Zero Punctuation: Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood

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Mullahgrrl

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psyconinja7 said:
Yahtzee has a daughter?
Slash fick, Ho!

Also, I hope the next game will be during the french revolution so I can pretend its a Scarlet Pimpernell game.
 

brainslurper

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Brotherhood was a great game, but it could have just as easily been released as DLC. And even if ezio is awesome, UBISOFT seems to be missing the most obvious choice for assassins creed 3, ninjas. they could have just as easily set it in japan, because everyone would rather have them make ninjas then more italians.
 

VampiresDontSparkle

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Brotherhood is amazing. Frankly, I don't understand why people call it DLC at all. It's huge, immersive, incredibly detailed, and the story sucks you in immediately. And what's with everyone complaining that it's in Rome?

"We could have been in [insert any place here] but instead Ubisoft dumped us back in Italy!"

Whether it's in Italy or not, it's a great game. And Ubisoft didn't call it ACIII, they called it AC:B, for a reason -- it's a continuation of Ezio's story. They've pretty much stated that ACIII will be in another historical setting, so what's the problem here?
 

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Sounds like Yahtzee liked it-- as much as he tends to be willing to admit.

It would be nice to see a few 'positive' reviews for a change, though. I wonder if he's avoiding that because he doesn't think they're funny, or because there just haven't been many great games deserving of one?

At any rate, this was an excellent episode. I'm going to go ahead and say right now, I hope he reviews Skyward Sword after it comes out. That ought to be a fun review. But then, who knows?
 

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WanderingFool said:
Yahtzee likes the snarky british member of the merry band of killers? Who woulda thought?

Anyways, was disappointed a little by AC:B, but overall I thought it was a good game. Just hope they change it up for AC3, specially since what happened at the end of Brotherhood.
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AssassinJoe said:
I've never seen any of Danny Wallace's movies. What's he in?
The only thing I know of is a brief cameo in Jim Carrey's Yes Man, since it was (very loosely) based on a book by Danny Wallace. He co-wrote 'Are You Dave Gorman?', in which he and his flatmate set out to find 52 people in the world called Dave Gorman. He wrote 'Yes Man', in which he decided to say yes to everything for a month or so. He also started his own country once, and on a different occasion started a cult by accident (which he later dedicated to doing good deeds). As lives go, he seems to have had an interesting one.

AssassinJoe said:
Also, how is it depressing? He's a good actor!
It's depressing seeing one of the happiest, most positive people I've ever heard of and seeing him reducing to a snarky, moping git :p

It just doesn't seem right for him.
 

DTWolfwood

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hmmmm maybe i buy this when its in the bargin bin. or when it gets the "Greatest Hits" stamp for the PS3.
 

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Some Random Tosser said:
What was the point of the first 1 minute 20 seconds?

Yeah, I've always liked Shawn better than everyone else. But Rebecca (the spazzy one that operates the Animus) seems to not be in the spirit as much as she was in II. I checked to see if she had a different voice actor because that's what I got the impression of, but that's not the case.


CD-R said:
I get the feeling Ubi Soft is trying to put off giving Desmond his own game as long as possible since they seem to know nobody likes him.
Actually, I get the impression that the ending was made solely for Desmond to have some actual reason for character development in the next game, like in Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time.

DBlack said:
WOW and here I thought zero punctuation had finnaly stoped kissing valves ass. I have a question for Mr. Croshaw, Is there a game made by Valve that you dont like? And since you never answer questions lets just pretend its rhetorical.
Don't forget that Yahtzee's still got a lot of beef to pick with Valve's release schedule. In addition, I can't ever call a single game made by Valve 'bad' with a straight face.

jspheonix said:
I disagree that Brotherhood is virtually a DLC, I would argue a lot has changed. I was expecting a DLC to be honest but I was impressed with the variation so far, finally desmond can actually DO something, Rome offers so many challenges, and even though you don't see the missions you send your posse on, its a nice touch when building an army
By 'a lot a changed', you probably mean 'a lot more stuff has been tacked on to gameplay'. To me, Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood will always feel like an expansion pack to Assassin's Creed II that I had to pay full price for. At least the first and second games were vastly different with different contexts, but Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood just feels rushed out and the assassin recruits, to me, feel underutilised. It's not like they make much of a difference in the story.
Agian, I disagree. Yes the gameplay is more like 2 than 2 was like one, but it didn't feel rushed, despite me expecting it to. You keep suggesting you were ripped off paying for two games instead of one, but these are long games, taking me weeks to play properly. I would both say worth the money I payed for them. And I'm not a sucker (though still fumming over force unleashed 2)
 

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Thanks for the review. I guess this will wait until it's on sale sometime in the future. Besides which, I haven't finished ACII yet - damn you, Minecraft!!
 

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I'll be waiting for a price drop to pick this up. My only concern is that by then, the multiplayer will be dead as a doornail. Which effectively kills half the value of the game. I think that is what is starting to annoy me most about games these days with a MP aspect. Most of the MP do not have the staying power to make the game a worthwhile investment. After 3 months, it's more or less dead and everyone has moved on to another game.
 

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brainslurper said:
Brotherhood was a great game, but it could have just as easily been released as DLC. And even if ezio is awesome, UBISOFT seems to be missing the most obvious choice for assassins creed 3, ninjas. they could have just as easily set it in japan, because everyone would rather have them make ninjas then more italians.
screw ninjas. it wouldn't make any sense. since the story is about desmonds ancestors and they originated in the middle east, moving west. also NONE of the references for later events(templar hitler, edison etc) mentions any eastern activities with the pieces of eden.
The closest we have on that account is gandhi or russia. Also templars never had much influence in the eastern paths, which would lead to a lack of enemies for the assassins.
 

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Swifteye said:
Madskull said:
I really expected Fable III by now... but I guess you had your share of Fable by now.
Still, a nice review of the newest Assassin's Creed. I can hardly wait to get my hands on it.
I don't think he's going to review the fable three ever seeing as the first fable was just for fun the second fable however was given to him by peter in his attempt to shut yathzee up but seeing as that failed peter probably didn't repeat that performance.
That could be it, although I saw him mention Fable III gameplay or graphics in one of his "Extra Punctuation" columns.
 

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Haha, when I saw Shaun the first two people I thought of were Yahtzee and one of those watcher guys from Buffy. I didn't really watch the show so I'm not sure which one, I think there were two.

Erm, anyway. I still plan on getting the game when I get my ps3 fixed. It definitely looks nice and MP might be a nice distraction since I rarely play it on any game. I really hope ACIII will be with another new historical figure. Altair and Ezio both had their likeable and unlikeable qualities about them, and a new character would be fresh and exciting since Desmond is technically all of them.
 

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Have to agree with Yahtzee on this one, most of the game felt DLC-ish. But equally was a good game.
That being said, I loved the minions, multiplayer is unique and the ending was a complete mind fuck. All welcome additions.
Great review and I loved the Shaun comparison!