Zero Punctuation: BioShock: Infinite
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The gameplay feels lacking compared to the previous games, but the art style and storytelling was fantastic.
Yeah, I never got that. Why give away Vigors that essentially allow you to incinerate anything you touch *for free*? Bioshock 1 had a reason. Fontaine probably left them and the whole city had gone to shits.
In before someone sarcastically exclaims "Yahtzee likes a game? How can this be??" as if they're the first to do such a thing.
I've been up a lot of arses in my time, so if you're gonna be stuck up an arse, Bioshock Infinite is the best possible arse to be stuck in.
he touched on the one real point that bothered me about the game,
namely, that the Vigors aren't as well connected to the narretive as the plasmids were in Bioshock.
all the same though, I'm surprised how positive the review was.
namely, that the Vigors aren't as well connected to the narretive as the plasmids were in Bioshock.
all the same though, I'm surprised how positive the review was.
That was by far my favorite part of the review... because, honestly, Bioshock 2 can burn in the darkest pits of the Underworld. Or, more accurately, I liked it when it was called 'Bioshock'.ShermTank7272 said:
Bioshock Infinite is my favourite game of this generation. Hands down, no competition. And considering how little time is left of this generation, apparently, it's going to take a real whopper of a game to snatch that title from Infinite.
Yes, Olivia Coleman! I knew she reminded me of someone in that picture, but I couldn't quite put my finger on it until now. Thank you, Yahtzee.
I am glad I didn't place a bet on this. I was expecting an extreme level of nitpicking. Instead what I got was a lot of pictures of arses. I guess that's better?
It is great when you go back and see the significance of things, for example the first conversation in the boat takes on a whole new light when you have finished the game.TopazFusion said:
He isn't kidding about the shitty final level syndrome. I spent 3 hours playing the same 15 - 20 minutes until I knew every single scripted event that happened like clockwork, because that was just about the only way to finish it.
It almost soured my opinion of the entire game, just because of the lack of reward beyond the ending, with no more levels to complete. Going back to earlier in the game with hopes to understand the ending helped my feelings on it though.
It almost soured my opinion of the entire game, just because of the lack of reward beyond the ending, with no more levels to complete. Going back to earlier in the game with hopes to understand the ending helped my feelings on it though.
They gave away mostly samples in the start of the game. Still, why would someone give away a vigor that makes you essentially a technomancer (in public no less) is anyones guess. Perhaps they were just so fucking looney that it just didn't bother them. Maybe it's a sort of early 1910's mentality, where it's acceptable to sell water laced with Radium. Try that today and psychopaths would cue up to have their chance to build a dirty bomb.minimacker said:
It's hairless, soft, warm and deep. A truly memorable bum.Daystar Clarion said:
So it's ok to like the game and liking it doesn't make you not knowledgeable? Good. I mean come on, if you want to like something you should have the right to like it.