Zero Punctuation: Dead to Rights: Retribution

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Andaxay

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Haha, this week's was fantastic, really made me chuckle. When this game was released, I was staggered at just how unremarkable it really is. It was poorly marketed as it was, but I really didn't fancy it at all.

Dead to Rights: Reducing poor gamers to tears worldwide.
 

sumguitardude

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loooonnniieeee looooniieee haha brilliantXD

i haven`t taken a stab at this game yet and i don`t see any
reason to do it(Read dead redamption) seems the game is totally linear and repetitive from what ive seen so far-.-
 

Koganesaga

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Rebbecca Mayes has the hots for yathzee...good for her.

Also, gore is fun, but like this, there's a bit too much of it.
 

lucky_sharm

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That Rebecca Mayes love song thing at the end seems more like a viewer attracting publicity stunt than anything, really.
 

Jandau

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Best episode in a while. Had me actually laughing (as opposed to the occasional bemused grunt). Nice to see Yahtzee still has it and can whip it out from time to time!
 

Lemon Of Life

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Can't wait to check out this book, it better be good!

And nice video, although I don't give a rat's tonsil about the game, it was funny.
 

solidstatemind

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Laughed at several points, but I have to say that my favorite bit was the "...only knows one loud word!" Or maybe Madbodia's primary exports being nuts and batshit... or maybe...

Hey, that was the best one in a while!
 

raankh

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Funny stuff! Might buy that book too; first I hear of it since some article about maybe doing it way back.

Keep up the good work!
 

CD-R

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Dog shaped ballistic missile? Wasn't that in final Fantasy 8?

Also I know you can revive the dog when he gets shot but can the dog revive Jack Slate when he dies.
 

Bladecatcher

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Ok, here's my idea of how they could have made this game good. Slate is a cop on the edge who plays by his own rules, and his only connection to the real world is his father. When his father is murdered, Slate is thrown into a deep depression and refuses to leave his home. So, its up to his faithful dog Shadow to save the day! Using your canine instinct and canine teeth, you follow a trail of clues and dismembered members to find your master's father's killer. The combat is pretty much the same as the stealth missions, only when you enter each area, the bad guys don't perceive you as a threat. After all, your just a fuzzy widdle puppy- until you go for their jugular-in their pants! And change up the action in the stealth sections, were you play as Shadow's trusty companion, Mr. Mittens! Use your cat reflexes and ability to walk on walls Alien-style to get the drop on baddies and scratch their eyes out! Go team!
 

JKT84

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Oct 7, 2009
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ohhhhh yahzee, this is one of the most clever reviews you've ever done!

Well played ol' chap. Well played indeed.
 

standokan

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If my cat could be like jack slate's dog it would probably backstab me right away and eat my ears or something. AnyWay, rebecce mays+Yathzee= is really realy realy realy awesome.
 

CatinHat

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Not bad review there m8. Who is Rebecca at the end? Does she really need ideas on you Yahtzee... come on... here are some ideas dick, bum, ass, more dick jokes... hairy bums, fuck, wank. Kinda sums it up :p