Zero Punctuation: Eve Online

[filthgrinder]

I don't care what you're reason is for EVE being good, because frankly, if a game bores the hell out of me in the first few hours, it doesn't bode well for the rest.
Hell i enjoyed starting new characters on WoW.

Well yeah, games really all boil down to personal taste.

As for starting new characters players in EVE don't really do that, since you can only train one character pr account at a time.

Yatzee did have a good point about the poeple that dont have time to play a "real" game. Thing is I dont want to HAVE to play X amount of hours just to level up. Hell, I have a life outside gaming...its nice to know that you can be away for a few days and still be able to play with your friends without the fear of them out leveling you...(granted they will have more cash, and cash is what its all about).

 

[ert3]

As an eve online player I must say you are entirely correct.

The game has a huge learning curve that I have yet to master and my account has been active for 5 years.

Thought to be honest the whole level while you leave thing is what draws me because this allows me to do home work and socialize and go to a decent job and still be good at the game, unlike wow which has a requirement of active grinding this game grinds for you acknowledging that grinding sucks.

 

[KiiWii]

You know whats really interesting? The majority of EVE online players posting here are actually really articulate. Correct grammar, correct punctuation, and well spoken. Not to mention that pretty much all of them have said they completely agree with Ben (yes, i shall call him Ben). These are reasonable people, not like the fucking crazy ass console fanboys who would kill a whole generation of babies to prove a point about their console.

Hats off to you guys. seriously. =]

 

[G.]

You see, the only way to make people actually cry when you kill them, is to make you have to work to get there. When you kill someone, they get SO angry (ranging from bitching at you for an hour to quitting the game) because it can take them hours, days, weeks or months to earn it back. Drinking the tears of my enemies is one of the features of Eve Online.

Awesomesauce. Like, totally, awesome. Grieving the people who play for "hours, days, weeks or months" or spending more time (because, in Eve, skill equals time) than them to be able to grieve them. Vicious circle.
Oh well, whatever floats your boat.

My only disagreement is your statement that "If you think EVE is fun than you are provably wrong." The thing is, many of the features that attract people to EVE are ones you disliked - the skill system helps people who don't play every day keep up.

On the other hand, if you don't mine every day, you can't get anywhere. Unless you resort to selling GCs for credit.
Isn't the "skill system" counterintuitive to begin with? No matter how good a gamer you are, you will always be subject to the realtime skill progression of your character. Sure, you can min-max your character, because, in the end, it's not about the skills you have as a person or character, but how it translates into your ship. Spend in-game time to "levelup"? No, sorry. You can always mine though.
Or die? Which brings up a whole 'nother bag of fun. Buy insurance in case your ship's gets into a fight and blows up? Buy another ship, kit it out then buy some more insurance? No wonder hi-sec space mining is so prevalent. Unless your pod gets blown up, of course...
Well, you can always sell GTCs though.
In short: If normal MMOs were defined by the EXP grind to the level cap, ie time spent playing, Eve is defined by money, ie money spent, real money or in-game credits.
You can sell GTCs, log in every so often to change skills then start flying a Raven? Meh.

 

[Squeaksx]

Even though I brought this up about a month go I will once again repeat what I said before. Yes, Eve is different, but it isn't something that is appetizing for people who dash in headlong without any knowledge of the game (That being almost everyone.) It is a very unique game for better or worse, but I do not think it is something you should have to pay for. Aesthetically it is one of the prettiest games I've seen on an MMORPG, but if I wanted to see pretty things I'd go to an art gallery. The game mechanics are not friendly and that is the fatal flaw that will always hinder Eve. Oh just to comment on the people who say the fun is destroying other ships to which people put hours upon months into it, you are a bunch of sick sick little puppies who would probably be described in other MMORPGS as "Gankers," to which I say ...No I won't.

 

[KiiWii]

Oh another thing. Does this game remind you of like, a really complex version of Space4k?
I can imagine about a billion people yelling at me now.

 

[CrazySlyHawk]

This was pretty fun to watch.

 

[lord667]

You know whats really interesting? The majority of EVE online players posting here are actually really articulate. Correct grammar, correct punctuation, and well spoken. Not to mention that pretty much all of them have said they completely agree with Ben (yes, i shall call him Ben). These are reasonable people, not like the fucking crazy ass console fanboys who would kill a whole generation of babies to prove a point about their console.

