Zero Punctuation: Eve Online

[sumofnothing]

I used to be a fleet commander til one day when i was giving fleet instructions with strong voice my wife came out of nowhere screaming at me "quit that stupid space game and come help me clean the mess you made on the kitchen.."

End of fleet commander career.

 

[Corsair256]

I'm a little suprised that no-one has mentioned the whole racial Militia thing that got added recently.

If you want to get into PvP, but not the whole ubernerd politics, then I say go for the militias. You will always have targets to shoot at least.

I've played EVE nearly since Beta (I lose ubernerd points for not having been in the beta) and my main character is still in the NPC starter corporation. I'm one of those sad people who don't mind grinding away on the PvE.

That said, I did want to try PvP, just not get entangled too much in the Corps. Previously I made a second account to do so, and it was kinda fun until the small corp I joined entered into an alliance, and then the politics bogged everything down.

So now, I'm back to one account. My main to grind the PvE and pursue my dreams of owning rediculous ships from my own work, and an almost unskilled meatshield secondary character on the same account to go fly in the Militias. He's almost totally ineffectual, but he's certainly a useful tool to help me learn more about the PvP. Dying is no issue and flying in militia fleets still gives a sense of satisfaction when you win a battle, even if the most I contribute is the occasional warp scramble.

So to sum up, I can't disagree with Yahtzees review... I've spent a whole lot of time doing that boring PvE and avoiding the Corps. I still enjoyed it, but I'm pretty sure thats just me being wierd. My sugestion for everyone else who wants to try PvP without (many) strings attached is get in the Militias.

 

[theprinceofcamden]

I loved this review! I have been a massive fan and player of EVE for about 2 years now, and the worst thing is - Yartzee you are totally right.
Not that that is going to stop me playing the game though!
OK, now of for a spot of Bioshock

 

[Mr.Pandah]

Haha this one actually made me laugh unlike the last few, you were on the ball with this one. I wasn't really expecting Eve Online to be reviewed this week...or ever, but still it was more then made up for in the jokes along the way.

 

[AdamAK]

and in terms of training, I can get my equipment long before you would have the skills to use the Battleships stuff. Just about every aspect of the game is deep and has many different things to consider, similar to a tactics RPG.

As for being unfair, the hardcore players are rewarded where casuals are not in the terms of money. While most games are level based, Eve is money based. You can train for years, be able to sit in the largest, most armored ship, with the best weapons for that ship, and still be stuck in a frigate because you play casually and never will amass the billions of isk needed to afford what you trained for, while the hardcore player will have a hangar filled with different cruisers, battleships, a capital ship, and other variants, thus being prepared for any situation. All because they play a lot and can afford the nice items.

How exactly would you get your equipment ready before I'd have my battleship stuff? Unless you are somehow able to defy time itself. Oh, and money isn't really an issue if you're in one of those fancy corporations or if you have a friend who's willing to donate some money.

So your the small ship with the advantage, until that battleship either A: Kicks on a webber and causes your ship to slow to well within it's targeting speeds, B: Deploys drones for close range defense that can easily keep up with you,

Nice one. You just said that the bigger guns don't always win, and now you say that they pretty much do.

Huzzah, I can be a lazy bum and still achieve the same as others. It's fairness all over the place!

 

[Arborean]

He should have said "inverse proportion", not "indirect proportion". I've always liked that someone with such an "I don't give a fuck" attitude is usually so eloquent, so this was a bigger deal to me than I know it should be.

This video was pretty good, but somehow just didn't do it for me. I could blame this on Yahtzee losing his edge, but it's far more likely that it's due to me being a little ill and brain-fuzzed right now.

 

[Theo Samaritan]

Those who know me know I'm pretty much the resident EVE nerd he speaks about.

And I agree with everything he said.

The things that keep me going in EVE are the people I know and the reward I get from playing. I don't find it fun as such, just highly rewarding. Alot of EVE players would most likely agree with me there.

