Zero Punctuation: Dante's Inferno
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I never intended on buying this as I hate god of war but this one at least kept me entertained through a whole demo. My friend did buy it so I planned on just borrowing it from him as they already got a sale from him why not play it to see how horrible or good it may be.
Maybe I will borrow bayonetta too and laugh my way through a bad sex joke.
Maybe I will borrow bayonetta too and laugh my way through a bad sex joke.
that was hilarious! xD
by the way, at the end you were asking how a whirlwind has to do with lust, i wondered that same thing to. as much as you don't want to recall that mess, here's why: the Tornado of Souls (it's a tempest in the poem, but this is a Megadeth reference!) is supposed to have the souls caught in the eye of the tornado (blow me awaaaay) so that the lovers may never touch or feel ever again. if you think about it, it's hard to f**k your lover when
A; they're in some other part of the tornado
B; finding them would be impossible, think of the millions of porn stars that are trapped in there plus anyone else who's cheated or had premarital sex in the past 5000 years
C; actually finding the time to f**k when you're being hurdled at a hundred miles an hour in the air
D; the souls in the tornado are like ghosts
for a horny f**ker, that's hell.....b/c you can't f**k.....le duh
by the way, at the end you were asking how a whirlwind has to do with lust, i wondered that same thing to. as much as you don't want to recall that mess, here's why: the Tornado of Souls (it's a tempest in the poem, but this is a Megadeth reference!) is supposed to have the souls caught in the eye of the tornado (blow me awaaaay) so that the lovers may never touch or feel ever again. if you think about it, it's hard to f**k your lover when
A; they're in some other part of the tornado
B; finding them would be impossible, think of the millions of porn stars that are trapped in there plus anyone else who's cheated or had premarital sex in the past 5000 years
C; actually finding the time to f**k when you're being hurdled at a hundred miles an hour in the air
D; the souls in the tornado are like ghosts
for a horny f**ker, that's hell.....b/c you can't f**k.....le duh
DominicxD said:"It beats the fuck out of me!"
fucking lol'd
Nice vid, different voice though
diddo
This was a weird episode for me, I found everything mildly amusing up until the end gag and then it was as if you had carefully crafted together a scenario where everything was hilarious but all the laughing that was supposed to occur throughout didn't hit the viewer until the end where they would promptly die in horrible agony by being suffocated via their own laughter Joker style.
Well I lived, barely, so you'll need to find another way to kill all the annoying fans.
Well I lived, barely, so you'll need to find another way to kill all the annoying fans.
"It beats the fuck out of me!"
Brilliant, Yahtzee.
As to your surely rhetorical question at the end of the review, I'll be a dick and answer: Supposedly, getting caught up in the gales was supposed to symbolize being swept away by your many romances. Retarded, I know.
Brilliant, Yahtzee.
As to your surely rhetorical question at the end of the review, I'll be a dick and answer: Supposedly, getting caught up in the gales was supposed to symbolize being swept away by your many romances. Retarded, I know.
When the trailer for this game came out I remarked that it looked like just another cookie cutter hack-N-Slasher, and I got flamed by idiots. It's good to see that I was right all along, this game is shit, and anyone that likes it has no taste.
first hes just mad because EA didnt send him two boxes to smash to bits
second hes going to look back at it and say how he liked it beter then x game even though y game is better and his friends a - m are complete dicks...
Can i get a cookie?
second hes going to look back at it and say how he liked it beter then x game even though y game is better and his friends a - m are complete dicks...
or maybe its because the game sucks...or hell sucks hell probobly both *huh I just used hell in one sentance with two different meanings*Arcanist said:
Can i get a cookie?
"My right hand on a Sunday night..."
Oh god... this is my new favorite ZP.
But really, boobs and Lucifer's wang does not a good game make. Got my platinum trophy in two days and now going to trade it in for something that isn't a ripoff, like Afrika... oh wait, that's just Pokemon Snap On Safari.
Oh god... this is my new favorite ZP.
But really, boobs and Lucifer's wang does not a good game make. Got my platinum trophy in two days and now going to trade it in for something that isn't a ripoff, like Afrika... oh wait, that's just Pokemon Snap On Safari.
Dont buy. Ok glad thats setttled, now to dust myself off and play some Napoleon TW instead (because im soooo boring)
Again, fantastic work. There's almost always something that makes me laugh really hard in these videos. Guess this time I check the comments and find consensus. Awesome!
Though I dare say, that our good misanthropic games critic seems to have a lot of pent up rage for EA from this one, and I can't help but wonder if it's misplaced. The singing box seemed to me like the bastard child of a certain English singer of the fading eighties resurrected as a meme, and another prick at EA with too much free time and a gift certificate for Home Depot. Plus sledgehammer.
Though I've got to wonder, if Yahtzee had the chance to do something equally mean spirited, would he do it? Maybe take over some of the jumbo-trons on the sides of buildings in [Name metropolis here] and play some of that dancing-boxers with ping pong ball eyes on them, from the days of yore?
I'll keep watching on youtube for video of that to pop up. Until then, I'll just wonder.
Though I dare say, that our good misanthropic games critic seems to have a lot of pent up rage for EA from this one, and I can't help but wonder if it's misplaced. The singing box seemed to me like the bastard child of a certain English singer of the fading eighties resurrected as a meme, and another prick at EA with too much free time and a gift certificate for Home Depot. Plus sledgehammer.
Though I've got to wonder, if Yahtzee had the chance to do something equally mean spirited, would he do it? Maybe take over some of the jumbo-trons on the sides of buildings in [Name metropolis here] and play some of that dancing-boxers with ping pong ball eyes on them, from the days of yore?
I'll keep watching on youtube for video of that to pop up. Until then, I'll just wonder.
That is absolutely one of the best and funniest videos in a while. I'm glad that this game has been given the crucifixion it deserves for bastardising the Divine Comedy and saturating the airwaves with a stupidly overhyped marketing campaign.
Personally, I had fun just playing the demo. Then again, I have a fetish for overdramatic, cheesy, gory, seventh grader crap. If you're going to do something, do it with as much vulgarity, over the top-ness, and gratuitous violence and nudity as you can. Now -that's- entertainment. And Dante's Inferno definitely entertained me for all the right reasons. And several of the wrong ones. My wallet's not exactly burning a hole in my pocket right now, though, so I'll probably be getting Dante's Inferno when it's been cut down to half price or whatever, like almost everyone else in this forum.