame as I've heard from quite a lot of people that it's a recommend. Being a indie developed ga,e, I'm doubting it's going to have a full release on both the consoles and the P.C so I'm missing out on this one it would seem.

There's a demo. Go test it.

 

[lacktheknack]

Wow yay your reviewing Halo: Reach.... didn't you do that like 3 years ago? It was called Halo 3 then, but it's practically the same fucking game since the original Halo. Least you could've fucking did was reviewed SC2 instead of Gaylo: Reach Around.

You aren't a true fan, as you clearly don't read his articles.

 

[Schadenfreude]

Food for thought: Frictional Games is concerned about their financial future based on the sales of this game (check it out: http://frictionalgames.blogspot.com/2010/09/one-week-after-release-of-amnesia.html). It'll be interesting to see if Yahtzee is able to galvanize his fanbase into saving the game.

I just came to say pretty much this same thing. I really hope this review helps with the sales. It's not like Frictional will have to close shop (worst comes to worst they're not really in financial trouble, and they're just too passionate to give up), but it would be really sad if they decided to forfeit horror in favor of a more profitable genre. They're just too f'ing good at this, and there's simply no one that can stand up to them these days. Horror needs them desperately.

A couple things that haven't been mentioned yet:

- The entire Amnesia team consisted of five people. I mean, seriously, gaming industry, what the fuck? FIVE PEOPLE! The best horror game since the first Silent Hill has been made by a developing team that could fit comfortably on a couch!

- These guys post quite regularly at their blog (http://frictionalgames.blogspot.com/), and they have some really, really interesting ideas on game design.

 

[lacktheknack]

It all makes sence now! The reason your not reviewing any good games is because your trying to piss off the majority of YOUR fan base by not reviewing any of their favorite games. Who the hell wants to know anything about some piss-ant game nobody cares about? I cant even find Amnesia at any E.B. games store!

I used to acctualy care what you thought about games but now I've realized you only review games (or dont review certain games) just to get some shock value, in order to attract attention. Even that guy who does Escape to the Movies reviews things while there still relavent. Because what good is a review of a game that nobody has, and no body cares about.

So with your poor choices in mind I think you should not review any games that sell over 1 million copies this fall. That way every game that people want you to rip on can get throughly ignored with no favorites.

And yes I'm still upset about how you didnt eat Starcraft 2 alive for being a predictable piece of shit, that only sold because of the name. WHOA Ticus was a trator!? That would have been a supprise if it didnt show it at the begining of the game!

1. I love how you're arrogant yet ignorant enough to think that A. nobody cares about this game, and B. it's clearly irrelevant because it's not in a box.

2. In reference to above, I care about this game. I've been tracking it since April or May.

3. "Not reviewing good games"? He LIKED this one! What more do you want!? "Oh, but I don't like it!" Um, you just said you've never played it, never heard about it, and probably don't know anything about it, thus you don't know if you like it or not.

4. He said he's going to go through Halo Reach, but he's delaying it to "bait fanboys". Reading your response, it doesn't even matter if you like Halo or not, he baited you anyways. And he is satisfied with his catch.

5. He gave us a couple weeks notice that he would NOT review Starcraft because he DOESN'T LIKE RTS games, yet people are surprised. Pay attention.

Out of interest, what do you consider to be "good" games? Considering how he's covered his bases pretty well in the past, I can't help but wonder why you're so butthurt now.

 

[lacktheknack]

Food for thought: Frictional Games is concerned about their financial future based on the sales of this game (check it out: http://frictionalgames.blogspot.com/2010/09/one-week-after-release-of-amnesia.html). It'll be interesting to see if Yahtzee is able to galvanize his fanbase into saving the game.

I just came to say pretty much this same thing. I really hope this review helps with the sales. It's not like Frictional will have to close shop (worst comes to worst they're not really in financial trouble, and they're just too passionate to give up), but it would be really sad if they decided to forfeit horror in favor of a more profitable genre. They're just too f'ing good at this, and there's simply no one that can stand up to them these days. Horror needs them desperately.

A couple things that haven't been mentioned yet:

- The entire Amnesia team consisted of five people. I mean, seriously, gaming industry, what the fuck? FIVE PEOPLE! The best horror game since the first Silent Hill has been made by a developing team that could fit comfortably on a couch!

- These guys post quite regularly at their blog (http://frictionalgames.blogspot.com/), and they have some really, really interesting ideas on game design.

