Zero Punctuation: Bionic Commando

[Yahtzee Croshaw]

Bionic Commando

This week, Zero Punctuation reviews Bionic Commando.

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[birdman_91]

hey yahtzee, answer my email plz
didn't you already review this sortof with the XBLA video?

 

[ak82]

why.... do you play... the shittest.... games....

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

hey yahtzee, answer my email plz
didn't you already review this sortof with the XBLA video?

He doesn't read these forums, sorry.

Anyway, I don't think it can top last week's but I'll take a look. Once more into the breach!

 

[PS2MAN]

Bionic Commando a Shitty Game Because it drinks Pepsi? ... *Sigh*

At least last weeks awesomeness makes up for this weeks downfall.

 

[mowinckel107]

LOVE the ending

 

[MaDsPLoiTz]

The Inspector Gadget theme is now completely stuck in my head. -.-

Pepsi is horrible.

 

[Ranooth]

Cola wars, total email burn and your mum jokes!

You gotta love that raging mortal.

 

[yeah_so_no]

Agreed, agreed so hard, on everything said about Pepsi.

 

[theevilgerbil]

pepsi is the enemy... coke warlords ftw! -_-

 

[_Russell_]

Great review as always.

I love the "Letter of the week" section at the end. ^_^

 

[slipknot4]

It's Bad because it drinks Pepsi! xD

 

[PhiMed]

I can't wait to play Whores of Justice. I'll bet it's even better than BloodRayne.

 

[johnman]

Did someone really mail the escapist asking where they got Duke Nukem?
Really?
Come on, own up

 

[Karlott]

For those of us who have to wait two extra cocking months for the PC version we thank you for not giving a spoiler, even if it's as retarded as you claim.

 

[Rag Doll]

I had a feeling he'd review this and I had a feeling he'd like it. I didn't know he reads his fan mail though, but that LOL'd. The loading screen joke was kind of cheap, but nobody's perfect.

 

[Russian_Assassin]

I wonder if that email was real. If it was then allow me to say: Ahahahah! You retard!

Sorry about that. Well, I've seen better reviews, I kinda hoped for Sims 3, he's never reviewed a Sims game, so I figured he would. Maybe next time...

 

[leeloodallasmultipass]

haha the letter at the end was gold

 

[PirateKing]

I was hoping for this game.
When I did my accent video for the site I forgot to mention the absurd amount of loading screens.