 

[fierydemise]

I think a lot of people defending Eve saying Yahtzee missed the good parts of the game by not joining a corporation are missing the over riding theme of his review. Eve isn't a game, much more it fills the 2nd job angle better (and more satisfyingly) then most MMORPGs out there. For the people who are looking for that sort of depth it offers a lot but for people expecting an ordinary game Eve will seem like and is little more then WOW in space.

Also a minor nitpick, Eve doesn't have a steep learning curve, that would imply it the player knowledge rises rapidly compared to time, if it takes a long time to learn saying it has a long or shallow learning curve would be more accurate.

 

[geldonyetich]

I've played EVE for over 5 years now. I feel your review was really uneducated. EVE is a pure PVP game plane and simple. [...] The only thing PVP oriented if you choose to never leave secured space is the market. And that is about as fun as reading the walstreet journal.

It seems to me like you and Yahtzee are in agreement, then.

I gave EvE Online a spin awhile back, and for awhile I really did enjoy grinding those space rocks and watching that delicious ISK pile up. However, I didn't have the necessary time or inclination involved in joining some cult of strangers and having my precious ISK blasted out from under me as I get into the inevitable battle with people (like yourself) who had been around for years and have so many skill points that there's really no point in even tangling with you.

I'll never catch up in terms of skill points no matter how long I stay subscribed, and where you have a neigh endless series of disposable play ships, that ship of mine you just popped effortlessly was my only one. So it is that I stay securely in safe space because you and your friends are probably camping the gate leading to where the "fun" supposedly is. Here, at least, there are no dragons.

So it is that, from the perspective of the outsider in the bush - those non-corp people you like to kill just to teach them a lesson about joining corps - EVE Online really is an inaccessible pile of non-fun. It's a real problem and you should acknowledge it if you want EVE Online to be conductive to new blood. Put another way, the PvE game should be fun too.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

yeowtch, I was ever contemplating getting EVE till I remembered it costs money and decided to wait no that.

 

[Random]

Oh wow. There are a ton of uneducated people in this thread. First of all let me make this clear to all of you who believe that this is somehow a WOW clone or attempting to be WOW: you are so completely wrong it is incredible.

I've been playing Eve for a little under a year now and it has got to be one of the greatest gaming experiences of my life. There is no other MMO on the market that leaves you with the feeling of actually accomplishing something. That you actually have an affect on the game just by your own actions. Alliance politics, territory acquisition and loss, real pirating (ransoms as well), ships that if sold in the real world would cost as much as a low end car and the amount of flexibility you have when playing the game. There is no real wrong way to play the game, although a lot will say the PvE is terrible (it is) or something along those lines. But everyone is free to do what they please.

As for Yahtzee's review. It was pretty much true. I tell all my friends that the game is going to suck for at least a month. For a lot of people that's too long because let's face it it takes less than that to get to 70 now. The game is not for everyone, I'll give you that, but most of what Yahtzee brought up is because he only played a 14 day free trial. A lot will have similar complaints, and like I said, I completely agree, but you can't bash an entire game based on that. I never had a problem with Yahtzee's reviews before because most of the games he bashed usually deserved it. But for Eve is a whole different genre, I'd go as far to say that it's not even a game. More like a social simulator (spying, stealing, scamming, pirating and alliance backstabbing are all legal within the game).

The largest online battle ever took place in Eve, with over 20 thousand players from all across the globe to remove one alliance (Band of Brothers). In the end they failed and now we are seeing a power shift within the game (the Russians are quite powerful) as alliances are now falling apart (A map of player controlled territory: http://go-dl1.eve-files.com/media/corp/Verite/influence.png ).


And let's face it only in Eve does someone get interviewed by the New York Times:
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/28/arts/television/28beve.html

 

[Jerakal]

As a guy who plays World of Warcraft, I think I can safely say that I know boring when I see it, and DEAR SWEET CHRIST does that game sound boring.

 

[alsamisath]

I liked the game, but because it was an online game that isn't worth much. It means I thought the trial displayed cool ideas and a nice overall tone, but I will never play it beyond that because I'd rather spend my time with numerous short but enlightening stories than one long one pumped with filler at every month long interval between an illusion of progress.