...FIVE PEOPLE?!?!?!

I'm freaking awed.

Sadly though, I know exactly why it's not selling as well as hoped: I want to support them very badly, and really want the game, but right now I'm too freaked out to even download the demo. I'll probably only be able to lay money down when drunk (and I don't drink). Quite frankly, they're too good at their job.

 

[BlueInkAlchemist]

A horror game that doesn't rely on you being disgusted by a clearly-visible monster that's been seen in half a dozen previous iterations? Unpossible.

An actual recommendation from Yahtzee is a rare thing and probably not given lightly. Glad to see he isn't the only one who actually understands the "less is more" mentality. It shows in his writing.

Would you mind explaining me the "less is more" mentality?
I think it refers to less as in less monsters, and less on screen scares that equal more class psychological horror, but I want to be certain I got it right.

You've basically got it right, but less is more applies to works and genres outside of horror. In terms of films, the original Alien is a great example, as we see very little of the xenomorph. Likewise, while the original Predator isn't quite as scary, you still don't see a lot of the hulking hunter until the last bit of the movie. I can hunt up more salient examples if you like.

 

[superluser]

Can I have some help here? I'm tring to decide if I want Penumbra: Overture or Amnesia. Nto only because I'm wondering which is scarier, but because I'm wondering which one has lower system requirements. I have a really crappy PC, so let me play this out: Portal works, Doom 3 doesn't. The Penumbra tech demo (which I loved) works fine, but i wonder if there's an engine difference. If not, I just need to decide what I feel like. Price is no big deal, 2 dollars difference, whatever, but I'd prefer whichever is scarier. I've longed for a horror game (that I haven't already played, Silent Hill) that truly scares me. Silent Hill freaked me out a bit, while I'm laughing at F.E.A.R, DOOM 3, Dead Space, and Resident Evil 4, saying "Wait, that's supposed to scare me?"(although those games are still good, just not scary.) I've heard Penumbra is really scary, though, but Yahtzees reaction has me split. I need help!

As far as engines, they are different, and Amnesia has more requirements.

The game is a different story:

Amnesia
- Way more immersive
- more depraved
- large story that you only get glimpses of

Penumbra
- story much more fleshed out and filled in
- longer
- gets right to the action

I don't know which would be more interesting now.

Also:

You've basically got it right, but less is more applies to works and genres outside of horror. In terms of films, the original Alien is a great example, as we see very little of the xenomorph. Likewise, while the original Predator isn't quite as scary, you still don't see a lot of the hulking hunter until the last bit of the movie. I can hunt up more salient examples if you like.

Here. Let me get some examples for you [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NothingIsScarier]. (warning: TVTropes)

 

[darkfire613]

I picked this game up right around its release, and instantly thought it would be one Yahtzee would enjoy at least somewhat. Glad to see I was not wrong.

 

[DBlack]

It all makes sence now! The reason your not reviewing any good games is because your trying to piss off the majority of YOUR fan base by not reviewing any of their favorite games. Who the hell wants to know anything about some piss-ant game nobody cares about? I cant even find Amnesia at any E.B. games store!

I used to acctualy care what you thought about games but now I've realized you only review games (or dont review certain games) just to get some shock value, in order to attract attention. Even that guy who does Escape to the Movies reviews things while there still relavent. Because what good is a review of a game that nobody has, and no body cares about.

So with your poor choices in mind I think you should not review any games that sell over 1 million copies this fall. That way every game that people want you to rip on can get throughly ignored with no favorites.

And yes I'm still upset about how you didnt eat Starcraft 2 alive for being a predictable piece of shit, that only sold because of the name. WHOA Ticus was a trator!? That would have been a supprise if it didnt show it at the begining of the game!

1. I love how you're arrogant yet ignorant enough to think that A. nobody cares about this game, and B. it's clearly irrelevant because it's not in a box.

2. In reference to above, I care about this game. I've been tracking it since April or May.

3. "Not reviewing good games"? He LIKED this one! What more do you want!? "Oh, but I don't like it!" Um, you just said you've never played it, never heard about it, and probably don't know anything about it, thus you don't know if you like it or not.

4. He said he's going to go through Halo Reach, but he's delaying it to "bait fanboys". Reading your response, it doesn't even matter if you like Halo or not, he baited you anyways. And he is satisfied with his catch.

5. He gave us a couple weeks notice that he would NOT review Starcraft because he DOESN'T LIKE RTS games, yet people are surprised. Pay attention.

