Zero Punctuation: Bionic Commando
- Thread starter Yahtzee Croshaw
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I think he raised some legitimate complaints. Badgered-up physics are a problem, but not as much as unmarked instant-death walls. That's all kinds of messed up, at least put in a buffer zone in which one's geiger counter bionic-arm upgrade chirps.
Or make the rads part of gameplay instead of an obnoxious impediment to it. Say, give you a radiation meter that builds when you're in irradiated territory and empties when you leave it, maybe some kind of protective system with limited capacity.
But the load times would really get me. Actually, having to face install times on a console would get me. It's a frelling console, you're supposed to stick a game in it and play. Not stick a game in, do your laundry, clean the kitchen, teach the dog to play the accordion and then play.
I'd also be annoyed over the inability to clobber things with pepsi machines. Maybe they could disgorge pop cans if you hit someone with them hard enough?
Or make the rads part of gameplay instead of an obnoxious impediment to it. Say, give you a radiation meter that builds when you're in irradiated territory and empties when you leave it, maybe some kind of protective system with limited capacity.
But the load times would really get me. Actually, having to face install times on a console would get me. It's a frelling console, you're supposed to stick a game in it and play. Not stick a game in, do your laundry, clean the kitchen, teach the dog to play the accordion and then play.
I'd also be annoyed over the inability to clobber things with pepsi machines. Maybe they could disgorge pop cans if you hit someone with them hard enough?
Brilliant as ever!
That letter at the end was fantastic albeit the person who sent it needs to seek help lol
And coka cola is far better than pepsi but i hate product placement in games as it is
That letter at the end was fantastic albeit the person who sent it needs to seek help lol
And coka cola is far better than pepsi but i hate product placement in games as it is
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I feel for the guy who wrote the letter at the end. The is no way he can be that stupid, it had to be a joke.
And Pepsi does taste like crap.
And Pepsi does taste like crap.
You know what I would find funny? If Yahtzee was influential enough to affect product sales. Just imagine a worldwide boycott on Pepsi now. Suddenly Yahtzee becomes very important.
To: nathan-dts
Don't be retarded with capitalization
and dont speel check me when you cant spell either
it's douche not "douch"
besides i wasn't being a douche, i was saying how i thought he had already reviewed this
Don't be retarded with capitalization
and dont speel check me when you cant spell either
it's douche not "douch"
besides i wasn't being a douche, i was saying how i thought he had already reviewed this
I know that feeling. I almost thought the game had come out too but around the part where he said the game comes on 14 DVDs it clicked in my head that he was joking.Revelo said:
Okay, someone break out the spoiler tags and tell us the plot twist.
ETA: Oh god, TV Tropes knew it. Get this:
Soylent Green: In the sequel, it's revealed that all bionic limbs are created by killing a loved one and installing their brain into the limb. I Am Not Making This Up. So Yeah.
ETA: Oh god, TV Tropes knew it. Get this:
Soylent Green: In the sequel, it's revealed that all bionic limbs are created by killing a loved one and installing their brain into the limb. I Am Not Making This Up. So Yeah.