Zero Punctuation: Bionic Commando
- Thread starter Yahtzee Croshaw
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I haven't really noticed a game that does corporate whoring since TMNT 2 for the NES with Pizza Hut ads. I guess it was at least relevant unlike pepsi, unless the Bionic Commando used it to fuel his arm or something >_<
It's loading screens and load times can't be nearly as bad as Age of Conan though. If I had to sit through one more Robert E Howard quote I was about ready to cancel the game and bake it in my oven.... so i did.
It's loading screens and load times can't be nearly as bad as Age of Conan though. If I had to sit through one more Robert E Howard quote I was about ready to cancel the game and bake it in my oven.... so i did.
One, is it just me, or is Escapist's layout lacking recently?
Two, I really want to hear Yahtzee's take on the piss-poor ending. Where on fullyramblomatic.com would such an artical be, when/if he writes that.
Two, I really want to hear Yahtzee's take on the piss-poor ending. Where on fullyramblomatic.com would such an artical be, when/if he writes that.
Whew. Saved from buying a shitty game by Yahtzee. I'm glad he pointed out the product placement in this game, as it drove the final nail into the coffin for me. I was prepared for a crappy story and iffy mechanics (although the anti-exploration was something that I was upset over that I heard from other reviews). But I am not prepared to pay $60 for a game that has whoring throughout it to such a blatant degree. The last game I was burned with that was Guitar Hero III, and is the reason I stopped following their (Neversoft/Activision) iterations of the game. Having them get money from me and the people "sponsering" the game is a little too much. I'll stick with the Playstation Network version. At least it's good.
PEPSI. Gah, my college just switched from Coke to Pepsi and now Coke is like currency around here. Srsly, if you have a Coca-Cola connection you are invited to all the parties.
But, yeah, funny stuff guy.
But, yeah, funny stuff guy.
This is probably the guy who sent in the order form to Valve to buy a Force-of-Nature shotgun.Revelo said:
Gotta admire his guts, though.
Probably in his updates on the front page. When he ragged on some stupid plot twists in MGS4 he did it in his updates (you can see it three updates down on this update archive [http://www.fullyramblomatic.com/archive/20080103-0710.htm].willgreg123 said:
He did say at the end of the review he was going to discuss the BC plot twist, so here's hoping he follows through on that.
Actually, Super Mario Galaxy was the best for loading screens... because there are none
as for the rest of the show, i liked it, as i do with everyone of them, Spider Man 2 was the best for that sorta thing - Go Yahtzee!
as for the rest of the show, i liked it, as i do with everyone of them, Spider Man 2 was the best for that sorta thing - Go Yahtzee!
