Zero Punctuation: Bionic Commando

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

It's times like these I wish Capcom would go away. I am seriously fed up with the massive amount of mediocre linearity (or linear mediocrity) they seem to go in for nowadays. Can anyone name a truly excellent *recent* Capcom game (and don't say Resident Evil 5, because I don't care)?

 

[mik2507]

I like pepsi...

 

[Jay Cee]

Too many people let nostalgia and shiny screenshots cloud their judgment of B.C and filled them with anticipation for it to come out.

I thought that it would be a monotone, boring, linear pile of shitsticks since the beginning. And for the first time in quite a while, I was right.
Wow... I was right, what an unfamiliar sensation.

Hilarious video as always.

 

[S_K]

Oh wow... just the mail at the end alone made me rofl...

 

[celestial_venom]

i took the pepsi challange and i can smell the freaking difference

 

[Valkir]

Oh John S., you're my bloody hero.

 

[Don't taze me bro]

I thought I was looking too much into things when at 2:34 on the Video, on the overview of the city, it looked like the Coca-cola 'dynamic ribbon' logo. Now with the references to Pepsi later in the video, it makes more sense.

 

[ClaptonKnophlerHendrix]

So can anyone tell me what that plot twist was or where to find it?

 

[Kage Me]

2:14

Is that... is that Isaac Newton?

...I love these reviews SO MUCH.

It is. Bionic Commando breaks his first law without any shame.

 

[Lenoh]

I have a theory as to why there are Pepsi machines everywhere.

The last boss is CM Punk.

 

[Ima Lemming]

So can anyone tell me what that plot twist was or where to find it?

There was a topic about, but Yahtzee finally put up his rant about it on the front page of his site [http://www.fullyramblomatic.com/].

 

[danneloid]

Epic letter!

 

[MangeRamone]

Yahtzee you beloved twat, you should review The Sims 3.

You'd love it.

 

[mgold07]

LOVE the ending

Yup, PEPSI!

 

[WickedSkin]

People drink Coca Cola just because it's Coca Cola. Pepsi kicks cokes ass any day of the week you pansies.

 

[Ham Blitz]

So can anyone tell me what that plot twist was or where to find it?

There was a topic about, but Yahtzee finally put up his rant about it on the front page of his site [http://www.fullyramblomatic.com/].

That is good. Ever since I saw this review I have been trying to find out what that twist is, just to see how bad it is.

 

[OiXerxes]

Wow...How stupid is Capcom when it comes to writing... or is this just what the japanese army does to their bionic commandos and thus not considered very surprising.

 

[Desert Tiger]

...Shouldn't his new one be out now, or something?