Zero Punctuation: Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood

[darkmalteaser]

that english dude is actually a british tv presenter he done a few documentaries on channel 4 one on the illuminati

 

[GMCWJ]

Awesome review! I laughed so hard at the british guy part

 

[Demonicdan]

Hmmm...Doesn't sound to bad.

And to play as...Umm, What is the guys name now again...Oh! Desmond doesn't sound to bad but i dont thnik hidden blades are that usefull in the future.

I'd love to see him charge at someone with his hidden blade and just get shot in the face.

 

[OceanRunner]

Yahtzee likes the snarky british member of the merry band of killers? Who woulda thought?

I wonder if this means he likes Danny Wallace by extension?

 

[theblackmonk90]

I sense a conspiracy here. Is Shaun actually Yatzee? Could anyone really tell? I mean Australians can easily pull of a British accent (a real one, not the accent Americans think we have) with a small amount of effort.

Except Yahtzee isn't Australian, he's British. He just lives in Australia.

Splitting hairs. He lives in Australia. He's Australian. Just like the thousands of other British people who have moved to Oz.

 

[xqxm]

I only just recently started playing Assassin's Creed 2, and i must say that it fails to draw me in and intrigue me as well as AssCreed 1 did. I guess i found the crusade-era holy land a lot more interesting than faffing about in italy.

 

[M4A1Sopmod]

As much as I enjoy the Zero Punctuation reviews don't you think its incredibly pretentious to assume that everyone else is a brainless twat?

 

[knobbly]

Why oh why do I have to keep pausing and then un-pausing the video at the end to read the final joke?Oh that's right, because they've put a giant pause symbol in the way. Oh I've paused the video..... Thanks for the fucking information.

 

[Novur]

Being too poor to actually own a current gen console anymore, and my gaming PC getting FUBAR'd, I have to settle for watching Toby Turner's Let's Play videos.

Upon Toby getting to the cutscene where the British bloke was introduced into AC:B, of course the first person I thought of was Yahtzee. I was pretty shocked when the credits were nearing and Yahtzee still hadn't mentioned him.

Ah Toby's just horrible at the game, and it's so hilarious to watch him get utterly confused at what's going on. By the way, what happened to your face? What happened?

OT: I SWORE that the British guy WAS Yahtzee... maybe they all DO sound the same... I personally love the multiplayer as well, finally not a "LOLOLOLOL shoot kill teabag ahaha die RAGE!" multiplayer.

[url http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQebHY-TIv0#t=7m16s]Hello! I have a package for you. It's MURDER![/url]

OT: I do like the sound of the multiplayer aspect, and I can't wait to play it for myself. It's more in keeping with the game, as opposed to Halo's "let's go axe crazy on the people we're supposed to be allied with" Slayer matches.

 

[GrizzlerBorno]

You know what sucks? Some Motherf$*#ing R$T*$ded F#@*$er in some forum somewhere (i think IGN) ruined the story for me by posting a single line that reveals the big twist at the end. Didn't even use this, the bastard:

Spoiler

I'm not that Dick and hence will not write it.

Spoiler

But i have to know!

Spoiler

Ok here goes nothing:

Spoiler

Does Lucy Really Die at the end?

Spoiler

No Don't Tell me.

Spoiler

I must know

Spoiler

AGHHHGHGH! Don't tell me!

 

[Jedted]

I was waiting for him to say what he thinks about Shawn. Clearly the only thing that can make one snarky brit happy is another snarky brit.

I loved AC:B personally but god damn, Ubisoft really loves those cliffhanger endings! It sucks having to wait so damn long to find out what happens to Desmond.

 

[Vect]

Well, I liked the Assassin Recruits thing. Maybe it's because it makes the player feel like "This is below me. Hey, you can take this."

I had a feeling that a good part of Shaun's appeal to Yahtzee is his assholishness towards Desmond. I can tell that he's pretty happy about the ending for at least one spoileriffic reason...

 

[Orinon]

hmm i just had an idea for assassin's creed 3 they could put it in the cld war playing as a spy killing commie, or even better as a russian spy killing americans that'll stir up some steam.

 

[SilverKyo]

You know what sucks? Some Motherf$*#ing R$T*$ded F#@*$er in some forum somewhere (i think IGN) ruined the story for me by posting a single line that reveals the big twist at the end. Didn't even use this, the bastard:

Spoiler

I'm not that Dick and hence will not write it.

Spoiler

But i have to know!

Spoiler

Ok here goes nothing:

Spoiler

Does Lucy Really Die at the end?

Spoiler

No Don't Tell me.

Spoiler

I must know

Spoiler

AGHHHGHGH! Don't tell me!

so do you want the answer to that question? i can tell you the answer if you want to know.

 

[legendaryboy1994]

Yahtzee, you are great critic, I admire your work....
I'm mexican and so I have problems understanding some english (although I'm barely good, hence I'm writing these) specially the quick talking english from an English man living in Australia....
But I do observe the points you develop for every review. Although what I search in videogames is a good story, you actually know what's important in a videogame. I'm a writer and critic, but I have lots of flaws when analyzing some works (I write critics, mostly personal, to books, Anime, videogames, TV programs and...bah, anything that has story ((or attempt of story) on it)
and so watching your reviews help me a lot.
I will certainly read your novel.

You are fucking awesome!

I apologize for the fan boyish these message may seem.

 

[SextusMaximus]

Haha, was actually thinking about the resemblance to the snarky man and you before I finished the game. Nice review.

 

[esliang]

Good as always. I was really looking forward to a ZP opinion on a multiplayer-heavy game.

 

[Infernai]

Screw that. I want him to review that new Naruto game that came out. Nothing but pure hilarity and fan girl tears.

If he did that, he'd likely kill himself before he even got to the Hour mark.

 

[Adam Galli]

Yhatzee rules!!!!

 

[garMov]

Not to be the guy to land ass first on big ben,but don't you have a starcraft2 to review?