Hats off to you guys. seriously. =]

Of course we're articulate. Ploughing through Jade Constantine's forum posts will leave you either highly literate or dead of a word overdose.

 

[icefox77]

Although I completely agree with the "boring" review, let me just point out that 14 days (my opinion) isn't really enough time to get a good view of the game. I've been a member for a little over a year now and I love it. Fleet combat actually does require some skill, especially in huge wars.

Another point is that there is much more to eve than fighting. I have an alt with economic based skills that I just use to play around with the game's market. Different prices, different regions, supply and demand. Its kinda fun sometimes.

If it helps, they have been adding to the game every year or so. They say it will be possible to leave your ship in stations soon and they can only expand on that from there.

 

[Wewt]

Yahtzee, I'm a fan of yours. I'm critical of games and that's why I like you. But I am also a fan of Eve. Having played, hated, and sickeningly come crawling back to virtually every MMO ever released, and being a 3 year veteran of Eve, I feel qualified to tell you you screwed the pooch with this review.

You didn't join a player corporation. Because its boring

The entire point of the game is to join a player corporation. Above: Read that

The tutorial tells you to join a player corporation. It does? Because i sure love having a job i pay for

Everyone who is having fun in Eve is in a player corporation. Everyone else quits inside a month because they haven't actually played the game. I joined one, and it wasn't fun nor interesting.

I'm not an Eve fanboi. I'll play it until its subscribers disappear and it is laid into the grave, but I'm still critical of its grueling new player experience, troublesome UI and extremely bland single-player objectives.

But all of that is water under the bridge for the player corporation experience.

If you ever get your senses about you and feel like actually playing this game, make a character and join EVE UNIVERSITY. It is a massive alliance of teachers and students designed to introduce people to the game. Why does Eve need a player corporation to teach people how to play it? Because that's how Eve is my friend- by the players, for the players.

Funny review though, I guess.

Yea i answered inside the Quote

 

[TOGSolid]

Always a good video from Yahtzee, but he basically missed out on a huge chunk of the game just to nitpick a very small slice of it to death. I'm a two and a half year Eve veteran and it's safe to say, that by not getting into the player interaction, you're really screwing yourself out of a good time.

No matter, this game is certainly not for everyone. It is a slower paced game, and most gamers these days don't like that sort of thing.

 

[Wewt]

From what i can tell, yahtzee doesn't like interacting with other players much.

 

[cocodaclown]

You know whats really interesting? The majority of EVE online players posting here are actually really articulate. Correct grammar, correct punctuation, and well spoken. Not to mention that pretty much all of them have said they completely agree with Ben (yes, i shall call him Ben). These are reasonable people, not like the fucking crazy ass console fanboys who would kill a whole generation of babies to prove a point about their console.

Hats off to you guys. seriously. =]

As the CEO of CCP games is always trying to point out ... the average age of the Eve player is 27. Not 15. That means that we 'can' be more articulate, more patient, more likely to use spreadsheets to plot our future within the game. Many of my corp mates have incredibly serious real life jobs with, quite scary, responsibilities. Many even own their own real life companies. Eve is for the more, usually, serious minded player. It ISNT an instant gratification game. It soes take time. If you want instant gratification, go play wow or COD4 or whatever. Dont play Eve.

However, if you REALLY want to see how pathetically childish we can be, come visit our forums, especially C.O.A.D. We really scrape the bottom of the barrels in there for trolling, childish behaviour, whines and tears. Even if the average age is 27

 

[SimuLord]

Now now, don't knock player corporations...although EVE isn't really my flavor of gaming (I don't go in much for sci-fi space settings), I had a blast running a crew called the Hanseatic League on Puzzle Pirates with a bunch of like-minded friends who, tired of getting their cities blighted and their average wage scales lowered by Wal-Mart, decided to live in a pirate-themed fantasyland and BE Wal-Mart.

If they put an EVE-like game on Earth (Trevor Chan's Capitalism Online?) I'd sub in a heartbeat. Probably try and get in on the beta so I could be one of those people.