 

[geldonyetich]

As a guy who plays World of Warcraft, I think I can safely say that I know boring when I see it how to pander to the status quo, but little else.

Fixed that for you. I do this not be insulting, I'm trying to make a point:

Contrary to popular belief, World of Warcraft is not the best game in existence, just a really popular one. They're not the same thing for the same reason that McDonald's Big Macs are not five-star dining. Being a player of a popular game does not mean you know what is and isn't boring, and that's why I felt inclined to correct you.

But you're coincidentally right that EVE is boring.

[Edit: I'm interpreting your message to say, "I play WoW and so I know what a good game is." Maybe what you actually meant is, "I play World of Warcraft and it's boring so I know boring" but you can see where there's room for misinterpretation there - if WoW's boring, why would you play it?]

 

[KiiWii]

Ok, i hate straying into the "what if" because i know once you say one what if, you can pretty much say anything in any context and justify it, but here i go anyway.
What if the people who run this game, stopped. And the game went down, and never worked again. I always wonder this, well, with any MMO really. I mean, you say its accomplishment, but is it really accomplishment if none of it matters in the big time anyway.

Yeah i know, you're come back will be something like: "everyone dies so what accomplishment is that" or whatever, but lets be reasonable here. I'd like some people to argue over this now so i can watch and laugh =]

(remember - i play WoW)

OH YEAH. And if you guys, and i know you're smart, your fucking brilliant, if you could put your talents to use and expand them realistically, maybe we can explore real space?

 

[scaramoosh]

lol all my friend does on the game is logs in to train a skill and then logs out again and has done this for years.........

That said I reward EVE for doing something different because I'm sick of WOW and I love the in depth Market and how the game doesn't have character classes or levels which ruin mmorpgs and make them too linear then makes all the content previous to your level useless and makes it so you ahve to grind to end level to be able to play with your friends.

What puts me off EVE is the timed training because I want to progress at my own pace and the fact that you will never catch up veterans of the game because of the timed trianing and how PVP is all about group combat and I myself prefer 1 v 1 to show off my leet skills.


EVE is not a bad mmorpg but a niche one that doesn't appeal to most people but you can't knock something because it doesn't appeal to everyone.

 

[CrazyBerk]

Yeah i played the 14 day trial, my friend thought it was the shiz i just warped around a bit, got lost then closed the window. Bloody hell it was confuzzling

 

[lord667]

Ok, i hate straying into the "what if" because i know once you say one what if, you can pretty much say anything in any context and justify it, but here i go anyway.
What if the people who run this game, stopped. And the game went down, and never worked again. I always wonder this, well, with any MMO really. I mean, you say its accomplishment, but is it really accomplishment if none of it matters in the big time anyway.

Yeah i know, you're come back will be something like: "everyone dies so what accomplishment is that" or whatever, but lets be reasonable here. I'd like some people to argue over this now so i can watch and laugh =]

(remember - i play WoW)

What if your memory card got fried just before you completed GTA:SA?

An accomplishment is an accomplishment. The fact that the servers got turned off doesn't change your memories or what you've done. You still accomplished things and had an awesome time.

 

[KiiWii]

Ok, i hate straying into the "what if" because i know once you say one what if, you can pretty much say anything in any context and justify it, but here i go anyway.
What if the people who run this game, stopped. And the game went down, and never worked again. I always wonder this, well, with any MMO really. I mean, you say its accomplishment, but is it really accomplishment if none of it matters in the big time anyway.

Yeah i know, you're come back will be something like: "everyone dies so what accomplishment is that" or whatever, but lets be reasonable here. I'd like some people to argue over this now so i can watch and laugh =]

(remember - i play WoW)

What if your memory card got fried just before you completed GTA:SA?

An accomplishment is an accomplishment. The fact that the servers got turned off doesn't change your memories or what you've done. You still accomplished things and had an awesome time.

what if your eyes boiled out of your head right now?
Told you it could get ridiculous

 

[Stammer]

I finally got around to watching the video (no surprise there was already 200 posts), I'd just like to say that Yahtzee has hit the nail on the head perfectly once again.