Zero Punctuation: Bayonetta

[Frank_Sinatra_]

While I usually don't take Yahtzees reviews seriously I do have to agree with this one. The sexual exploitation of this game is actually keeping me away from it.
I'm getting sick of games that overuse sex in their games.

 

[Jared]

Love the vid and oh my god no one's been put on probation this week, it's a new record!

Maybe people are learning! =O

Nice review though, lol, nice description of Bayonetta XD

 

[Cherry Cola]

Love the vid and oh my god no one's been put on probation this week, it's a new record!

Actually... *points at post 16*

OT: Yahtzee isn't annoying me as much lately... feels weird...

Pac-Man bit was gold.

 

[Flying Dagger]

was hoping he was joking about continuously reviewing GOW clones...

 

[Falseprophet]

That was the funniest review in a while. I'm still thinking of picking this one up though--after all that Dragon Age & Assassin's Creed 2 I need a mindless beat-'em-up until GOW3 comes out.

 

[SomeBritishDude]

Very funny. My mind boggles at Pacmans story too.

However, still no shattered memorys?! I want to here from a silent hill lover whether the new one is shit or not, is that too much to ask?

 

[douglatins]

Awww, i was totally expecting a review for mass effect, but since he works like once a week i should expect one i a month or two

 

[Sonicron]

I remember those loading times being unbearable and the story being a load of crap (even though I did get it all the first time around, which might be a bad sign), but all in all the game was fun once you stopped your brain from struggling against the head-crushing level of sexualization. Definitely a good rental, and I might even pick it up once the price is down to 30 Euros.

 

[Dragon_Nexus]

It's just a *little* bit wrong to complain about the excess loading times while showing Bayonetta's Xbox 360 box art...considering the insane loading problem was a PS3 problem only due to Sega's inability to port anything properly.

 

[Plurralbles]

Best one in a very long time. I never stopped laughing after half way.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Good show. Wow if the story is as complicated as you say, damn it gives me a headache just thinking about it.

 

[silensay]

So I'm assuming there won't be a borderlands review anytime soon? I'd be really interested in what Ben has to say about it, but I guess it's up to the pubic - I mean public opinion to dictate his course of action.

 

[Jammerz]

Love the vid and oh my god no one's been put on probation this week, it's a new record!

Actually... *points at post 16*

OT: Yahtzee isn't annoying me as much lately... feels weird...

Pac-Man bit was gold.

Dammit, we were so close! >.<

 

[CuddlyCombine]

Awww, i was totally expecting a review for mass effect, but since he works like once a week i should expect one i a month or two

Is the game even out in Australia? Is it even out anywhere? Give the man time.

Great review, though I feel as if the anatomy jokes were a bit forced. Yathzee's far too clever to have to rely on those more than once.

 

[Sonicron]

Very funny. My mind boggles at Pacmans story too.

However, still no shattered memorys?! I want to here from a silent hill lover whether the new one is shit or not, is that too much to ask?

Shattered Memories isn't out in Australia until March, and he can't import Wii games for some reason.

 

[sms_117b]

That was the funniest one in a while. loved every second of it. Still planning on getting the game eventually.

 

[Mertruve]

He has a twitter account now. WHAT THE FUCKING HELL.

This is blasphemy.

 

[Nincompoop]

I burst into laugh at the ending. Lmao!

 

[antigodoflife]

i did not follow that for a second... what's going on...? Are you trying to review the game the same way it tells the story... beyond incomprehensible?

 

[jimduckie]

yeah great review ,i get to save money by not getting this pos . hey i'll buy beer instead ... and as for load times , i hate them ... mmmm beer