Zero Punctuation: Dragon Age: Origins
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I was looking forward to this >.>
Funny it didn't mention the stupid-looking blood-pool effect, though. All the other gore elements look fine but that one looks like it was pinched from the 90's.
Still yeah that aside, 'seems my opinions are largely shared.
Funny it didn't mention the stupid-looking blood-pool effect, though. All the other gore elements look fine but that one looks like it was pinched from the 90's.
Still yeah that aside, 'seems my opinions are largely shared.
I honestly can't belive that people wasted time and effort, makeing a game for this egoistical-no talent-stuck up his ass-dick cheese. Are you people THAT retarded and brain dead? The last thing Yahtzee needs is more ego boosting and dick sucking. Ya know, while we're at it, why don't you make a bloody relegion for this no talent hack, or even better yet make a motherfucking shrine for him, you pathetic sheep.
I honestly can't belive that people wasted time and effort, criticising people for making a game for this British person; Are you THAT retarded and brain dead?
The last thing people need is more ego bruising and flaming.
You know, while we're at it, why don't you make a bloody relegion for getting pissy at no talent hacks, or even better yet make a motherfucking shrine that people can drag critics to so they can sodomize them with knives.
You Sir. are the pathetic sheep and if you don't like people enjoying something, you should leave them jolly well to themselves instead of PMS'ing at them.
I for one find his vulgarity cute.
The last thing people need is more ego bruising and flaming.
You know, while we're at it, why don't you make a bloody relegion for getting pissy at no talent hacks, or even better yet make a motherfucking shrine that people can drag critics to so they can sodomize them with knives.
You Sir. are the pathetic sheep and if you don't like people enjoying something, you should leave them jolly well to themselves instead of PMS'ing at them.
I for one find his vulgarity cute.
Pot to kettle- "you are black".Kanashe said:
If you don't like the show then by all means don't watch it, on the internet views (or lack thereof) speak louder than words, so it would be more effective than your poorly spelt rant.
Right, so basically, the biggest fault that Yahtzee can find with Dragon Age is that it's a fantasy role playing game.. Great deduction skills, sherlock - that's like saying "yea monkey islands are ok games but they suck because they're adventure games". There's 6 minutes of my life I'm not getting back - I hate it when reviewers start trashing things just for the sake of trashing. If he was someone who doesn't know just how much time and effort goes into making a game like this, I wouldn't even say anything. But he does, and despite Bioware really did good with this game, going out of their way to make it big, interesting, and complete (in a world where it's normal to pay 50? for a buggy half finished game that you can complete in 3 hours flat), he still finds he has to find a fault, even if it's not a legitimate one. The comment about having sex with a girl instead can really be applied to just about any game - it was sadly stereotypical, and a very poor attempt at humor. But I shouldn't be surprised, since after his "washington road trip" video, it's become apparent that his target audience are people in their young teens who still find comparing monuments to genitals funny.
It's really not. Yes, it sticks to certain well established rules of the genre, but that's not necessarily a bad thing, especially when done this well. To be honest, Yahtzee was always more concerned about sounding cool and funny then delivering a realistic breakdown of a game's faults and strengths - he can sometimes throw in an amusing comparison, but for a serious review, well, keep looking. It would be a shame to miss a really well done game because someone thought he was being funny - don't take ZP too seriously.devilhunterx said: