Bahahaaaa, oh lord. That was one of the best reviews you've done in a while! Well done!
Love this game by the way, I've not seen a single other game that captures tension better than Dayz, even the big boys can't do it as well which is pretty hilarious in its own right. It's amazing how incredibly tense the game becomes the longer you live too, once you get your hands on an AS50 or an L85 you will find yourself getting stressed taking new tactics to preserve your life. So much fun!
Then you will inevitably die, wiping out all that progress...and you will feel a tiny bit of freedom again as you can now move anywhere without a lot of the stress of keeping that well armed life alive. It's a pretty nice mechanic I say.