Out of interest, what do you consider to be "good" games? Considering how he's covered his bases pretty well in the past, I can't help but wonder why you're so butthurt now.

A good game? Hell thats easy! One I can play with my friends. The more the merrier. Playing a game alone can be entertaining, but playing it with others can be way more fun because you not only have the entertainment the game gives but also the BS that come along with a bunch of crazy basturds trying to co-operate.

I dont give a damn how good or bad a game is because if its bad you can laugh about how shity it is with others, and if its good then you just have a good time.

What about you? what makes a good game in your opinion? (other then something yatzee has pre-approved for you)

 

[maximara]

Reminds me of the feeling I got playing the original Myst game--the empty landscape with the very intense background music gave it an almost horror feel. Morpheus (1998) by now defunct Piranha Interactive Publishing is another example of a game that had that horror atmosphere without having any horror "action". Even Cyberflix's "Titanic: Adventure Out of Time" does a better "horrorisk" atmosphere than most modern horror games.

It seems that games that aren't in the action horror genre get the horror atmosphere right even if by total accident while many that in the actual genre are too eager to show the horror they have so wonderful rendered that the whole horror element is lost and it becomes a standard kill fest.

 

[Zhukov]

Ahh... validation feels nice.

Seriously though, I'm glad he reviewed this game. A team of five guys, plus several contractors, managed to make a game that is several orders of magnitude better then most of the stuff produced by the big studios with million dollar budgets. They really deserve some exposure. Hopefully this will give their sales a bit of a boost.

Also, I find it highly amusing that while every other reviewer on the planet is lining up to give Reach a handjob, Yahtzee goes and reviews a relatively unknown (but far superior) game.

 

[Igen]

Watched the review, bought the game 10 minutes later, installed, played for an hour, decided to stay outside in the day light for as long as i could. desperately looking for a shotgun and a flashlight for when night comes...

this game is a very nice change of pace. I haven't felt that level of fear for a long time.

 

[WaderiAAA]

I laughed at the part about jam coming out of the walls.

It surprises me that a game named after one of the stupidest plot twists in literature actually sounds worthwhile.

 

[daxterx2005]

Classy as always Yahtzee

 

[MrGalactus]

Loved it, cant wait for reach, until you murder it.

Don't be so hasty. He liked CoD4, remember, and thats a fanboy favourate!
Also, on the subject of him not having done Reach yet, I think thats what sets Yahtzee apart from the other reviewers. He can leave a maistream game for months, years in some cases, and people still watch the video and make comments on the game. If any other reviewer was to review Reach 2 weeks late, nobody would read it or watch it or whatever or give a shit and a half about it. Hell, imagine if IGN did that. Fanboys would be up in arms! Really says something about the entertainment value of his videos.

Good job, Yahtzee.

 

[Sneaklemming]

Ive played pnumbra... and its too fucking scary. So no. I will not be playing Amnesia. You can call me a coward, but I want a shotgun or some kid of cutting device.

 

[Buizel91]

Aboogy woogy wooo!

That's my new phrase =D

Loved this video, had me giggling all the way through it =D

 

[Buizel91]

"OH PISS AND BLIMEY THERE'S JAM COMMING OUT OF THE WALLS!"
I think I have a new favorite Yahtzee quote

Ohh and this

 

[imnot]

Loved it, cant wait for reach, until you murder it.

Don't be so hasty. He liked CoD4, remember, and thats a fanboy favourate!
Also, on the subject of him not having done Reach yet, I think thats what sets Yahtzee apart from the other reviewers. He can leave a maistream game for months, years in some cases, and people still watch the video and make comments on the game. If any other reviewer was to review Reach 2 weeks late, nobody would read it or watch it or whatever or give a shit and a half about it. Hell, imagine if IGN did that. Fanboys would be up in arms! Really says something about the entertainment value of his videos.

Good job, Yahtzee.

I guess, I hope he does, its a fucking awsome game!

 

[Illessa]

Awesome review, I hope Amnesia does well and that the sales pick up some more from this review. If not hopefully they'll have a whole slew of purchases the first time it comes up in a seasonal sale, picking up those that are too put off by its niche/pants-wettingly scary nature to pay full price but can't resist a good bargain.

It's really pleasing seeing all the reactions to this game. Makes me feel like much less of a wuss for being so terrified playing it .

[EDIT] Hah! Just looked at on Frictional twitter and these reactions make me feel better still [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaK8XnZuZ4k]