Zero Punctuation: April Fools

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Dumbfish1

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Megacherv said:
Kragg said:
Where was it hidden? i had no idea :eek:
duchaked said:
wait what? where was this hidden? haha
Part-way through an episode of Game Dogs
Which explains why no one saw it.

I'm pretty sure there's some sort of hidden meaning. Either that or the joke is us just trying to figure what the hell he's talking about.
 

Jinx_Dragon

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hamster mk 4 said:
I think the main joke is that Yahtzee was talking slowly and completly deadpan.

A better April fools might have been a positive review of an obviously bad game, like a movie tie in. However doubt Yahtzee was willing to go that low for a bad joke.
Seconded, that would of been greatly better. Twice so if he 'clearly sold out' during it, praising the company and all the crap in a way that is clear he is being paid to do so. To the point the companies logo was plastered everywhere?
 

Wumpus

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Have to say I was very un-amused. As someone said above, yes I was waiting with baited breath for some trademark Yahtzee-ism to come along.

Ah well, next week I suppose.
 

afaceforradio

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Well... for an April Fool joke, that was a bit shit. I didn't even watch all 59 seconds of it. How boring!
 

Qualko

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GunStunt567 said:
(chuckles) Its amusing how you guys dont get how he's fucking with us.

He read an extract from the "Ode To Melancholy", a distinctly depressing choice on the assumption that his loyal yet brainless fanbase would all watch it with bated breath waiting for some Yahtzee brand venomous hilarity on April Fools.

You got us good, Yahtzee, you twanker
Someone places themselves on a bit of a pedestal, don't they? What a disgusting, high-horsed comment. This wasn't even the whole joke, although it obviously factored; as I understand it the main joke was in an episode in another show. I know there was some irony, but still...
 

hippykiller

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doesn't he do this shit every year. you know like just skip an episode because of a holiday.
 

Withard

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Putting it in game dogs would be like an in joke since...wait a sec theres a series called game dogs?!?!

Problem with game dogs is its doing "that" humour path. Like VG Cats only animated.
 

JupiterBase

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Somewhere in Australia Yahtzee is laughing his ass off(Probably a "little" buzzed in the Mana Bar). Maybe its an inside joke for him. The point of most April fools jokes is for the people pulling the prank to laugh there usualy not as funny to the people it happened to.
 

Brandon Banton

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As previously stated, the fact that you ALL went "How is joke, I not know" at the video basically states that he got you.

Yahtzee 1, Escapist 0.
 

Soviet Heavy

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gandr13189 said:
Ok here is the joke that all you are missing. Yahtzee also wrote a book when he wasn't playing a game or fapping or sleeping or sucking off the lead programmers of Valve( of which who told me he does a damn good job) Which is about 30 minutes a day which also means most of the book was written on the shitter(with only 30 minutes left you have to stretch it). Now being that his book was conceived and written around total crap I might see how it could suck. But not that bad It was him doing a reading of his book. And the joke was that it some gay ass novel taken straight from a Final Fantasy cut scene. But knowing Yahtzee (and i do from masterbating to all his abusive videos) It would more likely about something he enjoys. And from his saints row 2 Video that would most likely be Jumping on, running into, beating up old ladies naked. So the joke is his real book would not read "Such dark melancholy. Within the his heart and beneath all his rage, lies the soul of a poet" but "As i fell from the plain naked I fapped at the site of an old women who i quickly fall open and killed" So there you go, Your all retarded and your mothers never loved you.
You registered at this site solely to insult a guy you've never met and then call everyone else on the site retarded? This isn't even worthy of being called trolling.

Oh, and you might want to try using some punctuation.
 

el_mono

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I'm very much reminded of Andy Kaufman reading The Great Gatsby, and therefore I approve of this.
 

g_X

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dude I can´t believe you bother to explain it. Ah well is good to know someone has a brain out there. Hey he might be trying to teach us something here: if you wanna play a good game, play a really fucked-up one first haha