Speaking a deranged right-wing shut-in, it always slightly puzzles me when Yahtzee suggests I'm part of the core target audience for cawadooty and the other modern war shooters. Whenever my racist friends and I gather together in my fallout shelter to await the country getting taken over by all the border-hopping Mexicans, one of the most common things we discuss as we lovingly lube and caress our big, black, powerful guns is how stale and unenjoyable the modern FPS has become compared to the old classics like Half Life 2 or Doom. Before briefly going on a tangent about our plan to stimulate the economy by grinding up the poor people and serving them as hors d'oeuvres to stimulate the economy, we generally agree that the Modern Warfares and Battlefields of the world are patronized by fools with more money than sense from all walks of life, all over the political spectrum.