 

[cocodaclown]

Yahtzee, I'm a fan of yours. I'm critical of games and that's why I like you. But I am also a fan of Eve. Having played, hated, and sickeningly come crawling back to virtually every MMO ever released, and being a 3 year veteran of Eve, I feel qualified to tell you you screwed the pooch with this review.

You didn't join a player corporation. Because its boring

The entire point of the game is to join a player corporation. Above: Read that

The tutorial tells you to join a player corporation. It does? Because i sure love having a job i pay for

Everyone who is having fun in Eve is in a player corporation. Everyone else quits inside a month because they haven't actually played the game. I joined one, and it wasn't fun nor interesting.

I'm not an Eve fanboi. I'll play it until its subscribers disappear and it is laid into the grave, but I'm still critical of its grueling new player experience, troublesome UI and extremely bland single-player objectives.

But all of that is water under the bridge for the player corporation experience.

If you ever get your senses about you and feel like actually playing this game, make a character and join EVE UNIVERSITY. It is a massive alliance of teachers and students designed to introduce people to the game. Why does Eve need a player corporation to teach people how to play it? Because that's how Eve is my friend- by the players, for the players.

Funny review though, I guess.

Yea i answered inside the Quote

bitter much?

 

[sumofnothing]

Eve Online in .. some lines.

- There´s Goons
- There´s Goons Pets
- There´s Bob
- There´s Bob´s pets
- There´s AAA
- There´s goons?
pause to change skill training .. "Advanced Boring RL Level 3 Completed"
- There´s Empire (scratch that, Empire sucks)
- There´s POS warfare (that sucks too)
- There´s a "ESC" button.. go ahead and press that
- There´s a "Quit boring game" button.. go ahead and press that too
- There´s Life, go ahead and get one

 

[TOGSolid]

You know whats really interesting? The majority of EVE online players posting here are actually really articulate. Correct grammar, correct punctuation, and well spoken. Not to mention that pretty much all of them have said they completely agree with Ben (yes, i shall call him Ben). These are reasonable people, not like the fucking crazy ass console fanboys who would kill a whole generation of babies to prove a point about their console.

Hats off to you guys. seriously. =]

As the CEO of CCP games is always trying to point out ... the average age of the Eve player is 27. Not 15. That means that we 'can' be more articulate, more patient, more likely to use spreadsheets to plot our future within the game. Many of my corp mates have incredibly serious real life jobs with, quite scary, responsibilities. Many even own their own real life companies. Eve is for the more, usually, serious minded player. It ISNT an instant gratification game. It soes take time. If you want instant gratification, go play wow or COD4 or whatever. Dont play Eve.

However, if you REALY want to see how pathetically childish we can be, come visit our forums, especially C.O.A.D. We really scrape the bottom of the barrels in there for trolling, childish behaviour, whines and tears. Even if the average age is 27

I'm pretty sure that when Obi-Wan said: "You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy" he was actually talking about the Eve forums. I know I make a point to avoid them at all costs.

 

[Tibike77]

Just for the record, there's a large-ish thread (getting larger) about this on the EVE-O forums too

http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=862606

I'm not surprised to see that the majority of people there feel pretty much the same way I did : it's funny (but could have been funnier), it sadly points out a few nasty flaws in early gameplay (for the most part, the review is quite accurate given the circumstances) but also it's an inherently skewed review because of that "don't want to join player corps" attitude.

 

[theklng]

Hm, Yahtzee making an effort to find a new and inventive MMO? Is it raining custard? Have my legs suddenly turned into Belgian tourists?

Good God, it's for real.

Oh, wait, he's ripping the shit out of it. Thank goodness, I'll spit out those Asprin and keep typing.

Never even heard of EVE until today (no I didn't look at the ads, what do you take me for, someone with money?), and after today, well, I won't go near it without a flamethrower and a spray gun full of Holy Water. Never being much of an MMO fan myself, you pretty succinctly pointed out eveything that needed to be said:

Tries to be WoW.

Fails miserably.

Still murders your social life with a pickaxe.

Good man. Funny, angry and laced with bile. Not unlike my porn collection.

i like your writing. but you need more arrogance. sort of like cristopher walken needs more cowbell.

 

[Tony2077]

i found eve fun and i'm not a nerd so and i can't think of anything to say.